Judge — June 14, 1902 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Cassidy—" Kearney seems to be doin’ well in his prisint job. dee; Casey—"Ah! but he'll not lasht long | the peculiarities and features of meteoro- ni.” | logical conditions is respon (assidy—" He seems dacint an’ sober| part for making the weather-van pow.” Noticing that his listeners preserved lasht_a|an unsmiling silence, he went on to show he got| by argument and cxample that undue the job two an’ Oi'll bet Oi'm | notice of any peculiarity or trait was| figit." Philadelphia’ Press. apt to make the possessor proud But still they demanded a diagram.— Baltimore American. “he said, with an air of | How do you like our climate?" he man from abroad the visitor answered, “T lik of it very much, while considerable | {tis not so pleasant. But I have been | here only about ten hours. Perhaps you till other kinds that Ih “They're raising a safe into the tenth story next door.” i and there are a lot of people M not had| down below who don't scem to reali a chance to jud; | that the safe side of the street is the Oh, no; not at all, not at all. I as- | directly opposite to the safe’s s —Chicago Record-Herald. Philadelphia Catholic Standard. | i ension relax unde 7 ‘action of the Original Abbott’s-An.|_ "Yew say you are thankful you have gortura Bitters. Label on bottle tells the Orig. | Cold inal—Abbott's. - * answered the optimist. cold is ‘one of the few ailments that Senator Grab—""A man called on me | doctor will undertake to cure nowadays this morning and offered me one thou- sand dollars for my vote on a certain sure, but I refused it. Political purist—" Bravo! You ought to have the approval of your conscience Senator Grab—' 3. on two and ston Post ington Star. A Georgia. man, who has gone to Vashington in. search of a government ¢s as his qualification: an not only write poctry and but there ‘ain't a government that can throw me!"—lWanta Con- Doctor—" 1 am s y in doubt as to Sftfution. whether yours is a constitutional disease or not.” Patient—" For heaven's sake, doctor, have I got to go to the pealing to the United dollars.’ ERR RD PDE supreme ODP court to find out whether it is or not?” —Kichmond Dispatch Packer's Tar Soap Cel eetas a taa aaah THE ABOVE IS THE TRADE-MARK WHICH FOR THREE HUNDRED YEARS HAS DISTINGUISHED Chartreuse -GREEN AND YELLOW — is pure, mild, invigorating and antiseptic. It soothes while cleansing, and for more than a quarter of a century has been The Standard For the Hair and Skin The Packer Mfg. Co., 81-83 Fulton St, New York. : Ghe Club Coc io THE LIQUEUR MADE BY THECAR- THUSIAN MONKS OF LA GRANDE CHARTREUSE, GRENOBLE, FRANCE. THE ‘SIGNATURE, L. GARNIER, APPEARS TWICE ‘ON THE LABEL OF EVERY BOTTLE. A GLASS OF THIS MOST DE- LICIOUS AND WHOLESOME COR- DIAL AFTER DINNER IS LIKE THE NECTAR OF THE GODS DE- SCRIBED BY HOMER AND MAY BE MORE EASILY OBTAINED. SRE A tails PRR PORTER RRO At frntctass Wine Merchants, Grocers,Motels,Cafts, Bitjer & Co., 45 Broadway, New Vork, N.V., Sole Agents for United States. Seed aati SH REN OTOH SHON OH HEN HOE Mrs. Rubba—"I wonder why that woman keeps watching me so?" Mir. Rubba—" Perhaps she's trying to d out why you are staring at her."— Philadelphia Press. Don’t be prejudiced against bottled cock- tails until you have tried the Club brand. No better ingredients can be bought than those used in their mixing. The older they grow the better they are, and will keep per- fectin any climate after being opened. You certainly appreciate an old bottle of Punch, Burgundy, Claret, Whiskey, or Brandy, why should you not an old bottle of Cocktail? Have you considered it? Seven kinds. All grocers and druggists keep them. & BRO, Sete Propraters Naw Youn, N.Y. ‘Loxpox aC TEPREN m Chestaut treet, Matrox, CONN. without a surgical operation.""—Wash- OER HOO: Bobby—" Papa, what docs ‘heredity . “that the daily study of /mean ?” | Fond parent —" It y le in some |something that gocs from parent to| plied th g child. Now, sce if you can give me an| that h cxamp! Bobb: mother."—Town and Country, Banks—"1 wouldn't marry the best woman in the world.” Binks—" You couldn't. She thirteen (Massachusetts) Fournal. me He— “Won't you give me just one “Well, just one: slow, if you plea: ing, you know.” “He is looking out for an opportunity,” means, Bobby, of him, 1 would infer pected it to pass the club win- '"—Chicago Post. omething that is hereditary.” from | —_—_—. sles.” I got “em On Buffet or Dining Cars Don't reckless bat emphasi married years ago."—Somerville order “a bottle of ale.” re fact that you mast have A BOTTLE of EVANS’ but it must be I'm in mourn- '—Philadelphia Press, Well, mum, the enough for ping-pon The Prudential JOHN F. DRYDEN re (THE PRUDENTIAL =f Qhas THe pik i STRENGTH OF / GIBRALTAR Offers one of the best in- vestments in the world, Life Insurance. Every good form of Policy from $100,000 to $15. Write for Information Dept. N The Prudential Insurance Company OF AMERICA Home Office President NEWARK, N. J. Clerk—"Well, I'm tired. 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