Judge — June 21, 1902 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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“How old is that child?" asked the conductor. “ How old do you think?” returned the oe NG woman. “Over the half-fare age, 1 should say,” said the conductor. “Don’t seem to me so," retorted the woman. “Weil, you ought to know." “Yes,” thoughtfully, “1 suppose I ought, but I forgot to ask. He ain't my child, you know. an’ I'm jest takin’ him along as a favor to his ma.” | How ‘old are you; -Tohany?” de- manded the conductor. “Dunno,” answered the boy. “Well, madam, I'll have to charge for him," announced the conductor. “If you can't or won't tell me" — “His age ain't any of my business,” broke in the woman yours, an’ if you make a mistake—1' sue your old |road dior fe money os st Bot but * ‘hty little money with me an’ if you I your aie pclae cath [re ne Pay, ot rin ios gi ia you, address the distillers. trouble an’ ie ma tells me he's under half-fare’ age when I see her Til make ‘ Double the guantity of Vater our old road pay go for it. ou ac Yertise what youll do an’ if you don’t produced by any other. FERDINAND WESTHEIMER & SONS “If you'll say he’s under age.” sug- % fick, 01st, CFCaHY, ad DISTLLMEE gested the conductor, “I'll take your aus, a2ey ow 720 LIE) | Sagara 4 wer or t - thing. It's f aH ‘er, . } “T ain't sayin’ a thing. 's for you ‘Touehike: Fy. to say, an’ I’m jest warnin’ you that you better not make any mistake, for his = ma ‘ll know, an’ if you take money that I need it'll go mighty hard with you if MAR ead SER BORRT ERR TES s,"" said the woman with sharp| you're wrong eyes, “those. people who moved in next |” But you ought to know.’ door are inclined to make an ostentatious | “Why? Your road don’t pay me for Williams’ Shaving Soap insures double the ease— display of their wealth,” knowin’; it pays you, But I’m not goin’ “In what way way se s. I'm jest warnin’ you, double the comfort—double the safety and satisfac- “They go into the corner grocery and | How much order beefsteak in a loud tone of voice.""|_ ‘The conductor scratched his head —Washington Star. thoughtfully. tion in shaving—and saves half the effort, time and “Wait til I come back this way,” he said trouble. Williams’ Soap is soothing and healing, He didn't come back that way until . | she got off the train.—Brooklyn Eagle. and always leaves the face soft, velvety and refreshed, Uncle Ebony—"I'se glad you's in, sah, ‘Williams’ Soaps sold everywhere, but sent by mall if your dealer does not supply you ‘cause I want to borrer youah cyclope- ae P OW DER | iis. and a few dictionaries, and any WILLIAMS’ SHAVING STICK, 25¢. SWISS VIOLET SHAVING CREAM, 50c. other nice big books you can spare, sah." YANKEE SHAVING SOAP (Round of Square), 10c. LUXURY SHAVING TABLET, 25c. for After Shaving.]| £; Employer—" Goodness me! And you've WILLIAMS’ SHAVING SOAP (Barber's), 6 round cakes, 1 Ib. qo. Es brought a whe . T see. What on : earthdo. you want of them: Gis Sit Wits See Bais m isn acer ri Heat ha Uncle Ebony—" Very impo'tant occa- : . ictions of tre suing ‘Restores Seanne saa] [sion, sah; very impo'tant. | Dinah and THE J.B. WILLIAMS CO., Glastonbury, Conn, = PFsDEw everywhere, or mailed for 85 cents. Sample Free, me wants hunt up a name for the GERHARD MEWNEN CO., Newark, X.3._|| baby, sah."'—New York Weekly “They tell me that fish is good for the oan ere rosrang. tae et the eon First passenger (on the car tothe race- “I do not know where to put this meat bwain,” said Reggy Sapp. “Have you| 9) S t nd f hand with love. | ‘ck)—"* I always enjoy this ride.” so that it will keep,” said the good wife. anything to suit me?” x en Larvae std bisiey bend oe inher | S€cond passenger—"So do 1. But, |“ There is no ic “We have canned lobster,” responded | ¢ moon! Sia nAgeree: ¢ nt jipes nat say, don’t you dread the long walk back? “Put it in th the pretty clerk in the grocery depart. | (esses. & luminous signal to her pent-uP | —Chucago News. kind husband r > coldest ment.