Judge — December 20, 1902 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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Summer-time in winter— But soon the roof we'll r: The white sand sprinkled on the floor, ‘The oak log on the blaze! The frosty air a-ringin’ From rosy east to west. | And a happy fellow swingin’ Of the one he loves the best! Trouble sets m sin’ Ef trouble 's fer de best; | Ef poverty 's a blessin’ I'm blest ef I ain't blest! -Atlanta Constitution, Strong and better men and women are those | who use Abbot's, the Original Angostura Bit- If your dealer does not handle this ters. Druggists. excellest WHISKEY .. wi sive you the names of dealers who do. FerdinandWestheimer & Sons, Diatitiers, Mo, Clncinaati,@, Leclsvitly That man ‘s not always good and great Who loudly has his say; |The bass drum makes the biggest noise, But isn't hard to play “ashington Star, We have received from Forbes & Co., of Chicago and Bost Asked his age in a court of justice a pets of an Ottice Bowe Georgia darky replied. . worth Kiser, reprinted from the Chi Well. suh, 1 ez ol’ ez de big white-oak | Kecord-Herald. 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The oflice-bov's white-oak tree is de same age ez de mill- | dreams and protestations, and his meth- | dam.en de mill-dam a.n't a day olderdan | dg of expression, will, prove. soure de red barn, what come nigh ter bein’ delight to all people with a truc sense of Imurned up wien de stars felled!" —Adanta humor. ‘The workmanship of these s Constitution, nets is clever and spontaneous, and shoutd | prove a feather in the author's cap as GOOD INCOMES MADE ‘<ll as an extra big laurel leaf in his By selling our celebrated | WFeath, sea eight” 23° inquired Freddie—" Did you bét on the football | Willie? ke red ba “Why, I was going to, but andige | when | offered to bet a husky fellow two cam sodas to a box of ‘caramels he areas Anarene Tos Co gave me a rude stare!"—Chicago PLO. Box 259. The ZIM BOOK—$§2.00 | A Collection of 71'S Best Black and White Pietares HANDSOMELY printed on heavy book plate ard bound in cloth, with illumin- ated title or side stamp. 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King Harold had just fallen at the bat- 2 | tle of Js strove to Good stories come from Scotland a: w astings when his is quite comfort him. observi : Cheer up!" they cried, “we may win gesticul inthe n order to avert | Yet; the enemy is not so numerous, after Blood ked the cause of dispute, | all.” We're no deesputin’ at a’," answered| _” Nonsense!" returned the king: “there Think of all come over re baith 0° the same mind, | must be a million Normans ulf-crown in my pooch an’ the people whose ancestry w no gaun to get it—an' [| with William the conqueror! think the same."—London Globe. 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