Judge — July 26, 1902 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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Sage AT THE JUDGE BUILDING, 110 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW TORK. Terms to Subscribers. UNITED STATES AND CANADA IM ADVANC( One year, or 92 numbers - = $5.00 ‘One copy, six months, or 26 numbers ‘One copy, for thirteen weeks = - = lnclading the Cumistias Juoce. FOREIGN SUESCRIPTIONS—To all foreign countries in the postal anion, $6.00 a year. ‘Wesreen Ornice—S 28-829 Marguette Building, Chicago. EUROPEAN SALES-AGENTS—/ntermational mews company, Bream's building, Chancery lane, London, Brentand's, avenue de Opera, Parts; Saarbach's mews exchange, Mains, OW, while the shining collar sinks and sags And slowly wilts into a shapeless shape, And far outsoars the juices of the grape, The Collins J., most jagful jag of jags— Now, when the bow-wow in conjunction wags His tongue and tail and pauses but to scrape A solo on his ribs, the while agape He grins to show the joy that never lags— "Tis then the merry maid of charms untold Toys with the spindles of her sunshade pink, Half in a lotos dream and half awake, While with her rolling eyes of sombre gold She charms the serpent of her summer drink, The green-pink ice-cream soda-water snake. eee semmenaiaaal THE CHIEF BEAUTY of the kind of history that we find in the average historical novel is that it does not Y THE “frankfurter”” now, In the long, burnished bun Of the gondola prow, Coney island is run, While it warbles its deep-sea sonata from the rise to the set of the sun. Teste oot ~ WATTERSON would be much more of a fantastic factor in the grand circus of Democratic harmony if he could only have a hot-air brake annexed to his wild, impassioned bray. a er ALTHOUGH Mr. Cleveland is elephantine in size he is a very grass- hopper of graceful agility when it comes to the subtle art of ducking or side-stepping anything from a brickbat to a live and lively issue. eee ON THE juicy summer oyster, That’s as broad as it is long, All the typhoid germs are busy Playing tennis and ping-pong. eee PHILOSOPHER, who is evidently hiding his light under a bushel in the fiery, untamed west, recently gave to the world a jewel of the first water when he remarked that the reason Mr. Bryan does not want either the nomination for the presidency or for the governorship of his state is that he is looking out for a sure thin; S IT NOT a little strange that David Bennett Hill should be taken so seriously as to be called the mouthpiece of the Democratic party? This is equivalent to saying that David Bennett Hill is the entire Democratic party when it is considered that this organization is pretty much all organ of speech. In all probability this compliment, if it may be called such, will be regarded by the philosopher who reads between the lines as a mere conventional tribute to his political memory. you are, oh, dainty, soothing cabbage-leaf, More fine than silk to line a summer hat; You bring all sorts of gnawing care to grief And knock all sorts of bugbear prone and flat. You ever are most cooling and serene, And we are with your juicy spirit fraught When all your sculptured shape of luscious green ~ Is spread across our dome of cultured thought. You make us gayly caper, leap and kick, And laugh and smile and coruscate and grin, And joyward jump upon the double-quick, Until for cash we do not care a pin. Our dream is all a true Arabian night Whose dancing color never waxes dim. When you are blended with the straggling white Hirsute that dangles ’neath our straw hat-brim You quite eclipse the deathless laurel crowr:. Oh, you're the queen of all the garden-patch When, in the country or the dusty town, You constitute our bald head’s chiefest thatch. SAGACIOUS ANIMALS. Isascs—" Vot you got dem rats in dot cage for?” Cowzn—“ Don'd say a vord, Dose are trained rats, Dem rats are trained to come out unt chew matches effery time bizniss geds dull.” comicbooks.com