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This page is primarily **advertising and magazine promotion** rather than political satire. The main content includes: **Advertisements:** - Trimble Whiskey (top left) with a Shakespeare quote about drinking - Dr. Siegert's Angostura Bitters (imported tonic) - Harper Rye whiskey - Vigoral (stomach remedy) - Ainslee's Magazine promotion (center) **Humor Content:** Two brief jokes appear: one about a woman wanting to bring her St. Bernard dog to church (playing on the breed's religious associations), and another about a grocer defending impure cider-vinegar by claiming "to the pure all things are pure" (a biblical reference). The cartoon "Well Trained" (center-right) shows two dogs—a play on obedience training. **Historical Context:** This reflects early 1900s advertising norms when magazines relied heavily on patent medicines and alcohol ads. The content is commercial rather than satirical—typical for Judge's advertising sections during this era.

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yu do drink, drink Trimy 2 le” “ The thirst that from the soul doth rise Doth ask a drink divine; But might I of Jove’s nectar sip, I would not change from thine.”” AT ALL FIRST-CLASS DEA! AINSLEES A MAGAZINE of CLEVER FICTION DURING 1903 WILL GIVE ITS READERS FOR $1.50 1 COMPLETE NOVELS, always new, always read- ave, as much so as any book in your library. 1 POEMS, grave and gay, appealing to all moods 75 and minds. Q @) SHORT STORIES, none better the world over, with many bright, entertaining essays and special articles on interesting subjects. Here are the names of some of the famous authors whose work will provide a feast of wit and fancy in the pages of Ainstee’s during 1903: MOLLY ELLIOT SEAWELL MARRY THURSTON PECK GQOUVERNEUR MORRIS GERTRUDE ATHERTON ROBERT S. HICHENS, MM. C. CHATPIELD-TAYLOR ETHEL WATTS MUMFORD ELLA WHEELER WILCOX JOSEPHINE DIXON LILIAN BELL TOM NASSON . P. BENSON ARLO BATES JULIEN GORDON CAROLINE DUER DOROTHY DIX JACK LONDON S. B. KISER SIR EDWIN ARNOLD CAROLYN WELLS RICHARD BURTON EDGAR SALTUS ELIZABETH DUER JOAQUIN MILLER MARIE MANNING ROBERT LOVENAN LLOYD OSBOURNE | Tess—"You don't mean to say she | wanted to take her dog into church with her?” Fess—"Yes; but the usher objected.” Tess—"I should think so, The idea of such a thing!”” Fess—"She said she thought. they wouldn't object to this particular dog, as it was to a certain extent religious. It's a St. Bernard, you know." Philadelphia Press. ___. In the warerooms of Sohmer & Co., Sohmer ilding, 170 Fifth Avenue, the reader will instruments that cannot be surpassed, and the purchaser is perfectly assured of getting the best article in the market at a very reason- able figure. The prairie-dog that had started out to sce the world was taking in the sights in a neighboring village inhabited by his own species. “Well,” he said as he backed hastily out of a subterranean dwelling that a rattlesnake had pre-empted, "I'sce they have the same tunnel problem to solve here that they have in other cities. Chicago Tribune. 1" exclaimed the wrathful ‘our cider-vinegar isn’t pure.” "Sir," calmly rejoined the grocer, who has a habit of attending church occasion- ally, “‘to the pure all things are pure."— Chicago News. DR.STEGERTS “° ANGOSTURA BITTERS The Worlds best Tonie Imported from Trinidad BW1 22 GOLD MEDA Burra Unrivalled appetizing tonic and stomach corrective, recommended i ids an exquisite flac |ampagne, sherry, and liquors. None genuine except ‘Dr. Siegert’s. On the market seven! ‘years. Refuse imitations and su ‘stitutes. 4,1. WUPPERMAMM, Ste Aged, Nem Yor, H. Y WELL TRAINED. 1. “Whoa! Back— 2 pi" Rye “On Every Tongue.” Sclentifically distilled; naturally aged ; best and safest for all uses. ai Famous all over the world, and sold by leading dealers everywhere. ae Ainslee Magazine Co. LONDON 156 Fifth Ave., New York PARIS securi +» Louisville, Ky. has pebli BERNHEIM BROS., Distillers, - comicbooks.com