Judge — August 30, 1902 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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“After all,” said Mrs. Gaileigh, “it isn't so bad to have a husband who sleeps in church. Mine dreamed. all through the sermon last Sunday, and I} can’t help feeling glad every time 1 think of it.” Why, who ever heard of such a thing?” her friend exclaimed. “You see, our minister preached a horrid, impertinent sermon against wo- men paying so much for the clothes they wear, and I just know that if| Jonathan had been awake he'd never get through quoting it to me."—Chicago Record-Herald. A health-giver and a health-preserver—Ab- bott’s, the Original Angostura Bitters. At druggists’. _ George Washington had barely fallen into a doze when his trusty aid awakened | him “Pardon, excellency and watchful soldier alrea aid the brave but you have y slept three and one-fourth min- Forthwith they trekked down the road, for the great man was determined to leave to his countrymen the lar; sible number of roofs under whic! slept.—N. Y. Sun. “Instead of being a millionaire," con- | fided the young man at the seaside hotel to the beautiful heiress, “I believe it is only honest, now that we are engaged, for me to tell you that I am the floor: walker at Catchem & Skinnem’s dry- goods emporium in New York.” “I thought there was something familiar about you,” answered the beau- tiful heiress. “Iam in the ribbon de- partment there.""—Baltimore American. Packer's Tar Soap is pure, mild, invigorating and antiseptic. It soothes while cleansing, and for more than a quarter of a century has been The Standard For the Hair and Skin | before Coleridge had gotten hold of the “Why,” asked a West Philadelphia teacher of a tenth-grade class of boys the day preceding memorial day, “why | do they put the nation’s flag on top of| the school-house to-day?” “Please, teacher,” came promptly from one ‘of the young patriots in the class, “because that's where the flag-pole is."—Philadelphia Times. The ancient mariner was explaining for the hundredth time how he had shot | the albatross. “Why, you doddering old idiot,” ex- claimed his hearer, “why don't you say you didn’t know your gun was loaded?” Pleased at having the ‘blame thus shifted, the old tar hobbled off, but not crossbow version. Y. Sun THE BUSY MAN’S WAY. When you are going anywhere you always want to 0 quickly, and it to sppenae the demands of te ba fan that hourly trains have been placed in operation between ‘New Vork and Philadelphia vin the sey Centrale and to ferther aid his they have arvaed {Gleave cahercty every hour and on the bour from seven | timo os pe, “ne tee are palaces tr raloed pare tance for oo detal is neglected on their mayecup. The rond'bed is model ta every respectrock,baflasted, Sutomatic block signal systezoed aod heavy railed-and the running time is achedsled down to two hours for the ninety tale rns Then: too, the country traversed seahhy fa scenadarnment ‘and ‘oe. 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Visit 170 Fifth avenue, before buying elsewhere. “Posterity will discover me,” said the, poet. “If it does,” replied his wife, who was all tired out because they couldn't afford to keep a girl, “it will, probably regret any time it wasted in doing so.” —Chicago Record-Herald. Teacher—'Say ‘they aren't" or ‘they are not.’ You must never say ‘they ain awh ‘ommy—"* not?” Teacher—" Because it ain't proper, that's why.""—Philadelphia Press. scicesenenenneneieieimenmmecmmmaens NO DINNER 18 COMPLETE WITH- OUT A GLASS OF Chartreuse —QREEN OR YELLOW— THE ONLY CORDIAL MADE BY THE CARTHUSIAN MONKS OF FRANCE, IT HAS THE SIGNA- TURE L. GARNIER TWICE ON THE LABEL OF EACH BOTTLE. ‘At Aet-clanWine Merchants Groves Hotes Cafte Batjer & Co, 45 Broadway, New York, Sole Agents for United States. | Brains plus cnergy make capital. They | are often the whole capital—especially of | a young’man. Prudent men insure it—| make it sure for the family. Full particu- lars free. No importunity. 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