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This page is primarily **advertisements and filler content** rather than political satire. The actual satirical element is limited to brief humorous quotes at the top from publications like the Washington Star and Pittsburgh Bulletin—lighthearted observations about missing opportunities and a child's innocent misunderstanding of his role in a schoolyard fight. The rest of the page consists of product advertisements: Hunter Whiskey, Wilson Whiskey, Garcia y Bros Fine Havana Cigars, Naylor's Cocoa-Chocolate, Condax Cigarettes, The Chicago No. 3 typewriter, and Postum Food Coffee. There is also a caution notice warning readers not to be defrauded by someone falsely representing himself as a Judge Company advertising agent. **No clear political figures or caricatures appear**. The illustrated "appreciative" scene showing tired figures (captioned "Me Hardart—'Nothin' doin'") appears generic rather than depicting specific individuals. This is primarily a **commercial page**, typical of Judge magazine's revenue model.

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| No doubt I’ve missed some chances for advancement now and then, For opportunities, they say, come once, and ne'er ag: But on the other ha I can view By reflecting on my fortune in the things 1 didn't do. ind, some consolation | With germs in every street-car and with ice on every street So much depends on how you draw your breath or move your feet! And though my name's not written high | upon the fucky list |1 feel profoundly grateful for the trouble that I've missed. —Washington Star. TRAE MARK | —= The new Sohmer Piano Factury occupies eight large lots, situated a short distance from H t the Ninety-second Street ferry at Long Island Whiskey City. In building the fac‘ory the firm has spared no expense, and can safely claim to possess the most perfect pianu-forte house in the United States. Stands alon for superiorit Onty one it is th the still. “Did Johnson's purchase include also the good-will of the busines? Fhere wasn't any good-will to it. Tt was a coal-dealer that Johnson bought ingled out out.""—Syracuse Herald. be best and a Mother— You naughty boy! superb product of teen Bettingl® Little son—* No, mother.” Mother—" How ‘did your clothes get torn and your face get scratched?” Little son— I was trying to keep a bad boy from hurting a good little boy.”” Mother—* That was noble. Who the good little boy Liitle son—" Me.” You've It Is Unique, Uniform, Inimitable — Pittsburg Bulletin WALANATIAN & SUN, Hatumore, A “I see that the war between the rival baseball factions is ended.” “Wonder what they will do now?” “Take it out of the umpire, perhaps.” Cleveland Plain Dealer. ‘THE EDITOR'S BRAIN DID NOT WORK WELL UNDER COFFEE. A brain worker’s health is often injured by coffce, badly selected food and sedentary habits. ‘The experience of the managing editor of ove of the most prosperous newspapers in the Middle West, with Postum Food Coffee trates the necessity of proper feeding for the man who depends on his brain for living “Up to three years ago,” writes this gentle man, ‘I was a heavy coffee drinker. I knew it was injuring me. It directly affected my stomach and I was threatened chronic dyspepsia. It was then that my wife per- _|suaded me to try Pastum Food Coffee. The good results were so marked that I cannot say too much for it. When first prepared I did not fancy it, but inquiry developed the fact that cook had not boiled it long enough, so next time I had it properly made and was charmed with it. Since that time coffee has had no place on my table save for guests, Both my- self and wife are fond of this new cup which “cheers but does not inebriate’ in a much truer and fitter sense than coffee. My stomach has resumed its normal functions and I am now | well and strong again mentally and physically. “Tam confident that coffee is a poison to many stomachs, and I have recommended Postum with great success toa number of my friends who were suflering from the use of Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mic CAUTION NOTICE. A party giving the name of Lindell is travel- ing through the Southern, cities soliciting and securing pay for advertising in Jupce. Juce has no representative by this name, The public is cautioned not to give advertising or subscriptions, or pay for same, to persons rep- resenting themselves as coming frum the Jupcr, Company, unless they bear an authori card signed by the President of the Company. Jupce would be pleased to have swindlers of the kind herein referred to apprehended. JUDGE COMPANY. CONDAX ‘The Cigarette for the Clubman. Made of the Choicest Turkish Tol Send for Free Samples of Our Specialty — Straw Tip Cigarettes No Extra Charge for Crests or Monograms. ELIAS A. CONDAX & CO. 124 Chambers Street, NEW YORK cou. ion Established (823. WILSON WHISKEY. That’s All! THE WILSON DISTILLING CO., Baltimore, Md Exclusively for Gentlemen of Delicate Taste. FACTORIES AT TAMPA, FLORIDA. If you want most for your money insist on PRESIDENT being stamped in the buckle when you buy SUSPENDERS Fifty cents and a dollar. Ask at favorite Edgarton Mtg, Com 2-1, Shirtor,s Mass. If Marconi could invent a way to at- ion of a restaurant waitc would take abc urnal. r K APPRECIATIVE. “ Nothin’ doi: “Tanks fer de good cheer, anyhow. Mr. HaroHarT Tirep Tistmins, At de previous five houses | wuz offered work.” THE MAN WHO GETS AHEAD kets the REST for the LEAST MONEY an be had for. In Typewriters, Dat The Chiragnv M03 $50.00. There Is None Better Made. Our printed matter tells more. to those who write. CHICAGO WRITING MACHINE CO., 190 WENDELL ST., CHICAGO, tL. We are glad to sd 20TH CENTURY LIMITED—20-Hour Train to Chicago—New York Central and Lake Shoe comicbooks.com