Judge, 1902-12-20 · page 48 of 52
Judge — December 20, 1902 — page 48: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising** for patent medicines and luxury goods, typical of early 20th-century magazines. The dominant content is a large advertisement for Buffalo Lithia Water from Virginia, claiming to cure Bright's Disease, gout, rheumatism, and kidney ailments through "uric acid diathesis" treatment—medical claims that would be considered fraudulent today. The small cartoon in the upper right ("The Reason") shows a well-dressed man questioning a boy about missing Sunday school, with the boy claiming he "wasn't there." This appears to be mild social satire about childhood excuses. Below are brief comic dialogue snippets about partisan voting and marital disagreements—generic humor unrelated to specific political figures. The remaining content comprises period advertisements for champagne, furs, liqueurs, and diamonds—reflecting the magazine's wealthy readership. No specific political satire or identifiable caricatures appear on this page.
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“Especially the | BUFFALO LITHIA WATER vissinia.” Dependent Upon a Uric Acid Diathesis. Samuel O.L, Potter, A.M., M.D., M.R.C.P., Loudon, Professor of the Principles and Practice of Medicine and Clinical Medicine in the College Phy- sicians and Surgeons of San Francisco, Cal., in his Hand-Book of Materia Medica, Pharmacy and Therapeutics,” in the citation of remedies under the head of **Chronic Bright's Disease," i eral waters, espec advocates."’ Also, under 66 is highly rec- “Albuminuria,” he says: BUFFALO LITHIA WATER ommended George Halsted Boyland, A.M., M.D., of Paris, Doctor of Medicine, of the Facully of Paris, in the New York Medical Journal, August 22, 1896, sa “There is no remedy as absolutely specific in “all forms of Albuminuria and Bright's Disease, whether a milk diet. In all cases of pregnancy, where albumin is found in the urine, as late as the last’ week before confinement, if this water and a milk dict are prescribed, the albumin disappears rapidly from the urine and the patient has a positive guar: antee egainst pacrperal convulsions A woman in pursuit of a Tate-summer | gown stood in front of a counter heaped with foulards in a big store. | ground with a white polka dot seemed her best, but she paused ir- Fale Channa HE st American Champagne to please It looks just like the old indigo-blue used to wear when I was a calicoes the: little girl in the country contentedly. long after you and I are de Ibe wearing blue and white They have worn them since the race emerged from barbarism. culi, Gout, Rheumatism and All Diseases will wear them until it sinks into it again. . 7 4 women For Bright’s Disease, Albuminuria, Renal Cal- | 2320s ophy the woman bought the ¢. Oi'm no partisan, Jerry. fer the best man." i ‘of Virginia, | “An' how c'n yez tell which wus th’ “Min- 1 a best es e —Colorado Springs Ga- Vanma—" You naughty be do you mean hy pes de | now’ when I asked pring No. 2, | your 2 when [ know how ing Don't bother me ou how you got at's what you tell me sk you something you don't to. answer." —Boston Germania Wine Cellars v ort and Rheim: T. Griswold Comstock, A.M., M.D., 2% St. Louis, Mo., says: *‘I have often pre- in Gouty and Rheumatic condi. scribed BUFFALO tions and in Renal Calculi, ac- companied by Renal Colic, and always with the most satisfactory results. In Renal Calcull, where there is an excess of Uric Acid, it is especially efficacious." Medical testimony which defies all imputation or question mailed to any address, BUFFALO LITHIA WATER 3.052000 ones PROPRIETOR BUFFALO LITHIA SPRINCS, VIRCINIA. IAMOND credit y farerieg Ieoelor, Dept. by 98 to 98 Bate Bly Caiengey ily UeBe The office that seeks the man is gener- ally the one in which there are no fees.| “What's th —Philadel phia Kecord. his wife" W ¢ trouble, Henry?" asked "t the majority as larre not thinking abe J gloomily replied Whose admiring consti ICK | turned him to congress fée, You remember there is cent cigars named for me selling them two for fiv: Chicago Tribune. Eagle Liqueur Distilleries Rucinstaom Bros. Cincinnati, U.S. A. Write for B: Testimonia Leading H: Clubs, Cafe clounoh) - Constable K3Ca, Rich Furs. Breitschwang, Persian 1 Squirrel bh, Maska Sealand | y ident But tell us." he hington had just b- asked, ny aid | Coats, Paletots and Blouses. | you select the cherry-tree to cut dows | : a “T knew,” replied the sagacious George, Lyna, Black Bear, Chinchilla, Ermine | «that the plume-trce would come in handy and Squirrel later.” - Without further ado he selected his Neck Scarfs and Boas, | cabinet and appointed hftyctive: post. masters.—Vew York Sit Pillow Shaped Mufis to Match, THE REASON. “Why didn’t I see you at Sunday-school yesterday, ““T guess it’s “cause I wasn't dere.”” Grand Imperial Sec ani Brut has no equal for Purity and Excellence, and is used in many of the best Hotels, Homes and Clubs in preference t foreign vintages A trial case will convince you. For saleand recommend: ed by all leading grocers and wine mercbuntscvery- where. Highest Award Chicago, Paris and Pan-American. Write for Booklet $ EDUCATION } Impossible to get cartpan mattoryins pra! Decckatenst a Better Bitters A GREAT TONIC AND APPETIZER THE BEST FOR MIXED DRINKS « First comedian with Second comedian —"D zed in open-mouthed wonder s half through.” dian—" Wonderful! n entire audience y *—Chicago Daily News. vou score a hit audience | i | No. | No.” said Mr. Blig: “1 haven't } | & 196 be any use for philosophers Why not? YorK. j NEW:VORE __| “My idea of a philosopher is a man | F q ‘You will get more prompt attention and better service) WHO pretends he enjoys hard luck.""— | seldom thi by menting tocwwhen answering advertiements. | Washington Star once. comicbooks.com