Judge, 1903-04-04 · page 15 of 16
Judge — April 4, 1903 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and filler content** for Judge magazine, with one notable satirical cartoon. The main cartoon titled "COMPLIMENTARY" depicts a social exchange between two men (identified as "Dodson") about meeting someone's wife. The joke hinges on the husband's boast that he is "the biggest lobster she ever saw"—a self-deprecating comment comparing himself unfavorably to his spouse, suggesting she dominates him or is more impressive. His companion expresses fatigue at hearing this complaint repeatedly. The page is otherwise dominated by **whiskey and spirits advertisements** (Old Crow Rye, Dewar's Scotch, Natural Whiskey), promoting these as products of quality and refinement. There's also an advertisement featuring Dewar's connection to "Royal Warrant to His Majesty King Edward VII," appealing to upper-class consumers through royal endorsement—a common advertising strategy of the era. The remaining content consists of dining recommendations, patent medicine ads, and various commercial notices typical of early 20th-century magazines.
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The DICTIONARY DEFINES |. The meaning of the word Perfection, viz.,—purity, unrivalled quality, Does it not stand to reason that a straight Whiskey, known to be so, would be better for you than blends? It is a fact that all blending is done to cheapen. OLD CROW RYE) ALSO SOUVENIR oF SCOTLAND (OLD,) AND BONNIE BRIER BUSH (VERY OLD.) Scotch Whiskies are straight and are the best we have ever seen. H. B. Hirk @ Co., NEW YORK. Mr. Bacon—" When all the fools are | dead I don't want to be alive, Mrs. Bacon—" Well, don't worry; won't be." —Yonkers Statesman DO YOU “FISH? THE SHURE RODS are * Bolt on Honor." | Fish ing Tackle Direct from the Manufacturers to the Angler. ‘Send for 120-page Catalogue of Hest Goods. Address T. H. Chubb Rod Co POST MILLS, 6000 INCOMES MADE celebrated Sand 30 per cen i 33° 1b. ade mark red bags Goosl Coffees. 12e\ nnd Tbe Gon Teas, de and 33e any subject on Every newspaper and penodical of United States and Europe is searched. Henry R Fi ===!\Where to Dine _ Recuperation, Recreation ‘The three R’s that are at FRENCH LICK SPRINGS INDIANA mn the Monon Route New Modern Hotel Pluto i °s the Springs has produced w. iz stomach, liver, kidney and bowel affections, As by stimulating the mg catarrhal conditions, congestions ‘chronic liver lesions reputed incu train service from Chicago, Indianapolis, Cincin- nati, Louisville and St, Louis For folders and facts address either THOS. TAGGART, Freach Lick Spriegs, Ind. oF FRANK J. REED, G. P. A., Monon Route, 200 Castom House Place, CHICAGO. you THE LEISURE CLASSES. a little beggar maid a king long, long ago. Of course the taste that he displayed Was criticised by folk who know Just what forn sand things ‘Are due to beggar-maids and kings. But straight the monarch m | “There is small differenc Between our stations! She and | Subsist on what the pcople give We do not toil with s | le reply U1 \ —iVashington Star hear that Richwood's ay with the chauffeur and Richwood is La Mont— daughter ra nearly craz: La Montt—" Wel daughter in th La Moyne: daughter: with them.” . it is hard to lose a “Oh, he don't mind the ut they took the automobile —Philadelphia Record. cer language, isn’t 30?" “Wi SCOTCH HE, AND THE BEST SCOTCH WHISKY Every thoroughbred golfer unites the two y playing the last hole of the match for a wee nippie of Dewar’s Scotch the Whisky which gold and prize medals Royal Warra Edward VII. A GOLF PRINT se nd is sone Gs toto Tis Majesty 126 Bleecker Street, New Vork hy so “Because of sickness I had to send my short d writer home yesterday.” “That left_me shorthanded.” "Cleve land Plain Dealer. Carl HSchultzs Carbonic Fes Selters Ke Arulictal Vichy. CARL H. SCHULTZ Telephone Cemnertion, 120-644 Pet Tee Ont) Pare and carrots erat Meters pola ‘ie Veerice Used in the homes of our leading physic In siphons and bottles for 0 shipments, Pra wet eARKeR co. TROKNYE es NEOLLARS CUFFS ARE THE BEST BUY THEM. IN HEW YORK. Places Commended by JupcE Cafe des Beaux Arts Sprites Als: Ta. $1.30; two orchestras 8 West goth, Bryant Park South. Cafe Boulevard ais « |Jack’s eae a Cavanagh’s iforet Restaurants Hotel Hungaria ( | Park Ave, Hotel Sis=*2" ote Bartoli cag ses eas Best in Other Cities. Baltimore Contra ean Sure Cure x ile GOUT & TE Date Great English Romedy ‘and roth St ee Kiet ise | 0 Sq. E. Tah. Luncheon, soe. wher, 756 (with wine $1 Mest artractive Diag Parlors n cay. 08 pi.” Ale. all hours. T. European plan. tire Prot” ae IU cena tanta NA NSE CO OY oo COMPLIMENTARY. Doeson—"*1 would like you to meet my wife."* Breexer-—"' Indeed Doeson—‘' Yes, I'm tired of hearing her say that | am the biggest lobster she ever saw.” Bottled under Government super- iH vision direct from the barrel at the i Distillery with its natural flavor, yy nothing added to or taken from it. Old Overholt Rye The Act of Congress, March 3, 1897, provides that date of making and of bottling whiskey shall be plainiy printed on the Government Stamp that seals the bottle. It also prohibits bottling whiskey less than four years old and provides that all bottles must be full measure. Atk your Deater—or write us— A. OVERHOLT @ CO. PITTSBURG, PA. PRESS OF FLEGS @ RIDGE PRINTING CO., FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK, comicbooks.com