Judge, 1903-01-10 · page 13 of 16
Judge — January 10, 1903 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily an **advertisement-heavy page** from Judge magazine, not a political cartoon page. The content is commercial rather than satirical. The largest items are ads: Williams' Shaving Soap features a testimonial from George E. Reedy (Master Barbers' Association president) claiming the soap promotes public safety. Gold Seal Champagne advertises American-made wine. Ainslee's Magazine promotes a serial story. The small satirical **filler jokes** at bottom include: - A husband-wife exchange about her magazine articles being old news - A dating joke about a girl asking if she's her suitor's only love ("you inquired if the other girls didn't represent steps in his progression") - "Belinda Bug's Ballad" criticizing why people buy expensive firewood These are standard light humor—no identifiable political figures or major satirical targets. The page represents Judge's mixed advertising-and-jokes model typical of early 20th-century magazines.
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9 SHAVING SOAP ILLIAMS FOR PUBLIC SAFETY WHAT PRES. REEDY SAYS: “ The Master Barbers’ Association of the State of New York was organ- ized with the specific object in view of promoting the interests of the Barbers in this State, and for the PROTECTION, SAFETY and WELFARE of the public in general. We certainly cannot do the above, unless we use in our business the BEST material and supplies obtain- able, among which I certainly class Williams’ Shaving Soap. After an experience in this business covering a riod of twenty-two years, I can onestly say, that Williams’ is the best shaving soap. To all barbers, who believe in the PROTECTION and SAFETY of the public in general, I would say, use none but Williams’ Shaving Soap.” GEO. E Preside REEDY, Master Tarber? csseciaion, State of New York. Moral: Barbers who consider the safety and welfare of their patrons, use Williams Shaving Soap. THE J. B. WILLIAMS’ CO., Glastonbury, Conn., U. S. A. LONDON Pars DRESDEN SYDNEY Mr. Bacon—"I notice all of the articles | of that woman which are now appearing in this magazine are about things which happened rs and years ago."” Mrs. Bacon—" Perhaps. sh article to her husband to mail.” Statesman When Jack proposed I suppose you ed him ‘if you were the only girf he r loved?" asked Poll “| should say not.” | inquired if the gave the! other girls didn't represent steps in his Yonkers progression to his present ideal,” said | | Dolly:—Baltimore Herald. | A MAGAZINE OF CLEVER FICTION BELINDA BUG’S BALLAD. I can't see why Good folks will buy Oak, hickory, yew, beech, Pine, maple, sas- Safras, elm,’ bass- Wood, willow, plum or peach, At two dol-lars ‘A cord—my stars! They must have quite a heap Of gold, if they That price will pay When -aatches GOLD SEAL. AMERICA’S BEST CHAMPAGNE. “Sreciat Dry." “ Brut." “ GOLD SEAL" is made by the French “process from the choicest grapes grown in our ‘own vineytrds, excels any other American wine and fear of crticam or companson wih any imported champs payyexie av mich for Oh, why! oh, why Wiil people buy . apple, cedar, black dogwood, but- Ton-Vall, chestnut, Redwood and tamarack? Oh, goodness, me! They all must be Financially asleep, To go and pay The price to-day When matches ywhere and served at all leading clubs and cates. PAONE excellent in fact perior to many French Cham: pagnes, It surprises me that such a fine wine can be pro- duced in Arverica Urbana Wine Co., cheap —Bugville Life ret more prompt attention and bett | by mentioning JuDce when answering advertise ALWAYS THERE. Evperty maswer—' What a beautiful complexion you have, little girl! Just like your mamma‘ Lire cikt—" Yes; only mine doesn’t rub off." JANUARY NUMBER. COMPLETE IN THIS NUMBER NO HERO, By E. W. HORNUNG AUTHOR OF “The Amateur Cracksman,” etc. 160 Pages = 15c. on CLEVER FICTION | 34 FAMOUS | CONTRIBUTORS ¥ ¥ ¢ [5c. ON SALE EVERYWHERE. OuUT TO-DAY! OF BRAINS AAC IGARS (MADE AT KEY WEST! These Cigars are manufactured under >! the most favorable climatic conditions and from the mildest blends of Havana to- bacco. If we had to pay the imported cigar tax our brands would cost double the { money. Send for booklet and particulars. { CORTEZ CIGAR CO., KEY WEST. National Electric Vehicles Pevlrbalbdesigre Ser aide seu teamuaens SF ie a easily ‘perfected auto taobiies for ‘PRstness oF or e plokeure wi oor Witte for cur Martaied extern shewtag UYIOHAL VHTCLD COs 900 8 23d adlacaplg tad, HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE) Hon 2, arand na Bleecker Stree Branch Warehouse, 2 lee ‘ALL KINDS OF PAPE Bacon—"Did you understand the language when you were in Paris last summer? Egbert—" Well—when I talked to my- l self ai did." ~Yonkers Statesman. treet, New York DE To ORDER get more prompt attention and better service | You by foo ig Jobos when answering advestisemens,