Judge, 1903-03-14 · page 15 of 16
Judge — March 14, 1903 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with minimal original editorial content. The advertisements—for cigarettes (Pall Mall), coffee, mineral waters, whiskey, cigars, talcum powder, and other products—occupy most of the space. The few non-advertising pieces include brief humorous dialogues: - One joke contrasts a man's false claim about his birthplace with his admission he couldn't identify roasted peanuts, suggesting fabricators betray themselves through ignorance. - Another mocks restaurant service: a diner complains a waiter was fired for being "too particular" by asking whether the customer wanted oysters or clams—implying overly attentive service annoys customers. - A third jokes about "meal-tickets" and employment agency documents—suggesting both have similar value as temporary provisions. The large central illustration shows two men in suits carrying luggage or parcels, captioned "UP TO DATE," but its specific satirical point remains unclear from the visible context. Overall, this reflects early-1900s Judge content: **light social humor** mixed with extensive advertising, without obvious political satire.
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PALL MALL NATURAL SHAPE CORK-TIPPED LONDON CIGARETTES 25c. the Box You will find them at the shops where the refined man trades. A bor of 10 Pall Mall Cigarettes will be sent postpaid for 25c. to any reader of JUDGE who cannot obtain them at his dealer's. UNIVERSAL TOBACCO CO., 697 Greenwich Street, New York reittmmley—" He says he was bor in tal: Darnley —" “Yes, I know; but I found out that he was only lying about that.” Thumley—"Is that so? Dumley—" Yes; I asked him casually day how long it took to thoroughly roast peanuts, and he didn't know Philadelphia Press. Diner—" What has become of that man who waited upon me the last time I was here?” Proprictor—"Had. to discharge him; he was too particular.”” Diner—"Too particular? Isn't that a queer thing to bounce a man for?” |" Proprictor—"Not so queer. A cus- |tomer asked for a dozen in the shell, and he was #0 car eful as to ask, ‘Oysters or gs?’ He meant well, but no customer Ww stand for such a question as that.” —Boston Transcript. Wabash—" How long did it take you to picture! nch artist (proud: | upon cet for month: Wabash— I thought. You're "ve saw fel ers in Chicago. Aiea ” m things out | while ye wait!" —Philadelphia Press —I am ongage ¥ i What ntly)—"' Starlight, in the got to break a’ leg to ce Press. first race. Jose.""—Detroit Fi sed LIQUOR HABITS cure ‘Thousands having tailed eh Write The Dr, J. L. Stephens Co., Dept. 1 2, Lebaaoe, bio. G00D INCOMES MADE By selling our celebrated goods. 25.and 30 per cent. commission off. BEST and MOST 2. FeoNaMICAL SS | Jeb. trade mark red hags. Good Coffees, 2c, and 15e Good Teas, 30¢. ‘The Great merken Tea Ce 31-33 Vesey St. New York P.O. Box 289, Tes goly, PURE and CORRECT ARTIFICIAL SUNERAL WATERS sold in America to-day. CARBONIC, ARTIFICIAL VICHY, SELTERS, CLUB SODA, Etc., are also pot up in bottles for out-of-town delivery, and can be seat by freqht or ex- Dress tolany part of the United States. Ore 3 CARL H. SCHULTZ, ’s0-444 First Ave. N.V. Volumes CGD UP TO DATE. First susureaxite—' Was that a meal-ticket you were showing Dobson on the six-thirty train this mornin g?”* agency—good for fifty cooks.”” Every copy of JUDGE for 1902 in two volumes, substantially bound ia Seconp sususanrre—" About the same thing. That's my ticket at the employment You will get more prompt by mentioning JUDGE when If you want most for BRESIDENT SUSPENDERS: fty cents and a dollar. Pat at favorite e shop. C. A, Edgnrton Mia. C Sox, 272. Shirlon, Mass. 40 Bizce, 100 to 5 0c. cach. NT! & CU. Makers, TAMPA, Fla, Se oy Vem Chae Klee Evarreters, MENNEN’S BORATED TALCUM TOILET POWDER for After Shaving. at your barter uses Mea sicraher cloth, with gilt edging, express pre- paid anywhere in the United States, for $9.00. Send orders promptly. Judge Publishing Co., 0 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. ROMEIKE’S Pr" Cattieg, Berean wit ou all newspaper clippings which may appear about Fou, your tena | any subject on wiiich you want to be “up to date.” “very newspaper and penodical of importance in the United States and Earope i searched: Terms $5.0 for toonouices. Haney Rosmixe, to Filth Ave, N- BERNHEIM BROS., Distillers, - < Rye “On Every Tongue.” Sclentifically distilled; naturally aged; best and safest for all uses. Famous all over the world, and sold by leading dealers everywhere. Louisville, Ky. PRE SS OF FLESS & RIDGE PRINTING GO., FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. FREE OURS RUPTURE « BLANK BOOKS “=z FINDLER @ WIBEL, ls N a Street, New York. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE and 34 Nleecker Street Branch Wafensuss, D Heekinan Street New York ‘ALL KINDS OF “AER MADE 70 ORDER comicbooks.com