Judge, 1902-12-13 · page 15 of 16
Judge — December 13, 1902 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with one small cartoon and satirical text snippets typical of Judge magazine's format. ## The Cartoon The central image labeled "CONCERN" depicts a lady worried her husband's new horse training will make it nervous about ditches—a gentle domestic humor piece with no political significance. ## Satirical Text Snippets Brief, unmarked jokes appear throughout: - A woman defends her extravagant husband: he spends all he makes "on me" - Virtue's reward is poor; longevity belongs to the "tough turkey" - A Black dialect joke about "de p'int ob view" of winners versus losers - "Untold wealth" belongs to those dodging tax assessors These reflect early-20th-century Judge humor: mild domestic comedy, cynicism about morality, and racial caricature (common but offensive by modern standards). ## Advertisements The page is dominated by product ads: Pears soap, Club cocktails, Dewars Scotch, various patent medicines, cigars, and writing instruments—typical period advertising with exaggerated health claims. **No significant political cartoon or social commentary appears on this page.**
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THE CLUB are the original bottled Cocktails. Years of experience have made them THE PERFECT COCKTAILS that they are. Do not be lured into buying some imitation. The ORIGINAL of anything is good enough, When others are offered it Is for the purpose of largest _prof- its. Insist upon having the CLUB. COCKTAILS, and take no other, UBLEIN © BRO, Sol Pogruters ‘The nectar of the gods may have been a myth, Be it so—we still have the whisky of DEWVAR’S SCOTCH, a beverage of distilled delight, known and praised by good judges the world over. our forefathers “Is, he, extravay they an replied. “But he sp ends all he makes,” they urged. “True,” she ad- [mitted * “but ends it on me.” Chicago aa Post. Virtue has itsown | reward, but it’s the tough ‘turkey that lives the longest. — Philadelphia Record. = Pears is not only the best soap for toilet and bath but also | feat fon de udder for shaving. the inventor of shaving- || The man with stick soap. sides to a victory,” said Uncle Shad. ar's de p'int ob view ob de victor and de p'int ob view ob de man dat gets licked. Mos’ ebery y means de p."—San Fran- Pears was |¢tsco Bulletin. “untold wealth” is the one who dodges the tax-assessor.— Restablished over 100 years. | Phitedelphia Record. hunting)—"" Ob, what a pity you've got him down, Alfred! it will make him so nervous about ditches! * Poa aes CONCERN. Lavy (whose husband has been schooling her new horse. out cud I'm afraid Changes. The Standard Sanitary Underwear for Men, Women and Children. Endorsed by Leading Physicians. Also various Jaeger Novelties and Spectalttes. Don't forget that the the first t is the Chean- estand that jealth is Health. ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE FREE. OR. JAEGER &, W. 8. 00.'S OWN STORES. NEW YORK: 16 W, 234 St.,155-157 B’way BROOKLYN: 504 Fulton Street. BOSTON: 230-232 Boylston Street. PHILADELPHIA: 1510 Chestont Street. ENORMOVSLY The Largest SALE C7 Cigarettes CORK TIPS OR 1s PLAIN Surarvc Comrany, Makers It is all right for a fast horse to attempt to lower his record, but when a man at- tempts a similar feat it is all wrong.— Chicago News 1 Can Sell Your Real Estate Mantes, Baty Pings ee WOM, Ostrander, 1m, N.A. G FOR io 1c BRAINS “MADE AT KEY WEST— ‘These Cigars are manufactured under » the most favorable climatic conditions and from the mildest blends of Havana to- bacco, If we had to pay the imported cigar tax our brands would cost double the money. Send for booklet and particulars, CORTEZ CIGAR CO., KEY WEST. The only PURE and CORMECT ARTIFICIAL “MINERAL WATERS sold Io America to-day CARBONIC. ARTIFICIAL VicHY, ELTERS, CLUB SODA, Etc., or express to any part of the United States. Orders to CARL H. SCHULTZ, Madison Sq. 430-444 First Registered design of box label. FIREFLY PENS are made of new Incorredible metal —flexible as gold. THEY GIVE CHARACTER TO ONE’S WRITING. MANUFACTURED BY CHICAGO : 82 State Street. AGENTS IN ALL PRINCIPAL CITIES. PRESS OF FLESS & RIDGE PRINTING CO., FUTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. ORMISTON & GLASS, LONDON. ConTRactons To H. M. GOVERNMENT. Boxes 2g cts. and 31.00, from all Stationers. H. BAINBRIDGE & CO., 99 William St, N.Y. SOLE AGENTS ron Usitep Statrs, comicbooks.com