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This page is primarily a **nostalgic poem with sentimental advertising**—not political satire. The main text is a whimsical piece celebrating childhood imagination, referencing fairy tales (Jack and the Beanstalk, Red Riding Hood, Bluebeard) and lamenting how children eventually lose this magical thinking. The scattered jokes and quotes throughout are **light social commentary** rather than satire: observations about romance, marriage, and class behavior. One example mocks a gentleman eating without formal evening dress at a charity ball—a minor breach of etiquette. **The advertisements dominate**: Packer's Tar Soap, Sohmer Pianos, Chartreuse liqueur, and playing cards. The page appears to be from an **early-20th-century issue of Judge magazine**, though without a visible date. There is **no clear political cartoon or sharp satirical point** on this page—it's primarily a nostalgic literary piece surrounded by period product advertisements.

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| Let us let the little children have the legends and the rest; them keep the glad ‘illusions of the curs that are the be: Let them know the joyous fancies of the mystic fairyland, And the wonderful ‘enchantments only they can understand— For the years are coming to them when they'll sigh, and softly grieve t they left the realm of childhood in the Land of Make Believe. Let In the Land of Make Believe there is a vine that meets the sky, And Jack goes up and down it—we have Seen him, you and I; There's a winding path that leads us to the hushes of the wood, And a-many times we've trod it with the quaint Red Ridinghood; There's a frowning cliff surmounted by a castle grum and grim, And old Bluebeard lurks within it—you know how we peered at him! en All men may be born equal, but they | don't stay that way long.—Philadelphia Record. When a woman finds that a man is trving to forget her in drink, she believes | his love was cere; but when he tries to forget her in tagging around with other | women, that proves he is a false wretch. Atchison Ghre a sponge to * queried the man “Good idea, Blackstone. Chicago ple of | Do you want the job Packer’s. Tar Soap is pure, mild, invigorating and antiseptic. It soothes while cleansing, and for more than a quarter of a century has been The Standard For the Hair and Skin The Packer Mfg. Co., 81-83 Fulton St., New York. el THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE| LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS . SOHMER PIANOS phmer Building, Only microm renter Seve Sth Ave, cor 22d St. York UINIME Postayes mt Rp Hee’ Keepy int SOD ef Le ROM BAND RU THE LAND OF THE MAKE BELIEVE. “You're all the world to me,” Said he. “Well, all the world loves a lover,” Said she. —Yonkers Statesman. In the Land of Make Believe we used to ramble up and down To the playing of the piper in the streets of Hamelin town; And we saw the fairy mother make the horses rear and prance When we rode with Cinderella to the pal- ace for the dance; And of evenings, you remember, how we saw some one go by, And we knew it was the sandman, come to shut each blinking cye! Drives away care, lends buoyancy to the spirits and strength’ to the body — Abbott's Angostura Bitters. “1 went down to a rather informal jaffair last evening, deah boy, and. gwa- All the others—how we loved them! How | cious! I was compelled to witness a they used to come and play dweadful sight!” Till at last they sent a message that Horrors! What was it?” they'd come no more, one da | “A fellow without evening dwess eating For they had to leave us lonely with our broken dreams and toys While they stayed behind in childhood with the little girls and bo: Let us let the children have them, ere the years come when they griev That they ever found the highw. the Land of Make Believe! +" Chicago Tribune Herald. “Charley, dear: kins, mu know you put s yo ething by io m from rain coat is perfectly lov ton Star, Smithly (just returning after a long ab- sence)—" I$ Brown still attentive to your daughter?” Oldboy—"* No.”” Smitlily—" She jilted him ,then?” Oldboy—"No: ‘she married him.""