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Funniman—'Now, there's your hus- band coming, Mrs. Candor. Let's make alittle surpnse for him. | Mrs. Funniman and I will hide behind the curtains here, and you tell, him that, your expected muests haven't come. Then we'll step mut and surprise him,”” Enter Mr. Candor.) Mrs. Candor (obeying orders) —" Well, y. our expected guests have disap: sr and’ Mrs. Funniman pointe haven’ Mr. € dor (heartily) —"Thank heav- rit-Bits, ‘The Sohmer Piano is inferior to none, and | is universally acknowledged to be superior to very many others offered at “prices which defy competition.” When its merits are considered, it is the cheapest instrument in the market to- “Murphy ’s got a job as a park police- man, 1 hear tel, and him only landed a few mont’s Ay, an’ ye should sce him these days chasin” the robins aff the grass.” “What's he doin’ that fur? “Shure, he can't shtand the sight av the red above the green." —Philadel phia As a health-giver no tonic made equals Ab bott’s, the Original Angostura Bitters. Drug- gists and grocers. “Doesn't it give you a terrible fecling when you run over a man?” they asked | him “Yes, if he's a large man,” replied the automobilist. “It. gives me a pretty rough jolt somctimes.”—. Orleanis | Times-Democrat. Consumer—"Sce here! My family was out of town all last month except three days, and yet my gas bill is higher than for the month before!" Clerk (severely) suppose we can and goings of all our customers? a society department nal. Packer’s Tar Soap is pure, mild, invigorating and antiseptic. It soothes while cleansing, and for more than a quarter of a century has been The. Standard For the Hair and Skin, ‘The Packer Mfg. Co., 81-83 Fulton St. New York. | 1 Le COLL CUFFS ARE THE BEST BUY THEM. Carl HSchauzs Carbonic Sellers ren & ‘The Only Pere and Correet Artitelal hee feral Walters Sela Ie Service Today. Ornticial KISSINGEN, DOUBLE. Used in the homes of our leading” physicians. In siphons and also in bottles for out-of-town shipments. CARL H. SCHULT ‘Telephone Connertion, 120-44 Flirt Aten S. Ye gain from that time on unt AN ELIXIR. I care not for the creatures of the south wind’s promising The butterfly that hastens on by i cent wing; It is not for the’ bird that I ccstatically long Who whirls and veers, half maddened by the sweetness of his song. When sunshine thrills the artist's brush ind wakes the poet's brain, for boyhood for a moment once again. I want to sce the clephant once more upon parade And quaff the crystal magic of the crim- son lemonade. . rides- Lonly Those groping Rosicrucians—ah, they never found the truth! They spurned this simple potion for restoring joyous youth. The recipe they scorned, in all their al- chemistic . Of a lot of aqua pura and a little lemon peel. But I, more wise, am waiting for those fairy folk to come With the tinkle of the cymbal and the rattle of the drum: duke. Del. I've only known you three days, and these _get-rich-quicl 3 scem to be so risky Herald. pleasant and agreeable tonic and stomach cor- | rective known to the medical profession is Dr. Sicgert’s- world. Beware of imitations. ler. can't, keep up’ with half its changes Who's your president to-day ?""—Cin- cinnati Commercial Tribune “Ah, Gracie, dear,” she said to the why don’t you go to papa to-day? s are dangerous, you know.” Yes, I realize that,” he replied; “but schemes — aiw —Chicago Record- For invalids and convalescents, the most owned Angostura Bitters. “We have the most progressive nation in the world!” exclaimed’ the patriotic So average woman rape puts together on Slobbs—" Yes: and when you sce her To see the magic city rise and hear the|in “one of those evening gowns you people's cheers wonder where it all is.""—Philadelphia white Ptaste that humble nectar in de-| Record fiance of the years, Washington Star. Newsboy—"Extry! extry! All "bout oe de terrible explosion!" Countryman a terrific noise is If you desire a valuable C your dealer for a case of Coot’ Dry. mpagne, send to Imperial Extra | “There are worse things than ego de ‘ Globe- Democrat. What's that y—" Dat’s de all about boy?” ion. Here St. Louis ois it tism,” says the Manayunk. philosopher “Tt is better to talk yourself up than to run other people down,” —Philadelphia BUILT OVER, POOD THAT REBUILT A MAN'S BODY AND BUILT IT RIGHT. By food alone, with a knowledge of what food to use, disease can be warded off and health maintained; also many even chronic diseases can be cured. It is manifestly best to depend ds upon food to cure rather than too much drugging. A’Case in point will illustrate, A well- nown man of Reading, Penn., ’ of a certain club there never written a testimon have been using Grape-Nuts about a y and have recovered my health, and fcc! | that I would like to write you about it, for | case is extraordinary. For five years I was a sufferei from a Aoonol Constable K2Ca Men’s Furnishings. Neckwear. CRAVATS—Graduated Ties of Lawn, Dindty, or Harathea. ENGLISH SQUARES Chestwick, Flowing Fads Shirts to Order or Collars and Cuffs, Robes, inished to Wear. mas, Rath Gowns, Negligee Silk Handkerchiefs, ba Gloves er Shades and Weights. Lap Robes, Tourists’ Rugs, ete. Beoadvoay A 19th te. NEW YORK. BE dreadful condition of the bowels; the trouble most obscure.” Here fol- lows a detailed description and the condi- | tion certainly was distressing ‘enough (details can be gi thing in the way drugs benefited me in’ the Icast and an operation was scriously considered. In y, 1901, I commenced using Grape- uis as a food and with no idea that it would in any way help my condition. In two or three weeks’ time I noticed an improvement and there was a steady of treatment of | ¢ niffed th you, Mr. 1 Stin N—er—you see," stammered Stin- y. “to tell you the truth, | would have ‘ked for seats down stairs, but I didn't know whether it was pronounced ‘par- ket’ or ‘parkay’ and I hated to show my ignorance.""—Philadel phia Press. now Lam practically Well. 1 don't know how to explain the healing value of the food but for some reason, although it has taken nearly a year, 1 have recovered my health and the change is entirely attnb utable to Grape-Nuts food, for I long ago quit medicine. I eat only Grape- Nuts for breakfast and luncheon, but my night dinner I have an assorted meal. Name furnished by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. * believe in developing a dignified and unselfish life after sixty. —ANDREW CARNEGIE. | Why not earlier? 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