Judge — December 27, 1902 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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The Furrows The wear, the tear and the worry of life plough deeply. Physicians prescribe a tonical stimulant. Hunter Baltimore Rye is their choice for strength, cheer and com: fort. J Foi oe physical = needs of women, DIMA when recom: ERAT mended, itisthe purest tonical stimulant. Sold at I first-class cafés and by WM. LAN, al AVIAN & SON, Daltanores Md. Fusilby—" Human nature is a funny thing. [t was said I had quit drinkin; and everybody I met asked me to take something.” Glassby- Poor fellow Fusilby—" Oh, I accepted evei time. It was I who s arted the reforma- tion story, you know."—Boston Tran-} script. And you couldn't accept «A Genuine Old Brandy made from Wine.” Medical Press (London), Aug, 1890. MARTELL’S THREE STAR BRANDY AT ALL BARS and RESTAURANTS. “T don't see why Shoddyman is kicking so je about the way the firemen deluged his with water. The: manufacture?” we ‘incinnats Commercial | Mrs fc janitors."—Syracuse Herald. U | father’ Alfred the great-had just won the bat: | peepemmans tle of Ashdown, and ordered it commem- orated by carving a colossal horse on the lofty side of a neighboring chalk cliff. “That may be high art," complained his troops, “but what's the matter with each man chalking up a little pony?” Sceing this was a horse on him, the monarch gracefully stood treat.—New | York Evening World. “The trouble with you,” the doctor said after examining ‘the’ young man, “seems to be that something is the matter mat heart.” ‘ith my heart?" 5 To give it a name, it is angina pectoris or “You'll have to guess again, doctor.” said the young man. hat isn't her name at all.""—Chicago Tribune. Mr. Torque—" How much did you pay for that opera-cloak?' ‘orque—"Twenty-five dollars, Mr, Torque—That, price for a cloak is a sin and a sham Mrs. Torque—" Wall, the sin will rest on my own shoulders.""—Baltimore Her- ald, “There is a man who never knew such a thing as fear.” Ab, had a military training, I sup- His ¢ both his nerve is inherited. father ‘and his grandfather we Bacon—" H show his neck. wears that low collar to mother's, Bacon— Well, 1 ‘don’ 't_ know about the hroat, but the thirst is just like his '—Yonkers Statesman. Hicks —"That picture of d’Auber's that you bought at the exhibition looks better in your study than it did there, somehow.” W — ¥ I have hung it. the other side up." “Somerville (Mass) Four- nal. WINTER SERVICE TO THE SOUTHERN RESORTS, FLORIDA AND CUBA. “The Southern's Palm Limited.” ‘The Southern Ri y, foremost in looking alter the eee ade Sell ace Poehurst, N. C. Leaving Washington oa the Wash~ ington and Southern Limned Mondays, Wedneadaysand Fridays, effective December ‘3. feiving New York | ily at 5.25 pom, a new Pullman crawing room bate “hetying it ‘be operated between | New Vori,'Camden, Summervile and Charleston, The event of the tourist "season will be the inauguration of the world-famous “* Southem’s Palm Limited * between jew Vork and St. Augustine, ‘The t2th day of January set, and on and ater that date daily except Sanday, { EN SS EW ARSE SSS ee i 7| [ay | =| DN a a 12) (fon Ny | ie sya a I - “bi VAR (el this train de luxe will make the trip to Florida in a trifle over twenty-four hours, The service on the train pro- vides ts patrons with’ every convenience and luxury known to modern ‘railroad passenger service. sleeping cars, club cars, hbrary and observ: Kerher with the best examples ot dining ears, all lax. opty aad sriuclly filabed and fariabed elec | Tighted, ete., this train is “Zim,” Stanla: and Art. Young. is now on sae in a cover designed by Bancroft, printed in eight colors. Xmas JUDGE is, as always the best of the strictly humorous holiday books, and has al- ways had an enor- mous sale. This year's advance orders from the trade indi- cate that all previ- ous records of its sale will be surpassed. Among the many ar who are represented by pictures in colors and in black-and-white may be mentioned : we, Greening, Fithian, Sullivant, Flagg, Flohri, Gus Dirks, C. }. Taylor, S. Werner, There will also be a rich cornucopia of stories and jokes, and also a picturesque and richly variegated assortment of ships of thought by such acknowledged high-pries ts of fancy and air- of the craft as ‘W.D. Nesbit, Carolyn Wells, W. L. Wilson,Tom M: son,W. J. Lampton, F. H. Brooks, W. H. Siviter, C! Hanson Town and others. Edward W. Barnard, J.J.O’Con- Instruct your bookseller to order and reserve a copy. 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