— 0 New York Times. || CHARTREUSE -GREEN AND YELLOW— Hazel—' Young Banker seemed to be greatly taken with me at the ball la: night. He danced with me four time Helen—"Oh, well, that doesn’t prov anything. It was a charity ball, you must remember.""—New York Times THE OLDEST | ‘aie KNOWN AND FINEST OF ALL. Clara—" Going in for charity, a cOnDIALs are you? What is it this time? Dora—" We cheap ne among the poor. to digestion, you know! Weekly. symphonies such an aid New York FOR 300 YEARS IT HAS BEEN MANUFACTURED BY THE CAR- THUSIAN MONKS OF FRANCE IN THE SAME WAY ASKING QUESTIONS. AN INQUIRY CHANGED A MAN'S WHOLE LIFE. When you get a man to recognize that his bad “feclings come from improper food and that he can get well by using scientific food, the battle is half won: One of New York's business men sa! “Twas troubled for a long time indigestion, headache, and stomach trouble, and had taken various medicines but with no good results. I concluded to see how a change of food would affect me, I never cared particularly for cereals of any kind, but. ate meat and pastry con- tinually and drank coffce. “T found on inquiring that Grape-Nuts were highly spoken of and decided to give them atrial. To say I was surprised at the result would not. begin to do justice to my feclings. My headaches left_ me; my brain became clearer and A GLASS AFTER DINNER IS A WONDERFUL ALD TO DIGESTION At first-class Wine Merchants, Grocers, Hotela, Cafte. Buijer & Co., 45 Broadway, New York, N. Y- Sole ‘Agents for United States. bweakfast-food for supper!" —Baltimore aid young Mrs. Tor- Well, don't you think this bargain —Washing- Pauline—'I'm sorry the winter is so far gone.” Peclope—'So am I; I've such a be- coming hat.""—Detroit Free Press. ‘The Sohmer Piano has successfully passed the most severe critical test by the highest musical talent in the world. I nebber kin figger it out," said Uncle ben, “how some 0” dese folks dat talks so much about ‘spisin wealth kin be so willin’ to borry two bits."—IWashington Star. “Isn't that merely idle gossip?” Gossip, my dear,” answered Miss Cay- enne, “is never idle. It is the most in- dustrious thing on carth."” —IVashing Star, “Didn't I hear the cook your first name “Don't sayaword, She only docs that when she is good-natured."”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. all you by Here’s the EVANS Argument inder of the BVA fe of brewing superior wieh #0 that no oder ‘aixd when! EVANS’ ALE Ws offered at foreign trands The Best in the World Bailey’s Rubber Massage Roller "= *gp.sse fesse bow Giv with every Roller tore. nies tha ate deep, Shs rain. ¢. J. BAILEY & CO., 22 Boylston St., Bosion, Mass. Mention devor when writing. active; my attacks of indigestion grew fewer ‘and’ fewer until they ceased. 1 tirely, and where I once went home tired, fagged out and indisposed to any _e: tion whatever, I now found a different state of affairs. * My color was good, my muscles strong and firm and fully equal to anything 1| d of them, instead of soft and flabby, © two miles from my business and| valk it daily back and forth, if the her permits. I am fifty-five years old and fecl as well and strong as when I} was thirty, and can ride seventy miles a day on a bicycle without feeling any bad results."" Name given by Postum Co.,/ Battle Creck, Mich Great men and great corporations are in some things alike. A great man is one who adds to ability the desire to do good. | A great corporation is one with a noble| purpose, daily fulfilling it. Such is the N MUTUAL LIFE, 5 Chestnut St., Philadelphia. 92 EASY MONE Fo or Barbers, Cigar | metble hustlers Address Chas. Johnson, One pack Bicycle Playing Cards beats two pair of poor packs. Bicycle cards wear well. price 20 backs, Back shown is “Racer” design. Order by name. Sold by dealers. Popular The U.S. Playing Card Co. ‘Cincinnati, U.S. A. ‘We will send 128-page Condensed Hoyle for 10c. stamps, If addressed to Dept. 26 The Great Passenger Line of America—NEW YORK CENTRAL. comicbooks.com