Judge — May 2, 1903 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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“Some folks say,” remarked the new- ESQUIMAU PHILOSOPHY. “Well,” said the president of the plossomed strawberry blonde, “ that : stray de, You cannot eat your candle and bum|South American republic, “has the 6 ing the hair injures the brain ite too! revolution been suppressed? Yes," rejoined the hardened old |'"*A°whale in the pantry is worth two in|." Yesterday's has," replied the scere- bachelor; “and some other folks say that tu the sea. ary of wa but the ninc-o'clock_revo- people who dye their hair are brainless." |""}fany an honest heart beats beneath | lution of this morning is still on. We've | —Chicago News. \a sealskin jacket. captured one of the revolutionists, but | oe Tt is a long polar expedition that has| the other is still at large.""—Philadelphia The Sohmer Piano ranks among the best for | no turning Press. : excellence of tone, durability and finish. It takes’ good’ man, tostana tals er, Gigi borg oy a — slippery place. A delightful hygienic liqueur, distilled from as ” Butweliaven't:a sockroach ia ‘the ever look a gift walrus in the teeth. |the aromatic and strengthening herbs of the a sepa Na Where there is so much grease there | tropics, is Dr. Siegert’s world-renowned Angos- house,” interrupted the woman at the| must be some blubber.—Chicago Tribune, |tura Bitters. Ask your dealer for Dr. Sieyert's, bene and refuse domestic imitations. ell, you will have in a few days, | ma'am. ' They've got them next door to you. i sold “a package of this prepa- ‘Haste thee, nymph, and bring with thee a te pes oo repa-| Jest and youthful Jollity"”—Milton—and a bot- oli Peo ration there, an vi em to | le serial Extra Champagne. i : the neighbors."—Chicags ‘Tribune. i Cooks ln Dry Champagne, | Tome home last night." mama | Fagesby—"There you go again. I'd — Citizen—" When you were running for| be willing to swear that I came home A trial of two generations and more has been | the place you were full of promises of | Perfectly. sober. the test that proves Abbott's, the Original An-| What you would do for the public: now Mrs. Fag gostura Bitters, to be the best tonic for family | You don't seem to care a penny for the, What surprised me publi Legislator—* When I said I was ready “Do you think that people appreciate|to do anything the public wanted. I art in this country?” thought my election was what the public s Very much sur- nin’ which you o you did; that's '—IMlustrated Bits. BVO BOTH rtainly," answered Mrs. Cumrox.| desired. They've got that, and now HONEST FLAVOR “Everybody ‘gets interested as soon as! they want a lot of other things. It looks and perfect purity are you tell ‘em how much a masterpiece |as though the public would never be fossa ia cost.""—Washington Star. | satisfied.""—Boston Transcript. GREAT WESTERN ‘been followed for 117|. "Yes," said the sad-eyed waiter, “she A distinctive and original path hi 1 has gone away. I don't think anybody a8 Se ee ae will fniss her wiuch more than Ido. She |had the sweetest voice I ever heard— |and it never sounded sweeter than it did | the last time she addressed me.” He paused and the head waiter him sympathetically. ‘ | “What did she say?" he inquired “She said ‘Keep the change.'"— ro are the original potting Cocktatte. Cleveland Plain Deakr. sihe Prendt ciaineasne Years of experience have made Sided Qhroouh. the ‘me: them THE PEREECT COCKTAILS: . ~ dium of other liqueurs at that they are. not jure “And you won't rent the rooms to us ecvigiiraiae into buylog some imitation. The 4 children into this apartment house.” Hence! “ it is for the purpose of larger prof- “You seem to have forgotten that you lan ct’ 1s Great its. insist upon having the CLUB and it has led to the production | were once a child yourself" the COCKTAILS, and take no other, of a beverage that is ideal in| “Yes; but that was before the day of : = every particular—the culmina-|apartment-houses, ma'am." —Cleveland / Lig gry eae ET EESUA Ron one tion of Ale goodness. lain Dealer. ay tha Paris Exp HARt¥ORD, CONN. ‘The proof ts at your dealer's, % “I have here," said the industrious PLEASANT VAL- book-agent, ‘a volume which is espe- LEY WINE CO., cially helpful to. businessmen. I'm 2 See Makore. Roane, (LY. certain it would benefit you if""—— : “Can you mention any business man it has benefited?” broke in the skeptical one in the office chair. r instance. [| C@/@O® 0088 0088 “Sure. There's me, for ir ; —Kansas City! Ghipiacw ob GRAINS CIGARS uae get_a big commission. 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