Judge, 1903-04-25 · page 15 of 16
Judge — April 25, 1903 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This page from *Judge* magazine is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. The dominant content features commercial advertisements for patent medicines and consumer goods typical of early 1900s publications. The small comic vignettes scattered throughout are **domestic humor** rather than political commentary—jokes about marriage, housekeeping, and family life. One recurring theme mocks "uneducated" wealthy people's pretensions: a newly rich man's maid is praised for being a better cook than what "we've been used to," while another figure worries that founding libraries might seem like a "fad." The page's main illustrated cartoon (upper left) advertises the Olympic Range and Puget Sound as vacation destinations, promoting a travel guide called "Wonderland 1903." The heavy advertising emphasizes **patent medicine culture**—"Sulphume" claims to cure skin diseases, blood impurities, and various ailments through sulphur preparations. This reflects the largely unregulated medicine industry of the era, before FDA oversight. No significant political figures or events are referenced on this page.
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tele, OLYMPIC RANGE and PUGET SOUND will satisfy either for ORDINARY RECREATION or for HUNTING or FISHING or MOUNTAINEERING It isnt the stereotyped thing. “WONDERLAND 1903” elaborates its advantages. Send for it- only SIX CENTS. CHAS.S.FEE, ee, SR SAUL: Grn PasséR AGENT MINNESOTA, to-ni Frowsy Frank—“Say. Helpless, old| ‘ Now that you hi ach good togs?”| you know what to do with I r see, a beg- Appose [Will be founding libraries or m ii y donations to universiti No: these fads weary me.” gar has to dress well des won't let him in de front doo: News. Impure Blood, Pimples, Tetter, Eczemaand Acne are permanently cured by SULPHUME Price, $1.00, express paid SULPHUME is pure sulphur in liquid form—a new chemical discovery. Sulphur heretofore was considered insoluble. Sulphume when taken internally, and applied as a lotion, will cure any skin disease. SULPHUME BATHs | °° be taken at home, having all the advantages (and more) of the most famous Sulphur Springs. One bottle of Sulphume makes ten strong sulphur baths, is the only soap in the world made with liquefied sulphur, SULPHUME SOAP | thar is why it isa Genuine Sulphur Soap. It stops itching and all skin irritations, softens and whitens the skin, and has no equal for the toilet or bath, Prices: Perfumed soap, 25c. a cake ; Unperfumed,. isc. a cake. Will mail trial cake upon receipt of price. is the perfection of soaps for shaving. It isa SULPHUME SHAVING SOAP ] 5. cfect antiseptic, prevents rash breaking out, cures and prevents all contagious skin diseases, gives a creamy lather and is soothing tothe skin, SULPHUME LITTLE LIVER PILLS act directly on the liver, kidneys and bowels, but do not gripe or nauseate. Price, 25c. SULPHUME BOOK FREE—In it you will find solid facts about the care of the skin and Be sure this signature A7Z-<2rA="2- ison each package of Sulphume Preparations, otherwise it is not genuine. Your druggist can procure Sulphume Preparations from his jobber, without extra charge to you. SULPHUME CHEMICAL CO., Suite 106, 337 Brondway, New York LYMAN, SONS & CO., Montreal, Canadian Agents. SULPHUME watt eet have a lot Robert—* That | knows that she i: we've been used to t given the to eat right ay I i Richard —" Unedu f insight “Did that Ratien 80. I'll be the hap- I don't belie During 2 lesson in physiolo; teacher asked him if he the last teeth people get, to which he re- plied | ew t Our new maid a better cook than Detroit Free Press. | “Oh, I didn’t before. Mother—‘ Does that young lady you) , intend to marry know anything about housekeeping?” Son—"Not a thing. piest man alive. Clean house once in ten years."—New York Weekly. 'm; false tecth."— Little Chron-| ed people often Nurse (excitedly) —* Oh, doctor, I have | j ta teaspoonful of ink shall I do?” —"Give him a blotter) —Chicago News. t a cold supper when I went home t, and you bet I kicked about it.” jo any good?” “Well, my wife made it warm for me.” —Philadelphia Press e shell) Willie's | name of 40 Bixee, 100. to 50c. cack. A-BANTAELLA & CO., Makers, TAMPA, Fla. Sold by First Class Dealers Everywhere. ‘commission off. ALL KNOWING. “Now that you are married I suppose you have no secrets from your wife?” ‘She was my typewriter. GOOD INCOMES MADE By eelling our celebrated . 25. and 30 per cent. BEST o04 MOST 335 e. cea American Tea Co 31-33 Vesey St., New York. P.O. Box 289. Rye “On Every Tongue.” Scientifically distilled; naturally aged; best and safest for all uses. Famous all over the world, and sold by leading dealers everywhere, BERNHEIM BROS., Distillers, - - Louisville, Ky. PREGS OF FLE ‘@ RIDGE PRINTING Co., FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK.