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This Judge magazine satire mocks American representatives attending King Edward VII's 1902 coronation by imagining absurdly inappropriate costumes that reveal their true natures. The joke targets prominent American figures: **Russell Sage** (Wall Street financier) wears burlap with copper-spangled tights, carrying a penny bank—mocking his wealth obsession. **Dr. Munyon** (patent medicine promoter) carries a box of pills. **Richard Croker** (Tammany Hall political boss) wears medieval costume, exposing his corrupt "lord" pretensions. **Senator Hoar** receives only a "simple halo"—possibly ironic commentary on his reputation. Literary figures **Harry Thurston Peck** and **Edward Bok** appear in ridiculous garb. Theater impresario **Major Pond** carries an umbrella and lecture-tour prospectus. The repeated joke—each character will wear an even "more gorgeous, beautiful, and costly" tiara than the last—satirizes American materialism and pretension at a formal European state occasion. The satire suggests these Americans cannot help but expose their mercenary, gauche nature even when trying to represent their nation respectfully.

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HE papers have given accounts of the Eng- D lish preparations for the coronation of Edward VII.; of the tiara that Queen Alexandra will wear, of the one that Mrs. Bradley Martin has ordered, and many others, but of the dis- tinctive American preparations it has remained for Jupce to give the first account. American . life will be ade- quately represented in all its wonderful diversity, representative men from all typical walks of life being chosen. American commercial interests will be represented by Russell Sage and Dr. Munyon. Mr. Sage, as the emissary of Wall street, will go as a jolly-good-fellow and typify gentlemanly conviviality. His robe will be of rich burlap, lined with genuine Baxter- street wool, and will cover most gorgeous undergarments consisting of tights spangled with coppers and a coat of costly canvas with richly hand-embroidered “L" cars in fleur-de-lis pattern. In one hand Mr. Sage will carry a penny bank and in the other a box for larger donations. His tarara will be even more gorgeous, beautiful, and costly than any yet described. Doctor Munyon will wear a grim look, and a magnificent plush robe of variegated colors adorned with appropriate mottoes. One hand will be raised dignifiedly, and in the other he will carry a box of pills to cure the London fog. His tarara will be even more gorgeous, beautiful, and costly than any yet described. Richard Croker and Senator Hoar have been chosen as representatives of American civic interests. Baron Croker will appear in the first part of the coronation as an English gentleman and lord of a manor, wearing an appropriate medieval costume, but by King Edward's special orders the coronation pro- ceedings will be stopped to allow Hon. Richard M. Croker to change his costume and represent American civic interests; apartments in the bank of England have been especially set aside to allow of this change. Mr. Croker will wear a tarara even more gorgeous, beautiful, and costly than any yet described. Mr. Hoar, his companion, will wear a simple haio. As representatives of American literature Harry Thurston Peck and Edward W. Bok have been most appropriately chosen. Mr. Peck will be attired in a garment suitable to the psychologi- cal moment, a bath-robe trimmed with forget-me-nots. In one hand he will carry a cigarette, and in the other an image typify- ing knowledge. His tarara will be even more gorgeous, beauti= ful, and costly than any yet described. Mr. Bok will be perfectly lovely in a robe of his own designing, the patterns of which will be published in the Ladies’ Home Journal. Following these will be a personage representing all that has gone before, and most that comes after. He represents at once American commercial interests, American literature, and the American drama—the redoubtable Major Pond. Mr. Pond will wear a linen duster and a silk hat. In one hand he will carry agreen umbrella, and in the other a prospectus of King Edward's American lecture tour. His tarara, which he will carry under his arm, will be even more gorgeous, beautiful, and costly than any yet described. The American drama will be represented by Charles Frohman, AMERICANS AT THE CORONATION. Ezra Kendall, and Richard Mansfield. Mr. Frohman will wear full livery, Mr. Kendall a Charles II. cos- tume, while Mr. Mansfield will be attired in a mag- nificent negro-minstrel robe, modeled after one known to have belonged to Lew Dock- stader. This part of the procession will be under the personal direction of David Belasco. Wigs by Levistein; robes by Rosenbaum; shoes by Mandlestein; mechanical effects by Goodbaum. Their tararas will be even more gorgeous, beautiful, and costly than any yet described. ‘American art will be adequately represented by Thomas Higgins, agent in southern Indiana for the Kalamazoo Photo-En- larging Co., John V. Weeds, who sells spectroscopes, and George Jergerman, owner of the United States tin-type gallery at Ocean Grove. These three will wear silk robes of red, white and blue, with gilt stars as spangles. Mr. Higgins in one hand will carry a gilt frame with a sample of the work of the Kalamazoo Photo- Enlarging Co., and in the other his bicycle. Mr. Weeds and Mr. Jergerman will each carry a kodak. The tararas of all three will be even more gorgeous, beautiful, and costly than any yet de- scribed. The American part of this picturesque and stately ccronation. procession will be brought to a close by a grand represen.ation of American men of achievement. These will be headed by Mr. Carrie B. Nation, and followed by Thomas B. Reed, John L. Sullivan, Buffalo Bill, Richard Harding Davis, and Grover Cleveland. Mr. Reed will wear a purple robe with raglan sleeves. It will be lined with yellow silk. He will wear Scotch knickers. In one hand he will carry a Maine high-ball and in the other an apple from which he will take a bite at When one apple is eaten His scheduled intervals. an attendant will hand him another. tarara will be even more gorgeous, beau- tiful, and costly than any yet de- scribed. Mr. Sullivan will wear green tights, and the famous $10,000 belt as a tarara. Mr. Cleveland will wear a robe of fish net with two slash pockets quart-size, and pink tights, with two pockets quart-size. In one hand he will carry a fish rod and in the other a rare old decanter, known to have belonged to one of the Bourbons. Mr. Davis’s costume beggars description. It is unique. It is unmatched. It is the limit. It is more gorgeous, beautiful, and costly than all the others. He will be photo- graphed in it next week. His tarara also is even more gorgeous, beautiful, and costly than any yet described. Hetty Green will represent American wealth, and will wear a green bombazine skirt trimmed with ham-colored passemen- terie and a shirt-waist of Swiss mull arabesqued with linen roses. She will wear a gargoyle on each shoulder blade and carry a pamphlet entitled ‘* How to live on two dollars a week, with special directions for making a gallon of substantial lemon- ade with one lemon.” Her tarara also is even more gorgeous, beautiful, and costly than any yet described. Mt. R. MORE. comicbooks.com