Judge — November 15, 1902 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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FINDING FAULT WITH PROVIDENCE... “Is ties the: pest wurst you can send “Yes,” she said; “any new recij I He's gone, but I kin see his face me?” asl the lady who walked into the | get hold of I paste in my cook-book. Vhy The same as yisterd’y. The sigs is a ace Ee ® meat store with a package of that edible do you ask?” His toys air still around the place they used to be. in her hand. “I thought you might like to have this ! At every pranein step eh ee shake |™ .* Madam,” answered the meat man, "it | bill for your Paris go No man i great till he can sce is the best wurst we have, .,| That's a good receipt for French dres Hoe: less than lictle he-can' be “Well, it is the worst wurst I ever saw.""| ing, you know,” said her husband, chuck-| An’ here's his willer fishin'-pole, Ef stripped to self, and stark and bare “Lam sorry to hear that. The best I | ling idiotically.—Philadelphia Press An’ here's a muddy shoe. He hung his sign ‘out anywhere. can do is to try and send you some better He's gone, an’ when I saw him go My doctorn is to lay aside wurst from to-day’s lot, but, as I said, - : 1 tured an’ said to Jen: Contentions and be satisfied that was the best wurst we have at pres-| “There's a gentleman without, sir.""| “I thank the Lord it's months before jest do your best, and praise er blame [€nt. I am sure, however, that the wurst | said the precise clerk entering the private] Vacation comes again.” That follers, that counts jest the same. | W w making Will not be any worse | office of the coal merchant. —Indianapolis Sun ‘and it ought tobe better. Las-| "Without what?” asked the facetious | sure you that as soon as I get the wurst | merchant. : | ; = And it's the man who docs the best | You shall have the best of it. We never| “Without coal, sir!"—Yonkers State It takes considerable drilling to make | That gets more kicks than all the rest. | y one the worst of it so long as we | man |a safe robber.—Philadelphia Kecord. cjames Whitcomb Riley. | have been in the wurst business, and you | may be sure that when we give you your wurst it will be the best, for our worst Musical people who call at the warerooms of | Wurst is better wurst than the best wurst Sohmer & Co. may be assured that they will | Of our com store find what will gratify the most cultivated mu-| But the lac ‘hose eyes had taken on sical taste in every respect. u pare ol ginseiene: ks emma toreior up her hands and fice from the place, for | — she was afraid the worst was yet to come. ‘The old man of the sea haileda passing = | pedestrian. Vigor of mind and strength of body are at- “I am old and feeble,” he said; “Ict | tendant upon the use of Abbott's, the Original me get a perch on your back across the) Angostura Bitters. The great rejuvenator. river, and I will repay you. ‘So the kind-hearted wayfarer took the | “t resists’ and grocers’. old man up and the old man, having been } carried across, tied his legs around the| “When T want to borrow a dollar 1 wayfarer’s neck and told him he'd have | never go to a friend,” he said, as if he| e to keep on toting indefinitely were leading up to something. | But the wayfarer said, “Ah, well,” replied the othe = "4 “Oh, J don't know. I am the Peo |ing his hand, “let us be friends.”"—Yon- ple, and I have been taking calisthenic | fers Statesman. exercises lately. ing which, he heaved the old man into a mud-puddle | and dirtied him all up See A cinch OP aevee a: lesdipe ‘Dealers institution so long as the dea public totes | its dumb-belis.—Baltimore News | cies order Packer’s supply o Tar Soap ae" and Stout of Life Insurance are univer- sally recognized. with its strong financial stand- ing and diversified plans, meets all requirements. 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