Judge — January 10, 1903 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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A MODERN LITTERATEUR. He isn't literary, He never wrote a verse; His spelling 's rather scary, And his grammar 's even worse. Yet, although it may seem funny To the literary men, He has made a pile of mone ‘And he’s made it with his pen. He isn’t literary: Yet he took his pen one day, And he used it in a merry And a careless sort of ‘way. Just a single word he scribbled, Just a pothook and a twitch; But we haven't lied nor quibbled When we say it made him rich. He isn’t literary, And he doesn’t shine with wit; He's a common fellow, very, made an awful hit. wealthy and contented And he’s on the way to fame For, you sce, he’s just invented A brand-new health-food name. —Council Blujjs Nonpareil. Brain propertics, All druggists. One of the worst things about fafling into a hole is the number of people who © point out the taken to avoid gather on the bank you could have ng in.—Atchison (Kan,) Globe. I, how do you like your profession? Young Emdee— Ivs the pra Town and Country. 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Three workmen ran breathless to catch strect-car— down. afar ing brown cook, cery book, Th ing. street— was ajam; A seat— seat, ma‘am!"" must sit, Though the labor be hard and th body unfit, —Indianapolis Fournal. ity of the earth. “ tell us how you managed to do it Easy enough,” rep! “Tread three numbers of Punch. Marvelin| they withdrew, LOST SIGHT OF A MOST IMPORTANT ALD TO EDUCATION. parents in bri proper food as an aid to education. Children make wonderful progress. wher scientifically fed. A litde woman in East Brentwood, N. H., says of her girlhood days, “I was never very ~_ | Fugged and cold lunches and hearty evening {meals and improper food soon began to work | serious havoc. “Then came a period of self-boarding while away at college and it is now easy to sce where, in the haste to acquire knowledge the true negl ‘Then followed a weary time of dieting and, after another, physicians were consulted, ti hope of permanent cure was abandoned. home as a bride and having grown wi through experience, 1 resalved to use food i accordance with ic principles. at all rich. “We commenced to use Grape-Nuts ani soon became convinced that it nutritious food we could obta left me for goud. GrapecNuts regularly, and I w inmy life as now. T have slightest distress, the and constipation never troubles me. of such a perfect and delicious food." given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. liter ¢ sure,” *L wish I were in Dixie’ buying. railroad ticket for Minneapolis.”” —Washington Star. ae and Liquor Mabit Cured wita- ‘out tnoonvenience or detention from Dusiness. Wri THE Di, J. 2. i ©O., Dept.|. 2. Lebanon, Ohio. “Is Jinks successful as a chauffeur?” “Well, I should say so. Why, he's been arrested eight times in the last tw. weeks,""—Chicago Post. To catch a street-car as the sun went Each thought of the woman who waited And the beef-trust steak that was cook- For men must eat and women must. And there's little to balance the gro- ough ‘the motor-car be moan- Three women got in at a down-town At a down-town strect when the car They had bundles and boxes and wanted And the workmen together said, “My For men must stand and women And the ‘motor-car be moaning Newton had just discovered the grav. But," exclaimed his admiring friends, lied the scientist. at the simplicity of genius, while the “great_ man toyed with an apple.—New York Tribune. An important point often overlooked by ng up children is the use of Dearest,’ passionately exclaimed the visiting youth, “you have led me to ador "-— “Good,” interrupted a voice from the stairs, in relieved tones. ‘* Now, I hope you'll open it and go out."—Philudelphia | Record. a By an original and improved method of con- structing the frame, the far-famed Sohmer Piano acquires extraordinary strength, and is enabled to sustain the enormous’ tensional strain of the strings. “Why, pa, what are you doing out there with the gun—and a revolver and a knife too" “It's all right, sis. I've told that beau of yourn to keep away, and I'm here to see that he does it. “But why are you so much armed, “ Because, my child, this is what the British and German commanders would call a pacific blockade.—Cleeland Plain Dealer. ¢ | —______ — Exclusively for Gentlemen of Delicate Taste. FACTORIES AT TAMPA, FLORIDA. a | knowledge of proper and nourishing food was ected. ‘The result; a8 tay be imagined, was indigestion, dyspepsia and constipation ‘Then, | two years after leaving school, [ entered a new This was So neceary as I could not eat anything as the most | n. I noticed an immediate improvement in my health, my in- {digestion became less marked and eventually | “It is now two years that we have eaten never as well red_ten pounds in weight and can eat, without causing the rest kind of food as il as anyone, the dyspepsia is entirely gone “This may not interest others, but it is of great interest to us, for it is our firm belief that my present good health is due solely to the con- stant use of Grape-Nuts, and we feel that we have great reason to be ‘thankful to the maker ‘Name ~ You are sure that the words of a song don't count with the public?” said the answered the musician. the other day while I was in a railroad station, I heard a man whistling while he was Ny} T ie THE ABOVE 18 THE TRADE- MARK WHICH FOR 300 YEARS HAS DISTINGUISHED Chartreuse —GREEN AND YELLOW— THE LIQUEUR MADE BY ‘THECARTHUSIAN MONKSOP LA GRANDE CHARTREUSE, ORENOBLE, PRANCE. A GLASS OF THIS MOST DELICIOUS AND WHOLE. 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