Judge, 1903-01-31 · page 15 of 16
Judge — January 31, 1903 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. It contains vintage product advertisements for patent medicines and services common to the Gilded Age/early 20th century. The notable content includes: **"Capital Punishment" cartoon** (bottom right): Shows an execution device (appears to be a gallows or electric chair mechanism). The caption suggests dark humor about capital punishment, though the specific satirical point is unclear without additional context. **Social commentary in brief anecdotes**: Small jokes about "yankee notions" (American habits) and a "sluggard vs. ant" fable satirizing work ethic reflect period attitudes about American industriousness. **The bulk of the page** advertises dubious "cure-alls": Dr. Siegert's Bitters, Vin Mariani (cocaine-wine tonic), and the Keeley Institute (alcoholism treatment). These were typical of unregulated patent medicine era marketing. A testimonial from P.D. Armour (real Chicago meatpacking magnate) lends false credibility. The page reflects turn-of-century American consumer culture and the prevalence of unscientific medical claims presented as legitimate treatments.
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NEW YORK OFFICES: 27! and 1185 Broadway Attx.S.THwearr, Eastern Passenger Agt. after consulting the sage from ville, heeded his advice and went to the ant for the purpose o} lot of wisdom rived at the hill where the ant toiled cightcen hours daily ANGOSTURA |Reeeeeee arn himself as he turned awa: “if that is the reward of industry I shall south for the winter, winter? much winter right here And it came to pass that the sluggard, ing a job at when he finally ar- he discovered a ourse dinner of the ant colony. "remarked the sluggard to in disgust, ‘ontinue to slug as herctofore.""—Chi- ago New ou look like a hard drinker.” Tramp—"Oh, no, ma'am; that's the st thing I’ do."—Baltimore Amer. ni Mrs, Snitcher—"1 wish we could go John.” Go south for We have twice a as they do i quirer. STRENGTHENS SYSTEM BODY BRAIN Mr. Snitcher— Rubbish! he south.”"—Cincinnati having definite patholo- gy. sense yields easily to the Treatment as administered at the following Keeley Insti- tutes: Detailed information of this treat upon application to any of the institutto: P. D. Armour Head of the great Armour Packing Company, CChieagoy Ill. (ina personal letter to De. Keeley) said I have sent about two hun- dred of my employees, from butchers to foremen, and all have been permanently cured. I do not think there is any one thing, or any one man, who ever did the good to human- . ity that you are doing with your cure. nd proofs of its success, sent free ADDRESS THE INSTITUTE NEAREST YOU. Birmingham, Ala Hot Springs, Ark Los Angeles: Cal SanFrapesco,Cal. 5 179 Market 8. WartHavenConn, ? Wadhigton Bic Kansas City, St. Louis, Ciskieons toa. Mo. Boulder Hot Springs, Sate take Richmond, V Va “*Non-Heredity of Incbriety,!” by Dr. Leslie E. Kecley, mailed ugon application, and NERVES. Gives Appetite, Produces Refreshing Sleep, A Safeguard Against Mental Diseases. Dost.—\ small wine a day. Sold by all Druggists. MENNEN’S BORATED TALCUM TOILET POWDER for After Shaving. Instat that your barber wien Menoet's Tolet Powder ater j, and wilt smaay ats diestey ss full three tin Refuse Substitutes. shaves you. it e| revest any of the vencontracted. Cyatag "aoa att om Au keepers do not sell PRESIDENT SUSPENDERS is they make more money on imitations. Fifty cents and a dollar. ‘Auk at favorite shop. FREE RUPTURE cine Ko operation, pain, danger or detention from work ara of rapture cr urther, use for tra pan infereyen nia treaicnent (ree ore Re tamoustmethod, 4, Adams BT ODD INCOMES, MADE Fi V.A. TURK, - Passenger Traffic Mgr. $ H. Marpwick, General Passenger Agt. WASHINGTON, D. C. 33° ne reat 31 Issey Rework | “CAPITAL PUNISHMENT.” THE “SOHMER” 1 HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, Orly microm Ye Greater New Sth Aves cor 22 St. ROMEIKE’S 23 ox" lipntage which may appear aboct Jou, yrebjecton wie You want 1 be Berean Rewspaper and penodical of importance in the United States and Europe is searched. Terms, $8.00 for too notices. Henny Rovtniu, 110 Fith Aves Ns ¥ PRESS OF FLESS 4 RIDGE PRINTING CO., FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. 'BLANK BOOKS Fhsonly PURE and CORRECT ARTIFICIAL MINERAL WATERS sold In America to-day. CARBONIC, ARTIFICIAL VICHY, SELTERS, CLUB SODA, Etc., S are aise put’ up in Lotties for out of town delivery. and can be seat by frelgbt or express to any part of the United States. Orders to CARL “H. SCHULTZ, ‘Tel. 142 Madison Sa___430-444 First Ave. N.Y. All kinds Kept in stock, and made to order by FINDLER @ WIBEL, “PAPER WAREHOUSE Noa. 92,24, and 36 Ileecker Street Branch Warehcase, 9 Beekman Street, New York ALL KINDS OF PATER MADE TO ORDER