Judge — May 31, 1902 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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HAPPY JOHNNY BURNS. | “What sort of a ti Th: z a man in Sundy-school last | take out for this new play of mine Sundy, said ‘at he ve you tried it yet?” Wished we would all be good and grow N like Moses used to be; out a dog But I don’t care so much fer that as| license U Yonkers Statesman. others, mebby, does— I'd like to be like Johnny Burns, ‘c: he wears gallus-uz ase The Four Track News for May is out |and it is simply just the thing to make BE ida works of art, its pocms all are short and doer. me when I do | svcet, its book revi vs quite charm the Lwisht he Wore my waist and I could |heart and its statistics can't be beat; have his gallgs-uz while jokes as good as C. DePew's are | scattered through the Four Track News . chest man they! When up the N. ¥.C. you go to Sara WS almost the richest man they’ cova or to Rome, to Syracuse or Bul- ‘Cause we live in a big white house and | {40 or, when you, linger in your home Johnny he lives down | where Towser barks and kitty mews, oh Beside the failroad track—I wisht ‘at | font forget the Four Track News. |The iL Nved where: he dues, | Four Track News for May is finc, that’s ‘vs down there are} WhY around the land it whirls; it is a ©) thing that’s made to shine; it is a casket ; within our bosom joy it Good luck unto the Four Track And every time she what Johnn My paw ‘ soon byith A young cock saw a weathercock on Then mebby maw ‘d let_me be dressed | toP of the house and. thinking him a The oe Shnay wan. US") rival, began crowing fiercely, and he'd be Yienelly with se Ta] 5 If you, Keep on. making. a noise til oct igi Bi that," Said the old bird, “they'll wring “Ei Phicago Record-Herald. |Your neck for you oung cock looked thoughtful. ‘itmindand body: Abbott’s,| “Take example by me. I've got build up wasted tissue, | along and have been looked up to for and make new men| half a century by simply keeping my bill shut and turning saith the wind.” The moral is’ obvious.—Philadel phia North American. itters that benefit m and women, “Colonel,” said the reporter, * opinion of this wate ? he gentleman from Kentucky drew If up to his full height, but would | ay a word.—Indianapolés News ie shows tothe best ad 2 gale jost as well as in a calm, Tar Soapt is pure, mild, invigorating and antiseptic. It soothes while cleansing, and for more than a quarter of a century has been The Standard For the Hair and Skin _The Packer Mfg. 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My maw she never wants to let me play | Yo" leap and jump and shout and cara with Johnny, fer ¥ | cole,cavort and sing till on all care you She says his folks merunt and ain't | Put the screws and thank fate for ‘the | ome the style fer her, ane 10) our Track News. Its pictures all are nse will 1 have to| rate, every, * some one “Congratulate you on the fine recep» ester- airbanks, who r Why, "t seen weeks, your| tion which | heard you were honored | with out in India little _thing-thong | day remarked to Senato seems to affect me lately. Well, at any |has just returned from empty air, in nt are looking like a king: of spring fever. Yes, spring-sprong always affects me, es my head ring-rong.”” in thunder is the matter with | s old man—the way you've got to|him and compel him tc g? Nothing-thong,” a swinging movement of his arm throug! as his friend backed away | ment and alarm. you have become a great xcept fora slight) "That reminds me, “of an old but alv ing car a man w ‘and nobody’ el Finally it was d sta said Jinks, making | w awake. $ aroused So, after m Your snoring keeps devotee to the fashionable fad of table | tioned the disturber of racquet’ that gam he said wildly; y fling-flong and enjoy the banjo sing. song of the game of ping-pong at eve swing-swong, loid sphere is on the wing-wong—I know ’s the thing-thon Gently the kcepei led him away to his padded cell. th victim of the omnipres pong.—Baltimore Herald — | "Well, she's sdest wal get more prompt atteotion ant better service We heard you, Well, e tume y | “don't belie while the cellu- | ton Post. “T like to have first to M Hojac hat is her idea ent game of p to give cuchre followed -pong."—Detroit P idvertiements. | Di 's good story What's the trouble?" he a: the Republican olis. said the senator, Ina ‘as snoring. most in the car could Jed to awaken » quit. snoring or nuch difficulty, he d. in the everybod car awake and it has got to stop.” “How do you know I snored? ques: the pe: was the reply. said the man who snored, ver to go “Mrs. Geezer intends to have a number from the asylum | of literary said Mrs. Tenspot of literary eveh- a Ben-Hur pro- by a Longfellow ress 4, THE Ze PRUDENTIAL , finas mnt ff STRENGTH OF * GIBRALTAR Encircle Your Family with the protection of Life Insur- ance and thus leave them free and independent, giving them the benefits your own efforts now provide. ‘Write for Information, Dept. 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