Judge — September 20, 1902 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Registered design of box label. FIREFLY PENS are made of a new lcorrodible metal —flexible as gold. THEY GIVE CHARACTER TO ONE'S WRITING. MANUFACTURED BY ORMISTON & GLASS, LONDON. CONTRACTORS To H. M. GOVERNMENT. Boxes 2g cts. ana 31,00, from all Stationers. H. BAINBRIDGE & CO., 99 William St. N.Y. SOLE AGENTS yoR UxiTED STATES. “ Whad does you consider de luxuries of life?” asked Miss Miami Brown. “A luxury,” answered Mr. Erastus Pinkley. “is sumpin’ whad you has to be lucky befo" you fin git it.’ Washington star. ROMEIKE’S et a ttre » which may appear about You, your frendar Every newspaper and United States and Borope is searched. Terms, too notices. Haney Rownice, 110 Filth Aves The housekeeper had bought several tins of tea that came in pound cans, Going into the pantry one day she dis- covered the maid opening a tin with what she thought was undue neamess to the time of opening a former. Ex] tulating that surely all that tea hadn't been used so soon, the maid tossed her head. “There's no pound. in those tins, ma'am; they say so themselves.” And jointing to the mark on the label, “One Ib., net," she went on triumphantly. “Look, ma'am; you see yourself it says one pound, nit.” "Twas a joker that put that up!"—Philadelphia Bulletin. Mrs. Gussler (as Guzzler comes in un- steadily at three a.m.)—" You have no excuse for coming home at this hour and in this condition.” Guztler—"T had one, my dear, and it was a dandy, but I can’t think what it was.""—Philadelphia Record. Tommy Figiam—" What is the differ- ence, between ‘practically’ and ‘actual- iy"? Paw Figjam—" Well, my son, as ap- plied to the ending of wars, the difference varies from six months to three years.” —Los Angeles Herald. “Whenebber a man gibs me a whole lot o' advice,” said Uncle Eben, “I can't help s'picionin’ dat if his opinions was so valuable he'd be busy somewhar else countin’ money.""—Washington Star. Mr. Blank—"I was rather amused to hear the children gossiping about their little playmates.” Mrs. Blank—"The little dears! If they only keep on, how they will shi in polite society when they grow up!" Boston Transcript. BUFFALO LiTHIA WATER The Great Solvent and Eliminator of URIC ACID and other POISONS Doubly Efficient In Rheumatism and Gout, and an Impor- tant Corrective of Digestive Failures. John V. Sh ker, M.D., LL. D., Pro “Pleeheates in Be Bi Chirtergical College FF Pal of Jaly 22, Materia Medica and Iphia, etc., in the New is doubly efficient » 1899: The in rheumatism and dissolves uric acid and phosphatic sediments, as well as other products difficult of elimination, while at the same time it exerts a moderately stimulant effect one the renal cells and thereby facilitates the swift removal of insoluble mate- from the body. Without such action insoluble substances will precipitate in the kidneys and bladder. The intense suffering produced by stone, together with consecutive pyelitis and cystitis, are avoided by prompt elimination. Unquestion ably, although the speedy removal of uric and other products of faulty tissue change is of conspicuous benefit, yet to prevent their formation Is a service still more important. This when it corrects service Is performed by the BUFFALO LYTHIA WATER those dizestive failures which are responsible for the production of deletertous materials.”” James L. Cabell, M. A.M., LLD., Formerl; repesior. of Physiology D. ly ‘and Surgery in the Medical Department of the University of Virginia, and Presi- dent of the National 64 Jf ota Orie Acid Diathes Board of Health says: WUE FALO MIA WAT ER te 1s a well-known erapeutic resource. yu! recogni! fession as an article of Materia Medica.”* y Dr, Chas. G. HII, Professor of Nervous and Mental Diseases, Baltimore Medical College, Baltimore, ‘Md.: “In many forms of nervous exhaustion, accompanying an excess of urates and phosphates, it is invaluable."* Dr.J. T. DeBlanchard, Professor Montreal Clinic, SM.,SN., V. U.: “have used BUEFALO in most obstinate cases of Chronic Ine flammation of the Bladder, in Stone in the ‘Bladder, in Uric Acid Gravel, with the most efficacious results.”* BUFFALO LITHIA WATER 110: a oy orocersan¢ Drosstes genera. ‘Testimonials which defy all tmpatation or question sent to any address, PROPRIETOR BUFFALO LITHIA SPRINGS, VIRGINIA, SPECIAL INSTALLMENT OFFER. 1.00 in advance and $1.00 a month for four months will obtain - - - - Leslie’s Weekly, one year, and your choice of either the MEMORIAL WAR BOOK or CARICATURE. We offer a year’s subscription to Leslie's Weekly, together with The Memorial War Book (a book of 600 pages and 2,000 illustrations), or Caricature (a book of 250 pages and illustrations in color and in black and white), for only $1.00 with the order and $1.00 per month for 4 months, or $5.00 cash with order. Mail this coupon to us with only one dollar, and we will send prepaid your choice of the books and enter your subscription to Leslie’s Weekly. Pee eee nt te eenmeenenee eee THE JUDGE COMPANY, 110 FiFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. I accept your offer of The Memorial War Book or Caricature, and Leslie’s ‘Weekly for one year. Inclosed find $1 me for 4 months, $5.00 in all, for first payment, $1 to be remitted by Indicate which book is desired by running your pen through the name of that mot desired. Name... ADDRESS... Stanlaws Menu and Dinner Cards BEAUTIFULLY PRINTED UPON HEAVY BOARD WITH BEVELED EDGES Wo prettier novelty has been published than these antawe cards. The subjects are all reproduc: tlona of copyright wings by Stantaws. ‘The cards come in three sizes, vir.: Size 84 x83, ten subjects to'a set, 26 cents aplece or £2.50 for a ‘complete set, suitable for a dinner service for ten FE ‘Slze 4} x1, twelve subjects to @ set, 20 cents apiece or $2.(0 for a complete set. Size 2%, x 4K, ten subjects to a set,10 cents aplece or $1.00 fora ‘set. This last-mentioned size can be used either for a dinner card or for a presentation card to accompany a gift. ‘Any of the cards in the two larger sizes can be most appropriately used for Easter cards; and if hand-painted in water colors make beautiful gifts. We can furnish them colored by hand In aquarelle (if desired) at 80 cents aplece ; or they can be hand-painted by the purchaser. The study of the art of water coloring has been extensively taken up by the fashionable world ; and these cards furnish delight- fal subjects for practicing the art. e-e¢ THE STANLAWS TALLY CARDS For Progressive Euchre and Whist ‘The Tally Cards come in elther oblong or diamond shape and are printed In colors, each card Dearing one of Stanlaws’ unique designs. The Tally Cards are sold at 60 cents per dozen. Copyrighted, 1901, by Judge Company Address All Remittances to JUDGE COMPANY, 110 Fifth Avenue, New York. PRESS OF FLESS @ RIDGE PRINTING CO., FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. comicbooks.com