Judge, 1902-12-06 · page 15 of 16
Judge — December 6, 1902 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains **short humorous anecdotes** rather than political cartoons. The jokes satirize workplace and domestic life: 1. **"Manager" dialogue**: A proprietor learns his salesman won't lie about products anymore. When told the man earns ten dollars, the proprietor offers eleven—implying he's buying back the employee's dishonesty. The satire targets corrupt business practices of the era. 2. **"Young fellow" joke**: A merchant's son acts knowledgeable; when questioned, the merchant reveals he's his son. The humor suggests nepotism and unearned confidence in business. 3. **"Cooking" anecdote**: A husband boasts his wife lets him cook to satisfy her, masking his actual role as primary cook. Satire of marital dynamics and male pride. 4. **"Jack, dear"**: A wife threatens pining; her husband tells her to "spruce up" instead—mocking sentimental romance and henpecking tropes. The remainder is **period advertising** for products like Sulphume (a sulphur-based skin treatment), Harper Rye whiskey, and other remedies typical of early 1900s magazines.
📄 Transcribed text from this page (OCR, searchable)
Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.
Manager—‘The salesman in depart- | ment four hundred and nine says he won't perjure his soul longer lying about ‘our goods. He's a good man, and it will be, hard to replace him. What shall | jo? Proprictor— What's his salary?" Manager: dollars, sir.” $ Proprictor—" Give him eleven." —Phil- | adelphia Ledg: | cq Railway travel is hat young fellow scems rather pert; acted as if he really knew more than you. Merchani—" Naturail Visitor—* Why naturally Merchant—" He's my son." —Philadel- phia Press. naturaloll. Delight- ful for tho hands, “I hope you are not one of the men who find fault with the cooking.” No, indeed,” answered Mr. Meekton. ter how often the: “Henrietta is y considerate in that must be wash way. In order that I may be perfectly | A skin soap satisfied she lets me do most of the cook- S0id by dealers, em Fling myself." —Washington Star. "Jack, dear,” she sighed, "Jack, when are gone I shall pine away. Don't.” he answered, adding with an uneasy laugh, “don't pine away; spruce up."—Princeion Tiger. ou do drink, drink Tr; ned ¥ : _ 'Mbie Trimble Whiskey High Ball, Best of all. Ask for it. iskey Green Label. ‘AT ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALERS. | CORNS? ENTIRELY BST-EVR does the trick. Relleves pain at once, Hocotting. “Trial packare, 10. Cents," Address GLP DERBY & COL 65 ‘obeia. Io Benoty and LOLA RUFFS ARE THE BEST BUY THEM. Beet and Scientifically distilled: naturally age: t for all use: BERNHEIM BROS., Distillers, Tae ony PUNE and CORRECT ARTIFICIAL MINERAL WATERS sol 10-da CARBONIC, ARTIFICIAL VICHY, SELTERS, CLUB SODA, Etc., ‘aR H. SCHULTZ, 450-444 Pest Ave. N.Y. ROMEIKE? Sty mee Sond aceeneyer which may appear about Jou, your triene apy slices ich You want 10 Me up to date:™ a Seaten and Earope in nearche. Term, gsco lor too notices. Henry Romane, 110 Fifth Ave, N.Y. absolutely pure. "Loutaville, Ky. EASY MONEY 22s.tstze-c¥4 Address Chas, Johnso: “PPliin = Habit Cured witn- wai, bt rT bean whip TEE Zan be 3 _ 2 Oo De Lebanon, Olie. You will get more prompt attention and better service by mentioning Jubce when answering advertisements. Impure Blood, Pimples, Tetter, Eczemaand Acne are permanently cured by SULPHUME Price, $1.00, express paid of is pure sulphur in SULPHUME J} jiquid form—a new chemical discovery. Sulphur heretofore was considered insoluble. Sulphume when taken internally, and applied asa 4% lotion, will cure any skin disease. SULPHUME BATHs | “*" be taken at home, having all the advantages (and more) of the most famous Sulphur Springs. One bottle of Sulphume makes ten strong sulphur baths. is the only soap in the world made with liquefied sulphur. That is why it is a Genuine Sulphur Soap. It stops itching and all skin irritations, softens and whitens the skin, and has no equal for the toilet or bath. Prices: Perfumed soap, asc. a cake; Unperfumed, 15c. a cake. Will mail trial cake upon receipt of price. SULPHUME SHAVING SOAP ] '*the perfection of soaps for shaving. perfect antiseptic, prevents rash breaking out, cures and prevents all contagious skin diseases, gives a creamy lather and is soothing tothe skin. SULPHUME LITTLE LIVER PILLS act directly on the liver, kidneys and bowels, but do not gripe or nauseate. Price, asc. SULPHUME BOOK FREE—In it you will find solid facts about the care of the skin and blood. Be sure this signature 772<24~"2~ ison each package of Sulphume Preparations, otherwise it is not genuine. Your druggist can procure Sulphume Preparations from his jobber, without extra charge to you. SULPHUME CHEMICAL CO., Suite 106, 337 Broadway, New York LYMAN, SONS & CO., Montreal, Canadian AgEnts. “I desire an audience with the mana- er." remarked the dignified, smooth- d person as he approached the box ice of the theatre. “Step right in,” replied the man in the box office. “I think he' re looking for pI a few audiences himself.""—Philadelphia Iisa Bugville Life A BOOK FOR BIG AND LITTLE FOLK ners GUS DIRKS Ye" R. KH. MUNHKITTRICK 64 PAGES BEAUTIFULLY PRINTED—COVER IN COLORS Price 25 Cents READY AT ALL BOOK- SELLERS’ AND ON ALL TRAINS November 22d, 1902. PRESS OF FLESS & RIDGE PRINTING CO., FIFTH AVENUE, NEw Yorn, comicbooks:com