Judge, 1902-04-19 · page 13 of 16
Judge — April 19, 1902 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising** rather than satirical content. The dominant feature is the Williams' Shaving Soap advertisement (top right), which presents a morality tale: a man suffering with an inferior soap substitute experiences agony while shaving, but finds redemption through Williams' brand, transforming his ordeal into "genuine pleasure." The small jokes scattered throughout are mild workplace humor unrelated to politics or satire. One involves a young doctor who naively believes patients will survive long enough for him to arrive; another concerns a man whose witticisms sound better when reporters polish them for print. The remaining content comprises standard period advertisements for home-building guides, cigars, whiskey, and patent medicines (including opium-based products, which were legal and commonly advertised then). **There is no political satire visible on this page.** It represents typical early 20th-century American magazine advertising and light humor, notable mainly for how freely it marketed products (like opium) now strictly regulated.
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| “Yes,"" said the old doctor, “you | should try to have your own carriage, by | all means. | Because when you want to| | get, to a patient quickly" — "Oh!" interrupted the young M.D., I don’t think any patient who sent for ‘ould be likely to die before I reached Pears was the first maker |* of sticks of soap for shaving. Sticks in 3 sizes; shaving cakes in 3 sizes. Pears* Soap established ove. 100 years, * SHAVING SOAP WILLIAM A TRUE STORY WITH A MORAL day a man was trying to shave He had been induced to buy one of the mb stitutes for Williams’ Shaving Soap, and was having an awful time—literally tearing his The lather was thin and watery, would not soften his beard, and dried as soon as applied to his face, It dolled his razor, and no amount of stropping made any difference His face smarted as if it had been scraped with a file A (ciend dropped in with a camera, and was so struck by his agonized ex: pression that he took his picture, and then remarked that he was an idiot to use poything but Williams’, Shaving Soip but he might recover before you got there."—Philadelphia Press. | 2 Say. Briscom, why don’t you listen ito Blodgett 's after-dinner remarks?” “Because I prefer to read them in! | the morning hey sound so much_ better reporters put them in shape and Plain Dealer. | HOT SPRINGS, N. C. In the “Land of the Sky.’ 1 in 24 hours from w York in Pullman drawing-room sleeping cars Southern Railway. V place where rest and recreation thappily combined. 1 AS IT LOOKS FROM THE SEAT pure and Taxurioas s which a favorable resort for | people secking h ation, Elegant | hotel, all modern improve For_particu- lon or address, New Vork offices, 271 | 85 Broadway. Alex. S. Thweatt, East- em Passenger Agent. $3.50 Complete Odometer For Horse Drawn Carriages and Automobiles. ning ihe €amera fend dropped "His friend had. procured Williams’ Shaving Soap meanwhile and was again, shaving himself Every. ng was changed’ The thick, cooling, refreshing lather made hit happy. This lather softened his beard His razor was sharp and keen, and shaving. instead of being ai “Bliffkins is always. talking about) how smart he is. Tt is his worst failing.” Not by a good deal.” | hat does he do worse than that?” alks about how smart his baby San Francisco Bulletin onizing operation, had become FOR p MEN OF BRAINS IGARS |-MADE AT KEY WEST— ‘These Cigars are manufactured under the most favorable climatic conditions and from the mildest blends of Havana to- bacco. If we had to pay the imported cigar tax our brands would cost double the money. Send for booklet and particulars. CORTEZ CIGAR CO., KEY WEST. a genuine pleasure, He vowed a great vow that nothing would ever again induce him to try a substitute for W Shaving Soap., A. glance at. the two faces conveys more than words There’s a Rich, Nutty Flavor to ‘You can't miss the moral. N= Dans ste ets tr Wan Sarng Sey om i he nr meh te mae pre iy & poot pedcy to economize on your shaving seup, but We apt to be a dangerous one Ba That you don't find in Whiskies of less renown, Bottled in Bond. yA. Overholt & Co. 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