Judge, 1902-08-23 · page 11 of 16
Judge — August 23, 1902 — page 11: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertisements and filler jokes** rather than political cartoons. The content includes: **Jokes & Humor:** - Brief one-liners about matches, demi-tasse coffee, and a surgeon who operates on a tattooed man who'd already had his appendix removed twice - A nostalgic poem about a baby creating household disorder (contrasting with the tidiness a wife has imposed) - Standard turn-of-century humor about poker, fishing, and city visitors misunderstanding rural weather **Advertisements:** - Evans Ale, Williams' Shaving Soap, Abbott's Bitters, Prudential Insurance, Cortez Cigars, Sohmer Pianos, Cook's Flaked Rice, and rail service The page lacks coherent satirical commentary on political figures or events. It's typical Judge magazine filler—light domestic humor and consumer advertising—rather than sharp social satire. No specific politicians or dated events are referenced.
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Yeast—"Do you know any difficult tricks with matches?" Crimsonbeak—" Yes; I've often tried to light a cigar with my last one.""— Yonkers Statesman. “Here, waiter, bring me a big cup o° that there demi-tasse, or whatever you call it. It tastes jest like coffee to me. —New Yori: Journal. Inactive liver, depressed. spirits—make both right with Abbott's, the Original Angostura | Bitters. The genuine Abbott's will revolution. | ize the system. Some doctors were talking the other day about the case of the western woman who was indignant to find that| her vermiform appendix had been re- d_when she hadn't expected it One of them told this’stor: struck by a car on Broad- was removed to a hospital in an insensible condition. After a cur- sory examination the surgeon said, “¥ had better operate at once for appendi- The patient was stripped in order that he might be prepared for the ordeal, and this legend was found tattooed on his chest: “In case of accident don’t operate for appendicits It has been removed twice alre They then concluded that he was only suffering from shock. not required. A wonderful puzzle, “The Changing Faces” What People Say About It: “The most mysterious thing I ever saw, and very fitting that it should be distrib: Uted by the makers of the best shaving Soaps in the world.” “The greatest puzzle of the c wonderful piece of ingen very one is mystefied, and noone is able to see how the change Is made, tury.” Address Department F THE J. B. WILLIAMS CO. ‘GLASTONBURY, CONN Williams’ ‘THAT BABY. It ain't no trouble now to find The things that used to be A-scattered round about the house, Or hid away from me. The paper's allus right to hand, "The Ray's on the chair, My hat don’t leave the front hall peg Most ‘fore I hang it there. An’ everything is orderly, ‘An’ just the v 5 Without a raft o' cur'us truck A-kickin’ under foot. But when I look around the room An’ see the chairs jus’ so, An’ all the things a-settin’ in The place they ought to go, a pes tke rest 0” this ol’ life I could only see That baby strewin’ things around The way they used to be. —Portland Oregonian. The pursuit of happiness is a treadmill race without It Keeps you in right rela- tions with the laws of life, health and happiness Brewed for past 116 years by C. H, EVANS & SONS, Hodson, N. ¥. Superintendent—" It is our usual cus-) tom to let a prisoner work at the same| trade in here as he did outside. Now, | what is your trade? Shoemaker, black-| smith, or"’—— Prisoner— Please, sir, I was a travel- ing salesman." —indianapolts Journal. | Biggs—"So you were were the only one of the crowd to bring back any fish, ch? How did that happen?” Be “We played poker all day, we got through, I was the only: one who had enough money to buy any.” Sun, Fortunes to The which furnishes Life Insurance as an investment for you and a safe- ares the orteinal ported. ieasersaars obs experience made ther cute PERFECT COCKTAILS they are. Do not be lured into buylng some imitation. The ORIGINAL of anything is . When others are offered it is for the purpose of larget its. Insist upon having ti COCKTAILS, take no G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO,, Soe Prepritors 20 Broapway, Naw Youk, N. Y. Hanrrorp, Conn. City man (looking for summer board) —"What are the meteorological con- ditions in this neighborhood?” Farmer— Oh, they're all right. They ain't no meteors fell in fifteen years. —Detroit Free Press. said. the supercilious your city has had its otwithstanding its pre: “1. suppose stranger in town, ups and down: perity replied the resident ch ot ‘em. Streets being torn up and old buildings being tom down.” Cincinnati Commercial Tribune Prudential PPRUDENTIAL = HAS THE STRENGTH OF GIBRALTAR de “MADE AT al Wwest— ‘These Cigars are manufactured under the most favorable climatic conditions and from the mildest blends of Havana to- bacco. If we had to pay the imported cigar tax our brands would cost double the money. Send for booklet and particulars, GORTEZ CIGAR CO., KEY WEST. THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS. Sohmer Building, Bth Ave., cor 22d St. mre rene Sew ‘New Yer EAT COOK’S FLAKED RICE DON'T COOK. 1. Pour the dry flakes from the pack- age into a colander. 2. Put a liberal amount of salt into a little boiling water. 3 Pour the boiling salted water on the colander. rice, through the 4 Drain, shake slightly, and turn out on a hot dish ; serve with sugar and milk. That is SEND ONE COUPON AND 10 CTS, and the rice is perfectly FOR OUR DOLL, minute. in less than a FOR BABY TOO. NEW BORN INFANTS—One cup ot Cook's Flaked Rice, one quart water, boil ten minutes, add a pint of milk, pinch of salt, and a very little sugar, and strain. THREE MONTHS OLD CHILD— Use double the quantity of Cook's Flaked Rice {ero cups and do not COOK'S FLAKED ICE C0. 1 Union Square, New York, Best Line to Cincinnati and St. Louis—NEW YORK CENTRAL. comicbooks.com