Judge, 1902-11-01 · page 15 of 16
Judge — November 1, 1902 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising content** from an early 1900s American satirical magazine, with minimal cartoon satire. The main elements are commercial advertisements for products including Hunter Whiskey, Oldsmobile automobiles, Cortez cigars, and patent medicines ("Blood Poison Cured Free," "Cook's Flaked Rice"). The small narrative and humorous pieces scattered throughout are light social observations rather than political satire—such as a joke about a couple who claim to love their New York home but spend the entire year elsewhere, or observations about judging character by clothing versus cigars by wrappers. **One notable piece** is "The Stone in the Road," a moralistic poem about a farmer whose wagon wheel breaks hitting a stone, but the same stone then prevents the wagon from rolling away—suggesting that life's obstacles can become blessings. The page reflects **late-19th/early-20th century consumer culture** and patent medicine marketing, which often made dubious health claims alongside mainstream advertisements for automobiles and whiskey.
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In Best Places Without exception, at all the leading hotels and cafés, Hunter Whiskey Stands Foremost. In its perfection of Age, Purity, Flavor, it fills the need of places whose motto is «Only the Best kept here.” Sold at cll Grasclons cade and by jobbers WM. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Md. coating of lime | afforded vashing they would be unable to maintain the skelétons in | their closets. Baltimore American. ‘THE STONE IN THE ROAD. Up hill with a heavy load A farmer's wheels went round; A stone was in the road, At which the farmer frowned. At once, with snap and crack, The shaft gave way and dropped; The wagon staggered back, But struck the stone, and stopped. That stone, frowned on at first, Now held the wagon fast; The stone the farmer cursed Reclaimed his load at last. “Tis thus through lif The evils often bl And hindrance often A rock of sure success —Ram's Horn. I wis Medical researches show that the hu- man system requires a certain amount of lest the bones do not develop ¢ the custom of whitewashing pol- “Are they fond of their New York home Oh, awfully fond. They spend their winters in Florida, their springs in Lake- | wood, their summers at Newport and their ‘autumns ‘at Lenox, but they simply devoted to their New York hom —The New Yorker Mr. Timmid—" 1—er—no dout Tartley, you may guess what I—er—have ay to you this evening, and Miss Tartley—" Yes, and I've got a bet with Madge Brown that you won't hav the nerve to say it."——Philadelphia Press. “Here,” said Mr. Snags. as he laid a volume on the table, “here is a book that Tam very desirous Lucy shall read.” “Very well,” replied Mrs. Snaggs: Il forbid her to touch it."— Pittsburg FoR MEN OF BRAINS IGARS “MADE AT KEY WEST—|———_—_ ‘These are manufactured under the most favorable climatic conditions and from the mildest blends of Havana to- bacco, If we had to pay the imported cigar tax our brands would cost double the money. Send for booklet and particulars. CORTEZ CIGAR CO., KEY WEST. 1 Can Sell Your Real E Estate eri “Pa eet agen retereesees ORs th nee. - Ostrander, 1755, N.A. Bidg., Philadelphia Sample treatment of, Red, Cross Pile Fistula Cure and book explaining Dept. J, Mianeapol ““If it is not right to judge a man by his clothes,"" remarked the observer of events and things, "why should one | ig a cigar by i wrapper? —Yonkers | Statesman. " Loften see the foreigm papers alluding | — to ‘floating debts,"" said t . What isa ‘floating debt’ "My ni groaned the sultan of “Philadelphia Record. ¢ grand vizier. BEST FOR THE BOWELS If you haven't a regular, healthy movement of the dow jay, you're ill oF will be. ‘and be woll. Force, in ic or ptt poison. dan teat pert EAT 'EM LIKE CANDY Pleasant, Palatable, Potent, Taste Good, Never 81 reaken or Gri Weents per box. Write for free samp) leton health. Address ‘Good, Do 1 10, 28 and, ‘and book She Oldsmobile The pioneer and practical ideal in motor vehicles—the perfected automobile. The lowest price reliable automobile on the mar- ket. In.aclass by itself—Made to run and does tt, Call on any of our 58 Selling Agents or write direct for illustrat ted descriptive Book. Olds Motor Works Dept. 12 Detroit, U.S. A. ‘The nectar of the gods may have been a| myth. Be it so, we still have thé whiskey of our forefathers — DEWAR’S SCOTCH, aj beverage of distilled delight, praised alike by king and commoner. BS ic ate rani anoncraar ehateg — saceeecormorn® |Blood Poison Uso as | Cured F np, THE BES ured Free, ‘A Wonderful New Discovery Mas Been Made that Cares the Blood Polson that Makes Ulcers and Copper “6000 INCOMES | Mae y gelling our s. Frain Sommigsion off. vere Colored Spots and Eats Flesh, Boot and Hair. wee eeG’ ZSe™| No matter how bed your case of blood po 1.1 trade mark red haga.| may be, no. matter in what stage of eyphile You Good Cotten 2c: and tbe | Ray be, we can gure you quickly and permanently ‘Good Team, 80e. a0 We have treated casen with the legs drawn up over ‘The Great American Tea Co., | onto the chest, the bods 31-83 Vesey St., New York. P.O. Box 289. ae eee the bo ly severe, Raps ulcers, the loternal organs brain affected, and the bones of the ithe towed ret involved. In two weeks the sores iried and healed, the limbs become flexible. wea ina very heae uae he patient was completely cured. uffcient to convines the most skeptical, baited teva tn plain wes Write to- wey State eset Tnatltute, 3896 Elektron Bldg, wayne You will get more prompt attention and better service by mentioning JuDcH when answering advertisements. For KIDNEY TROUBLES and CATARRH SANTAL of the BLADDER ‘SUPERIOR TO ny partot cook. REM EDY C SAN LES 168 Baton Tem coree tae ple ely gs, Be, not ca WePhaa dare the wore caace in eto 8s Gaye 105pagS Book Free You will get more prompt attention and better service | ‘Starting Remedy Company, Chicago or New York. KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN tice, throug! ona SEND ONE COUPON AND 10 CTS, FOR OUR DOLL. minute. tea ‘mk, and the rice is perfectly prepared in less than a ‘by mentionmg JuDGK when answering advertisements. TEAT COOK’S FLAKED RICE DON'T COOK. 1. Pour the dry flakes from the pack- age into a colander. Put a J.beral amount of salt into a little boiling water. 3. Pour the boiling salted water on the yh the colander. 4 Drain, ats slightly, and tum out serve with sugar That is all— FOR BABY TOO. NEW BORN INFANTS—One cup ot Cook's Flaked Rice, one quart water, boil ten minutes, add a pint of milk, pinch of salt, and a very little sugar, and strain, THREE MONTHS OLD CHILD— Use double the quantity of Coat Pate! Rie COOK'S FLAKED RICE CO, strain. 1 Unlon Square, New York, PRESS OF FLESS & RIDGE PRINTING CO., FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. comicbooks.com