Judge — November 8, 1902 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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AGENTS IN ALL PRINCIPAL CITIES. ATLANTIC RYE WHISKEY jas $3.15 8H" $5.00 Express ens Prepaid. Satietaction or San story itt, ene a Pacinie visa co, KANGAS CITY, 40, “So you charge two dollars for one 1 ‘possum,”” said the guest to the rural ndlord. “I do," replied the landlord. “Not that he's wuth it of hisself. but I sprained my lef’ leg an’ swore myself out 0° the church a-ketchin’ of him!"—Adanta Constitution. WHEW! A single order from S. S. Pierce & Son, of Boston, for three thousand cases of Great Western champagne. ‘This shows that thought ful and life-enjoying Americans have learned a thing or two regarding America’s best champagne. Caller—" Speaking of babies, madam, that's a fine youngster. Allow me to congratulate you.” Young woman— mine. Caller—"1 repeat, madam, allow me | to congratulate you."—Tid-Bits Sir, that baby is not Mrs. way of Chicago.” Mrs. Bruggins—" Do tell me about it.” Mrs. Muggins—"W writes on his c: tums of the day. Mugeins—"They have a queer) ling wedding presents out in | fany happy ‘di: Philadelphia Record. The New York Central has just issued an illustrated catalogue of the Four Track Series of books, which are also and in the strictest sense books of travel and education. Look out for No. 1, which treats of the luxury of modern railway travel in a way that will be en- joyed and appreciated by all people who drift from place to place, from the most ambitious explorer to’ the humblest drummer. No. 2 is a dissertation, so to speak, on the railroad and the dictionary, and shows the relation that one bears to the other, although the brakeman doesn't shout all his words according to its rules of pronunciation. bears the strik- ing title, “America’s Summer Resorts IMustrated Folder,” which contains a large map on which may be found the names of the spots that, once visited, will be visited again. Then there is a book on “Suburban Homes North of the Harlem River," whose occupants will be envied by all readers of the book who happen to live in the narrow-gauge Har- lem flat. “America’s Winter Resorts” makes fine reading at this time of the year, when the frost congeals the frou- frou ‘of the mosquito, and the fried sau- sage is staring us in the face. The Adiron- dack mountains are served up in fine style in No, 6. They are called * Nature's Pleasure Ground and Sanitarium,” and contain the information necessary to en- able one to build a canoe, shoot a moose, or get rid of a cough without medicine, other than the balsamic zephyr, and the tree that yields a tar soap warranted to make whiskers grow on the baldest head. “Three Ways to Go to New York.” This will interest all people who want to get to New York—but who does not? Just why there are only three ways to get to New York should sufficiently stimulate Curiosity to induce the reader of this to send for « copy. Another book in the series describes and sets forth the beau- ties of the Thousand islands and the rec- reations and pleasures that abound there, and the absolute freedom of the place from mosquitoes and canned vegetables. “Saratoga the Beautiful ” makes you feel that you are in the land of the Arondack fizz absorbing a Hathorn cocktail with Dr. Perry and George Famham, while being fanned by hyacinthine zephyrs that steal at all hours of the day and night through the draperies of the slippery elms that fringe Broadway. You feel that you are enchanted as you look toward the north and sce Mt. McIntyre and White Face climbing out of the Adirondacks and through’ the clouds into the clear blue sky. There are a number of other books, any and all of which are well worth read- ing and pondering over, and the man of ordinary discernment and appreciation should “have them. And we fancy he will have them when we say that the illustrated catalogue in which they maj be found is No. 16 of the Four Trac! Series, and that the same may be had by sending a two-cent stamp to passenger aj ce it of th New ‘York Central, Grand . Sta- you y do drink, drink | Trim May beaut foe ‘and Joy now Slay the tate of life He to them void of strite— Here's health to oar friends, and God biess them." Whiskey Green Label. The stage-door “* Johnnie." The brewer. Miss Bangs, the hair-dresser. ‘The book-worm. A FEW APPROPRIATE COMBINATIONS COMPOSED BY THE ‘ MAKE-UP” EDITOR AND DEDICATED TO SOME OF HIS FRIENDS. tion, New York City. ig Cured to Stay’ OGured in 5 Days Ho Cutting or Pain. 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