Judge, 1903-04-11 · page 12 of 16
Judge — April 11, 1903 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page from Judge (circa 1902) is primarily **advertising**, with minimal editorial content. The advertisements reflect turn-of-the-century American consumer products and services: **Notable ads include:** - Kodak cameras (promoting amateur photography) - A "Three Day Sanitarium" offering morphine addiction treatment—reflecting the era's unregulated drug crisis and widespread opium/morphine dependence - Bound volumes of Judge magazine itself - Pall Mall cigarettes - Fishing equipment **The editorial cartoons are minimal.** One titled "Cabbage Conjecture" shows two men discussing vegetables, appearing to be mild social humor about produce vendors. **The text includes poems about smiling** and appreciative verses about ale ("Evans Ale"), typical of Judge's light satirical humor. The page primarily documents **what products and services were marketed to Judge's affluent readers**—notably the casual advertising of morphine treatment, which would shock modern readers and illustrates how differently drug addiction was understood and commercialized in the early 1900s.
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THE KODAK helps the amateur make technically perfect and artistic photographs. Explains all the little difficulties— there are no big ones. Individual criticism is given to the work of each pupil. Tuition, free to all owners of Kodak and Brownie Cameras upon payment of one dollar fortextbooks. THE KODAK WAY means picture taking without a dark-room for any part of the work. Better results than the old way, too. Kedah and Browale Camerny, «5 $1.00 40 674.00 Kedah Developing Machines, . . 2.0010 910.00 Correspondence Sfrvane Eastman Kodak Co., END FOR OUR ILLUSTRATED PAMPHLET. It will teach you many things that everyone should know about MINERAL WATERS. CARL H. SCHULTZ, Telephone Connection. 430-444 Firat Av.,N.Y. Three Day Sanitarium alfords strict privacy, home comforts and every convenience during the treatment of all forms habits, such as. MORPHINE Oplum, Laudanum, Cocaine, etc. We elirpinate the effect of these from the system and ‘completely destroy the desire for them in three cays. We guarantee to do this or refund all for treatment and pay your to and from ‘THREE DAY SANITARIUM. ISI Third Ave. Detrott, Mich, Volumes of Every copy of JUDGE for 1902 in two volumes, substantially bound in cloth, with gilt edging, express pre- paid anywhere in the United States, for $9.00, Send orders promptly. Judge Publishing Co., 0 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. DO YOU FISH? HE. CHUBB RODS are “Boils on Honor.” ing Tackle Angler. ‘Send for 120-page Catalogue of Best Goods. Address T. H. Chubb Rod Co., POST MILLS, VT. Fish- SMILES. emotion Is a thing it’s most advisable we all should cultivate; A cheerful, beaming countenance is sun- shine, to my notion, Anda gloomy, scowling habit is a thing deprecate. There is nothing I can think of in the world less prepossessing Than a man whose whole appearance is indicative of bile; So I smile, but there are circumstances often s0 distressing That it's apt to be a hard, hard smile. For instance, when an old-time friend— the kind whole-souled and hearty— Smites me gayly on the shoulder with “an unexpected whack, Or some flustrated servant at a little dinner party Spills the soup that he is serving in a cascade down my back; When upon my corn a lady, who is most apologetic, Plumps her dainty French-heeled shoe down like a driver on a pile; Then I smile, for it won't do to seem too churlish’ or splenetic— But it’s apt to be a hard, hard smile. Love a jest most dearly and with mirth I fairly bubble At a little harmless fooling; always take a joke; Most quips and cranks of fancy I can laugh at without trouble And my chuckle’s quite responsive when at me their fun they poke. There is just a small exception—when I hear these wretched, chronic, Idiotic punning Tsons that one meets ‘once in a while, I can smile, but I am conscious that the smile is quite sardonic— Yes, it’s apt to be a hard, hard smile. —Chicago Daily News I can Cholly—'I tell you, Sloman 's a clevah fellah. - Heard him tell a girl lawst night something about ‘ Kind hearts are bettah than cwowns,’ or something or othah.”’ Ascum—"* Kind hearts are more than coronets.’ And did you consider that original with him? t's an old one.” ‘holly—"* Ya-as; but think how clevah of him to keep it in his head!"—Catholic Standard and Tim APPRECIATION. GFE WHIZ! What a dream it is Of golden sparkle And crown of white In a gurgling guzzle Of pure delight That tingles the nerves And makes one wish That he were an ever Insatiable fish Turned loose to live Direct from the Manufacturers to the | In an infinite pail Full up to the brim Of EvANs' ALE. Yum, yum ! Wow ! See? He—"1 met your friend Biff when I n town in my automobile this Indeed! Did he say anything -" I should say he did! Yonkers Statesman. ‘All kinds kept in stock BLANK BOOKS ‘“ammocuucy FINDLER @ WIBEL, 115 Nassau Street, New York. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE on. 2, 4, and 88 Bleecker Rtreet. ranch Waren, 53 heekinan Beet New York [ALL RENDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER MORPHINE Some + Write The De. J. L. Stephens Co., Dept. 12, Tran over and LIQUOR RABITS CURED The facial expression of an inward glad ‘Thousands having failed else- | Established 1823. WILSON WHISKEY. That’s All! THE WILSON DISTILLING CO., Baltimore, Md. The WHITE ROCK high ball has] The WHITE ROCK high ball has a smack of its own, a smack of its own, = th NY) ag ae ae SSSSS s ic] bn IL fo. N s z) —INSS ZLESSSSSSSS A CABBAGE CONJECTURE. Swe—" Don't you think those are good cigars, dear? department-store sale."* He— Where—vegetable counter?" T bought them at a PALL MALL NATURAL SHAPE CORK-TIPPED LONDON CIGARETTES 25c. the Box You will find them atithe shops where the refined man trades. A bor of 10 Pall Mall Cigarettes will be sent postpaid for 25c. to any reader of JUDGE who cannot obtain them at his dealer’s. UNIVERSAL TOBACCO CO., 697 Greenwich Street, New York comicbooks.com