Judge, 1902-07-12 · page 11 of 16
Judge — July 12, 1902 — page 11: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, featuring product promotions for liquor, soap, pianos, and other goods typical of early 20th-century magazines. The editorial content consists of brief humorous observations rather than political cartoons. "The Unobtrusive Essential" presents a satirical point: at moments of great public excitement—horse races, elections, coronations—the one figure who remains calm and unbothered is the central participant (the horse, the winning candidate, the king). The joke satirizes how people get caught up in spectacle and ceremony while those most directly involved remain detached or indifferent. The page's other short pieces follow similar light social commentary rather than sharp political satire. One exchanges quips about visiting summer habits; another discusses church attendance. The advertisements dominate, hawking Packer's Tar Soap, Sohmer Pianos, Mariani Wine, and Evans' Ale—reflecting Judge's role as both satirical magazine and commercial medium.
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¥ —o— | —— ‘THE UNOBTRUSIVE ESSENTIAL. A mighty tumult rises as the horse goe ‘neath the wire! The people rise and cheer again and never scem to tire. And some are rich and jubilant and others feel remorse, And the only one who doesn’t seem ex- cited is the horse. Mrs. Dash—"Don't you ever visit in| mer \s 5 "Rash— Oh, no; David alwa: wants to go where he can pay board and act disagreeable when he fecls like it Detroit Free Press. Ask for Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, when you go to druggist or grocer for a reliable tonic in the spring. Abbott's, the When they've held a big election and the | reliable tonic is crowds go passing by And the bands are loudly playing and the rockets flash on high, And the city ’s all aglow with the excite- ment of debate, The only one who’ ning candidate. When they have a coronation and the town in glad array Turns out in loyal humor to enjoy a . I sing in a church where an ‘awfully small congrega- Then why don't you~ stop Philadelphia Bulletin. | placid is the win- holiday The glory of a Summer Society is all agog; the masses laugh ana | Day and its inspiration sing, 1S IN EVERY | And the only one who doesn't seem to mind it is the king. It is not the puff and noise that make the locomotive go; It is not the big bass-drum that males the music and the show; When there's anything important youl will notic a rule, That the star of the oc who's keeping cool —Washington Star. Packer’s Tar Soap) is pure, mild, invigorating and antiseptic. It soothes while cleansing, and for more than a quarter of a century has been The Standard | For the Hair and Skin| ‘The Packer Mfg, €0,, 81483 Fulton St, New York. THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. SOHMER | PIANOS Sohmer Building, 3°y,225"s Sth aA cor, 32d St. York. 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