Judge — August 16, 1902 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Once upon a time there, was a man) Gussie (gleefully)—"Bah Jove! All| who thought he wanted the earth. Then | the girls around here smile at me.” D R 5 | EGE RT AY he had a vision and he dreamed hie did| Tom-—“Well, that. shows they have ‘ ‘own the earth. He thought the assessor | some manners. Anywhere _ else _they came around and he woke up with a|would laugh outright."—Chicago News. groan. He has never wanted the earth ¥ since.—Hudson Register. Prepare the system to endure summer heat Reached in th 7 NG 0 STUR A by fortifying with Abbott's, the Original An- the magniftent tans-cont Mrs. Timmins—"John, 1. must say | gostura Litters. pental train, leaving Chicago you are the narrowest-minded man I s Soper epee Pfascisce ts loos toa Stdaye B I 5 E ever saw. You have an idea that no- ‘ere there only two pigs in Noah's body is ever right but yourself.” ark?” asked one, commuter of another THE . Mr. Timmins —" Better look to home. | on their way to New Yor 1 Were you ever, willing, to, admit that| "Only two, T believe.” OVERLAND LIMITED an: was right who differed from| “How many seats do you suppose youre they occupied? '—— Yonkers Statesman: MOST LUXURIOUS *Mrs. Timmins—" That's an entircly | _— TRAIN << WORLD different thing, and you know it, John| Pasters Tar Soop is the bright star of hope The dest of everything Timmins.”—Boston Transcript. | It makes the hair grow on each head, don't ye know, re 5 Obsereation : So'the king ofall soaps tis called. Compartment, Observation; : Bacon— You see, he was broken down, Buffet-titrary Care (with Bar * sad the pies mid penectes a change. “Well, well,” remarked Fathcr Corn- ber and Bath). Telephone. Rm |s0 he told him to take his automobile| top at the zoo, “this here lion 'pears to CTRIC LIGHTED THROUGHOUT and go to the country.” be real good-natured.” eter a hs re Bnet Yes} I saw him in the coun-| “Mebbe," suggested his good. wife, Gieseo toa mand 1135 pm DURIVALLED _oppettziog - at r t's one o' them social lions ye read Special low rate round-trip stomach corrective; recoumended You did? Is he all right/about in the papers."—Philadelphia excursion tickets on sale daily ‘by physicians. Leeds the aromatic v2" y Press. fragrance’ of the tropics to your liguor, z "Yes; he's all right; but when ~ : CHICAGO & NORTH-WESTERN aed streagines the ded stomach, Bes im it was his autemobile that | _ Acwoman who is spending the sient UNION PACIFIC AND ware of cheap domestic substiletes Yonkers Stateyman. nnsylvania writes of a sign dis- Initaon. “The gevnine Is made ety by | "8S broken down.” Yorker din’ the window of a small shop| [\ SOUTHERN PACIFIC RAILWAYS Bee LCE Dagar & See Pa The principal of a high schdol tells illage nearest her. It reads: Tickets from any railway agent the following anecdote: “For sale—Second-hand furniture, NEW YORK, HY. One day at school I gave a bright boy | teeth, and ice.""—Washington Post. a sum in algebra, and, although the s . 3 TRAINS DAILY problem was comparatively easy, he} “Dat's an old, no-'count dog,” said couldn't do it. Mr, Erastus Pink- A Genuine Old Brandy made from Wine.” | remarked,” You SSS ae ley; “but I had a — Medical Pres London) Angsty, | Ought tobeashan ed 9 ance oe ‘im M E N N E N : Ss 4 |age George Wash- ac er Ss “Why didn't you BORATEO TALOUM MARTELL'S 3 ington was a. eure seize the opportu- TOILET “She boy looked etWell,, 1. thinks g POWDER | me straight in the a heap o' dat dog. es, sir; and at mind dat a man your’ age he was dat, didn’ hab no ? tea earacted resident of the! j i better sense dan to , or BRANDY Mited States" | #S Pure, mild, invigorating and make such a. trade| [ors pees, eg boone ot oH Exchange. antiseptic. It soothes while | wah gwine to be too| | "GRRMARD NEWNRN CO., Newark, ¥. AT ALL BARS and RESTAURANTS. — cleansing, and for more than a__ | Pore to feed ‘im."— a Washington Star. ; ; 7 “I heah you put " 8! Workingman — “This advertisement “Where docs the electricity come from|up Sam Joknsoa at| Warter of a century has been says men are wanted to work on. the that lights our houses?" asked the|de Darktown club. The Standard “Does she wear|Panama canal at two hundred dollars teacher. ; Did he get in?” corsets through ne-|a month. How can they afford to pay “It comes from the wall,” answered| “Nope; dey cessi h wages?” the little girl who resided in an apartment| white-balled him.'| For the Hair and Skin|““No. 1s merely | Contractor— Easily enough. Only one house. “The janitor goes and unbuttons|—New York Jour- |a matter of form."|man in a hundred lives long enough to it." —Chicago Tribune. nal. ‘The Pacier Mig. Co., 8183 Fulton St, New York. |—Pittsburg Press. | collect his pay."—Chelsea Gazette. Result of JUDGE'S Sixth Picture Puzzle Contest Jear’s series of picture puzzles is“extled with the Sixth Contest, result of which is given Yelow. Philadelphia has the honor of taking the first prize in the Sixth Competition, The following is a list of the prize-winners : , AMERIC A’S Allen, Jr., (71% Wall. x BEST ‘Who receives the first reward of merit of Mr~ Allen solved all the pazalos in the Sia : se ptsanas Marites Mrs. Mary Liddell, 12: 2 Je The great and growing Northwest is Who receives the second reward of merit of ah the centre of interest for farmers, miners, aires uate Sabrod 68 a pentes and mated Fi. investors, manufacturers, tourists, etc. : Its wonderful riches, attractive climate and vast Pray earl pratoad eke ir cre Fe DD possibilities are rapidly building up a large population, great Mr. Haskelt’s solutions were all correct on Joly +1 at P.M. z -* B cities, an immense agricultural and mercantile business. | ~The Great Northern Railway operates a pertectly built, modern line of railroad through the heart of this attractive country. ‘Ask any agent for information, or write F. L WHITNEY, General Passenger and Ticket Agent, St. Panl, Mian. javis, 216 West 37th St., New Vork City. | ‘Who receives the fourth reward of merit sieseses $20.00 Dunkin, Pitts! Who receives the fifth reward of merie of. +, $15.00) ‘Miss Dunkin’s solutions were all correct with one exception and were mailed on July so at 4 P. M. | | Kehale, 2288 Loth St., Ci: mantis sis se Lee hb MPSKEEnigs slo wee al core wi oe tapi ad wr wl nay A. EOP? |THE GOR MERE HEADS THE i §] 0 D ‘Mr. C. F. Mall, 190 Washington S8t., GRADE PIANOS ‘Who receives the seventh reward of merit o $10.00 ‘Mr, Hall's solutions were all correct with one exception and were mailed on July 11 at g A. M. Mir. Alson Brubaker, Fargo, H. D. | Ww, the eighth reward of merit of. receives t Brubaker’s solutions were all correct ard Mr. H.C. Killian, S012 ir | ements Cure You can be treated Gas se i ii ca Sriavericrices ma ieee " Sohmer Building, Only wieom Mr. George C. Brewer, 8 Sa Sth Ave., cor 224 St. Yous ew Who receives the tenth reward of merit Mrluronars woletione ware ll correct an july sae BS OP ‘You will prompt attention and better service bby mention juucs whee sdvertinements comicbooks.com