Judge, 1903-01-03 · page 2 of 16
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This page satirizes President Theodore Roosevelt's hunting interests. The text argues it would be inappropriate for Roosevelt to capture wild animals for exhibition purposes—suggesting he'd turn the White House into a zoo. The satire criticizes Roosevelt's well-known enthusiasm for hunting and outdoor pursuits, implying such activity conflicts with presidential dignity. The four comic panels below titled "His First Bear Hunt" appear to depict a comedic hunting scenario, though the specific narrative is difficult to parse from the small illustrations alone. The humor likely mocks either Roosevelt's hunting prowess or his obsessive dedication to the sport. The page also includes editorial snippets and decorative typography typical of Judge's satirical format, commenting on contemporary political and social topics in brief, witty observations.
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