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This page collects advertisements, testimonials, and small comic scenarios—typical of early 1900s periodicals. **The main cartoon** ("Handicapped") depicts a beggar asking "Could yer help a poor guy dat's startin'" while a well-dressed woman replies she'll take his hat when he asks for alms, as sandwiches fill it. The joke satirizes charity and poverty: beggars were expected to accept whatever scraps came their way, and the woman treats him as a nuisance while mocking his condition. **Testimonials** promote the Keeley Cure, a treatment for alcoholism and drug addiction, endorsed by Bishop John Shanley. This reflects Progressive Era faith in medical "cures" for social problems. **Comic snippets** mock class pretension, marital dynamics, and wealth. One jokes that a millionaire made his fortune through trade—unsuitable for respectable society. **Advertisements** promote garters, pens, teas, and patent medicines—standard commercial fare. The page is primarily commercial rather than satirical.

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Produce each a disease having definite patholo- gy. The disease yields easily to the Treatment as administered at the following Keeley Insti- tutes It is because I know it does save because I know it is God’s truth, that I take the deepest interest in the Keeley Cure, and so long as I live I shall raise my voice in advocating its efficacy. Rt. Rev. JOHN SHANLEY, Bishop of North Datota. Detailed information of this treatment, and proofs of its success, sent free upon application to any of the institutions named. ADDRESS THE INSTITUTE NEAREST YOU Birmingham, Ala. Crab Orchard, Ky. Fat D. Het Sore Ark. Ne L Nore vw Orleans, fo Conway, 1628-58 Felicity Se BS Portland, Me. Buffalo, N. St: Lerington, Mass. White Maing apids, Sich. Columbus, O. Shy, Mo. St St Tui, So Boulder Hot ni oulder, Mont. Charleston, Ind. Omaha, Neb., _ cor. Leavenworth ‘and igth Sts. ‘* Non-Hereity of Inebiety ‘matied upon application. Portland, Ore. Pa. Columbia, S. Sioux Falls,S.D. Dallas, Tex Salt Lake City, ‘Utah. Dr, Lesile E. Keeley, LASLIR I, KEELEY, M.D., LL. D. We have received from the Bobbs- Merrill Company, who, it will be noticed, have been hyphenated, and long may the} i : he Gray Cloal by Harold McGrath, author of «The Pup- petCrown.” Like “ The Puppet Crows “The Gray Cloak” is a romance with ‘a voltage that thrills and holds. Women who begin at the hinder end of the book will be held spellbound to the beginning. “The Main Chance,” by Meiedith Nichol- son, is a story that will be enjoyed for its artistic qualities, as will the dainty illus- trations by Harrison Fisher. Bobbs-Mer- rill Company, Indianapolis, Indiana. Ping—« There goes a man worth three million dollars, and he made every dollar of it in trade. Pong— Well, all I've got to say is that I don’t want to trade with a man like that.” —Chicago News. Rodrick—" Did you enjoy Mrs. Ticker's reception ? Van Albert— No, indeed. The men talked shop and the women shopping."— Chicago News. “Look, papa! his coronet.” “Tell him to go ahead and play it. 1 don't mind the noise."—Arooklyn Life. The duke has brought All over the civilized world THE IMPROVED TS KNOWN and WORN Every Palr Warranted CUSHION BUTTON CLASP Lies flat to the leg — never Slips, Tears nor Unfastens ‘Boston, Mass. GENO to our office for a copy of report on “LITHIA IN AMERICAN MINERAL WATERS,” by Dr, Elwyn Waller, formerly Professor of Chemistry at the School of Mines, taken from the Journal of the AMERICAN CHEMICAL, SOCIETY, vol. XII, No. 6. Of interest and ‘importance a to_all drinkers of so-called SD LITHIA WATERS. ARL H. SCHULTZ, eaphone Connection, 430-444 First Av., N.Y. W# BARKER CO. TROY.NY- iN LIN EOLL AS EES BUY THEM You take orders from both the colonel and Mrs, Allgore, do you, Gabriel? Don't you know a man can’t serve two masters ?” “Yes, he kin, be You jist do what de missus tells yo’ an’ yo'll git along all Tight."—Chicago Tribune, Registered design of box label. FIREFLY PENS are made of a new Incorrodible metal — flexible as gold. THEY GIVE CHARACTER TO ONE’S WRITING. MANUYACTURED BY ORMISTON & GLASS, LONDON. CosTRACTORS To HL. M. GOVERNMENT. » fore, ag cts. and $1.00, from all Stationers. 4. BAI\uaIDGE & CO., 99 William St., N.Y. DuLt AGENTS YOR UNITED STATES: G00D INCOMES MADE By selling our celebrated Goods. 25 and 30 per cent, ‘The Great Americas Tea Co. 31-33 Vesey St. New ‘York. P.O, Box 289. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE Nos. #2, 94, and 38 Neecker Street HANDICAPPED. Beocar—"‘ Could yer help a poor guy dat's starvin’ ?"" Lavy. You should take your hat off when you ask for alms.”* Beocar—"'| can't. mum: it's full uv sandwiches.” {Cafe Boulevar E make a score of styles and W modelsof Gas and Oil Side- lamps, Head-lights, and Tail Lamps, which are scientifically and substantially constructed, in operation simple, safe, and satis- factory, and suitable for all styles and makes of motor cars. Write for New Catalogue. BADGER BRASS Mfg. Co., astern Branch: 11 Wartee St, New York City ranch W ates, 55 Heenan SECOU New York ALL KINDS OF PaPEM MADE TO ORDER aed LIQUOR MABITS CURED TRoumids having Lilet ee where have been fared & rt, Lebaao, 8 Write The Dr. J. L. Stephens Co., De-t. ota bent. tue tear or te 3 weahs er maeey reese, TURKISH HAIR GROWER thet ROMEIKE’S fr Corns, Bore you all newspaper clippings which may appear about You, your friend ject on wikeh you want te, be-up to dave. Every newspaper and periodical of im) United States and Europe is searched. 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