—Chicago News: eT Te how sweetly the words | pot in the house last winter.""—Baltimore trembled on her unaccustomed lips! ere ee re titel [Ai kinds kept in tock | 1, OB- Yes: Hlove deviled crabs, but they | ya chy im cits) Saye sn! yreld to antepaton of | BLANK BOOK Md nade eae be | always give me the dyspepsia ‘summer joys, Let us seek the woods, where we ace to. be made over and drawn close to the breast of Mother FINDLER @ WIBEL, ———_—_ ——— Nature. But before venturing too far into the realms of the free and happy outdoor life let u au Street, New York. | Fe Or Seutle ant antes, eet mae pisces Tih the minimum disppontiment aed dacomiant. Pere : - —|| Test Your Kidneys | mr ice ccs ire cratn y The new boarder had just sent. his || —————— ae men, who knew po care as long as their supply of good cup to the landlady for the third time (ore buying the many s0-ca cures | | eid ate was at hand, for thens 8s now: lovers ot outdoor You must be fond of coffee, Mr. New- || ey allel you once THE EXACT CON: | | chece Rent iemed “That tie cine Zoo ald reat comer,” smilingly observed that august || DITION oF YOUR KIDS V5. his cst is one J] which prevailed in olden times are i existence female shone delicey and thorough rehubilty bas caused J | evidenced by the great increase inthe rans mA the contrary, madam,” replied |f ## sniversal adaption by the medical profesion, | army of recreaton-acckers and their pronounced par: | Pfimary, Seconda: or Tertiary Blood Poison ra n P and can be used by any intelligent person. Mailed | tiality for Evans’ Ale, which has. become Mermanently Cured. Yon can be treated at home the new boarder, “ I'never drink i Sith full mstructions on recempt of $1.00, So con- ||| summer beverage for the vigor and enjoy same ruaranty.. iGealeieae ite ia “You never drink it?” echoed the land- | tinced are we of ceca i remedy || toan outing. Ie the nopication ofthe & Screttieatntc sorer Caer “That's what I said," calmly rejoined | Sad scientific advice. Correspondence invited. tp among all able for all places, whether in the mountains, the cause of the excitement Ss sug: KIRON REMEDY Co. ens Yacht eravelng hy trator hat bene cook R E M a Dy co. 140 Masonte Temple, Chicaxo, Ii for proote of cures. ; C ways in te same perfect condition, and because | Sa ia Genter in retinate casee gested by my physician, Iam now trying "ipl; mo mater how abused su handing. duc | WE avatsotsd the Wate Satta te ag ates esas g ' : LY. not spoil, no matter how abused in handli fe havevcured the woret cases 10 13 t0 the hot-water cure."—Chicago News. | fact that it does not contain a particle of se Book Free. See ee el et EAT COOK’S FLAKED RICE DON'T COOK. FOR BABY TOO. 1. Pour the dry flakes from the pack- NEW BORN INFAD age into a colander. ‘ ; Al sce quit a erin sory SC galt iso's, water, boil ten cs, add a Pour the bolling salted water on the rn - pint of milk, pinch of salt and a rice, through the colander. very little sugar, and strait 4 Drain, shake slightly, and turn out . {| | THREE MONTHS OLD CHILD— Put in colander ‘on a hot dish; serve with sugar a Q 7 , Use double the quantity of and fille: That’ is all cee Cook's. Flaked Rice SEND ONE COUPON AND 10 GTS, and. the ‘rice is perfectly 07." COOK'S FLAKED RICE €O., prepared in less than a (two cups) and do not FOR OUR DOLL. minute. ; strain, | Union Square, New York. ¢ cup of comicbooks.com