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This page is primarily **advertising**, interspersed with brief joke items typical of early 20th-century humor magazines. The main content includes: **Top Left:** A Williams' Shaving Soap ad featuring the slogan "You're Next"—a barber shop setting joke about efficiency. **Throughout:** Short, ethnic humor jokes common to the era: a city girl ignorant of farm produce, an Irishman applying for work, and children making puns about giraffes and lobsters. These reflect period attitudes toward rural/urban divides and ethnic stereotypes. **Notable ads:** Chartreuse liqueur, a water motor fan ($1.50), diamonds on credit, President suspenders, and vacation destinations (Western North Carolina's "Land of the Sky"). **Bottom Left:** "For Reasons of State"—a Lackawanna Railroad promotional booklet ad, unrelated to actual satire. There is **no significant political cartoon** on this page. It represents typical Judge content: light domestic humor, product advertisements, and travel promotions aimed at affluent readers.

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* SHAVING SOAP ““You’re Next” pays to. “No waiting here. We use Williams’ Shaving Soap. It We can do quicker and better work with it. customers enjoy it— it makes us friends.’ Our “Next” time you are shaved ask your barber to use Williams’ Shaving Soap. Scud inthe form of Shaving Stichs, Shaving Tablets, et. “‘brougbout the world. THE J. B. WILLIAMS COMPANY, Glastonbury, Conn, Loon Panis BERLIN syDMeY Miss Citygirl—» What are you plant- ing, Uncle Hiram ?" Uncle Hiram— Salad, miss.” Miss Citygirl— Oh, how interesting ! Now do tell me, which is the chicken salad and which the lobster ?"—PAiladel- phia Record. Wealthy citizen—m But said distinctly in my advertisement that I wanted “a re- liable colored coachman,” and you are a red-faced Irishman. Applicant—* But shure, sor, isn’t red a reliable a color as black ?"—Baltimore American. Mickey—" Dat is de giraffe, Jimmy. What wud yer do if yer had a neck like him?" Jimmy—" What wad Ida? W'y I'd stand out at de baseball game every day an’ rubber over de fence."—Philadelphia Record. De Style—"\s he 4 chip ot the old block ?" Gunbusta— No; he's a claw of the old lobster."—New York Sun. “Now, Johnny,” said the teacher, who had been’ describing a war-ship to the class, * how is the deck divided ?” about in their ca: Gunner—1am tired of dodging tro ley-cars and trucks. The rich can ride iages and don’t have to Chartreuse — GREEN OR YeLLOW— DIAMOND \t ‘may bares Din Peary OR 258. MR Swubout say eote ef Sek room, Deserta PRICE, COMPLETE, $1.50 acxTs wanTED DELAWARE RUBBER CO., Dept. 75, C31 Market Stret, Phil, Pa Mayme—\ hear you are going to be married again ?” Edith—“ Again? Why, I've never been tied up as ye Mayme-— No; but I can’t recall the number of times you were * going to be.” —Chicago News. Deesane of thelr construction PRESIDENT “Cannot rust” 0c. and $1.00 ‘Any she ASPRING AND SUMMER TONIC GO TO THE Glorious Mountains or Western North Carolina “A deck is divided,” replied the bright boy, “into spades, hearts, diamonds and clubs."—Philadelphia Press. He— Does your father object to my making love to you 2” ‘She— Oh, no! He told me to have as many innocent and harmless amuse- ments as possible."—Harfer's Bazar. dodge anything.” Guyer—" Oh, yes ; it keeps them busy dodging taxes."—Chicago News. “Do you think that betting is wrong ?* “It depends on circumstances,” an- swered the town oracle. “If you can't afford to lose, it's wrong ; if you can, it's merely silly."—Washington Star. GIVES A REFINED TERMINATION TO THE MOST ELABORATE BAN- QUET, AND IS AN APPROPRIATE AND SATISFACTORY CONCLUSION TO ANY REPAST. Atfintclass Wine Merchants, Grocers, Hote! ‘ Hitjer & Co., 45 Broadway, New York, N.Y le Agents for United States. The “Land of the Sky” Sapphire Country A NATURAL PARADISE. At all times of the year a pleasant spot, full of life, of color and enjoyment, rich with possibilities for The WHITE ROCK high ball bas a smack of its own. health and recreation, For temperature and climate it is unexcelled, ‘Reached by the For Reasons of State A vivid little love story, beautifully tllustrated; told simply but with appealing interest. The story 1s contained in a 128-pago book which describes some of the most delightful mountain and lake Railroad fakavanne . Address, kawanna Railroad, New York City. resortsin the East. Sent free on receipt of 5 cents in stamps to T. W. Lee, General Passenger Agent, IMPORTED _ RUGS—Japan Jute, East India Durries and Moodj Rugs. 1C RUGS—Hodges Fibre, American Grass, Smyrna, and Carpet Rugs of In- DOMES COMPLETE NEW STOCK of Summer Rugs. grain, Body’ Brussels, Wilton, Ax- minster and Saxony Rugs. Attractive values io Fine Oriental Carpet Rugs, suitable for Sammer homes, Brecadooay Kei & NEW YORK, ese Cotton and Southern Railway ta most superbly equipped trains in less tha 5 Roan lie Woon Wee Yak = ao ‘Write for descriptive book of the “Land of the Sky,” mailed application to any agent of the Southern Railway. NEW YORK OFFICES: 271 and 1185 Broadway ALEX. S. THWEATT, Eastern Passenger Agent. Ww. A. TURK, S. H. HARDWICK, Pass'r Traffic Mgr. Gen'l Pass’r Agent. WASHINGTON, D. C. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE ‘Noa 92, M, and 06 Bleecker Street Branch Wareboass, 3 Street, New York ‘ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE 70 ORDER ‘Thousands having MORPHINE Severe ete ‘Write The De. J. L. Stephens Co, Dept. 12, Labanes, ged LiQuoR HABITS, CURED comicbooks.com