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This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, dominated by commercial promotions rather than satirical cartoons. The main content features a **Schlitz Beer advertisement** celebrating their 1902 sales surge (132,916 barrels increase). The ad emphasizes purity claims—filtered water from deep wells, sterilization, months of aging—positioning the beer as scientifically superior while maintaining competitive pricing. The page includes scattered **brief humorous anecdotes** in text form (typical Judge filler content): jokes about impatient wives, overdue library books, and misunderstandings about love letters. Additional advertisements include: - **Fine Old Sylvester Whiskey** (Wright & Taylor Distillers) - **Boston Garter** (hosiery clasp) - **Equitable Life Assurance** (with an allegorical illustration) - **Angostura Phosphate** (medicinal summer drink) The page reflects **early 1900s commercial culture**—heavy advertising mixed with light humor, and marketing emphasis on "purity" and "scientific advancement" as selling points during the Progressive Era.

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(ees rd & om Nhe Sis | THE BEER | THAT. MADE /MILWAUKEE)| ~~ FAMQUS Se | More and More People are Demanding Pure Beer During 1902 the sacs of Schlitz Beer exceeded the year | s before by 132,916 barrels. ‘That's the largest increase shown | by any brewery in the world. This Year We Want You We will give you a beer made from the best materials grown. | We will brew it in absolute | cleanliness We will get our water from six wells, bored to rock. ‘We will filter all the air that touches it. We will age it for months so it cannot cause biliousness. We will sterilize every bottle after it is sealed. We will double, in these ways, the necessary cost of our brewing. Yet Schlitz Beer shall cost you just what the common beer costs. Will you try it? Ash for the Brewery Botting Patience—"She says some one was| pleased to hear her talk for an hour."" | Patrice—** Perhaps she was talking to} herself.""—Yonkers Statesman | “So the Count Fuscads wants your| hand in marriage?” i I don't. kn said Miss Cumrox, thoughtfully, “whether it is my hand he wants so much as father’s signature." —Washington Star. “Why, George, what an cnormous le of letters!” exclaimed the bride of a k. “Billets doux, I suppose.” dear,” ‘replied the other sketch. "They are billies —Chicago News pi w . my half of the overdue.”* “Oh, professor, I've just been your book on the nebular hypothe: hink it's just too cute for anything.” New York Yournal. The WHITE ROCK high batt has a smack of its own, The WHITE ROCK high ball has a smack of its own, “Maria,” drawled Farmer Crawfort, “‘yeou have worked pretty hard in the six month: Yeas, Zeke," replied the weary wife “Well, yeour industry shall be repaid. Iam goin’ to make you a present. “Oh, Zeke! are yeou going to buy me a new coat **No; but yeou can have the old hoss- blanket to make over into a golf cape. Nobody shall say I am_ stingy."— Philadelphia Record. ‘A SUMMER DRINK OF MEDICINAL VALUE. A popular and healthful drink at the soda-waier foanthins is called ANGOSTURA PHOSPHATE. It made like an ordinary phosphate, with a plentiful supply of either orange or lemon syrup, and atcaspoon- ial Of Be-“Siegert’s Angostura, ters heartily to be fecommentied on account of the acknowl: iged medicinal virtues of the Angoxtura utters which it contains. When made with lemon syrup it is cooling | to the blood, while the addition of Angostura Bitters Prevents the stomach from becoming too suddenly Chilled while the body is in an overbeated condition—an objection which canoot be,too strongly urged, against immoderate indulgence in iced drinks during the sum- mer. Angostura Bitters makes a very pleasant addition and adds.a delicious flavor to lemonade, as well as to the majority of the summer drinks usually dispensed at soda, ins, Bragesby—"T tell you I'm overwork- ing. ]-am turning out an awful lot of work just now. Nocker—" That's just exactly the word your employer used in describing your present work.""—Baltimore American. Lucilla—"It_ is said that beautiful women depend wholly on their looks for social success.” Caroline—" Perhaps that is truc. It is not every girl that can talk as enter- tainingly as you, dear."—Kansas City Fournal. ‘The drink i | All over the civilized world THE IMPROVED BUTTON CLASP Les flat to the leg — never: Slips, Tears nor Unfastens: ~ ALWAYS EASY eo, Prost ‘Bosten,, REFUSE ALL SUBSTITUTES Temperance lecturcr—"Oh, my friends, there are some spectacles’ which one |never forgets.” | Old lac vice (in rear)—"I'd like to know, sir, where they sell. them, if {you don't mind."—New York Times HENR RY BHYDE OUNDER, awateawner A PRESIDENT of life,men would provide for its winter time tisements uch adver- the above would never appear. An adequate Endowment policy in the Equitable will provide for ama nS own mature years-and meanwhile protect his family. GUL TARBELL, 22 Vice President SEND THIS COUPON FOR PARTICULARS OR WRITE. HE EQUITABLE LIFE ASSURANCE SOCIETY of th States, 120 Broapway, Please send me intormat + seesigsued to a man Name Address . ept. No. 25 regarding an Endowment for or woman. years of age. comicbooks.com