Judge — April 12, 1902 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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DRAMATIZED ADVERTISEMENTS. nounced that a well-known series of advertise. jo be dramatized in the lorm of a comic opera.) | recently made such graceful ‘re dramatizing ads to-day— hey're dramatizing ads. Tr v'll dramatize most anything arner in the scads Self-raising Buckwheat Flour," nd “Smeliem’s Rare As vell as“ Blank's Reclining Chairs" — play to standing-room. Th y'Ilgive us“ Wotter's ere the villain's death, men will leave between the acts, ‘jo come with cloven breath sit beside the lad i nd tell her to be sure see the ballet dancers in Peerless Bunion Cure.” Cure for Drink,” o-dollar Shoes" will bring you to y will not fail. 9 not miss the funny Drawing Taught by Mail Rooms. for Rent,” 1 “Bargain Sale a cream of all the : s Condensed Milk.” 1 ‘twill be worth your while Muldoon’s Canned ‘Pork They're dramatizing ads to-day In half a hundred ways— And dramatize some plays dignificd-looking man a horse in North t the other evening, and while brushing off his clothes let forth a stream of abus You ought to hav ."" said a passer-by. “snot what mak , Straightening up. . of being run over t there are so many automobiles in town —Indianapolis the driver ar- What is your prefer- ; > much casicr to "Washington Star, *A Genuine Old Brandy made from Wine.” Medical Press (London), Amg., top MARTELL'S THREE STAR BRANDY aT ALL BARS and _and RESTAURANTS atotanes Tat Mp ey ALES Tht set hey said he owed nothing when he A little inquiry showed he had not ovi led for his chief creditors. his debt is best discharged through alife insurance policy PENN MUTUAL 91 3-5 Chestnut Philadelphi . Pa, KIPLINGIANA. (The list of British sports to. whi incomplete. The tollowing lines will [possibly] | serted in ature editions |The rubber-shod rough with a racquet: the ass on the asphalted path . |The half-witted hurler of hammers; the lubber that leaps at a lath The ruffian riding in red, and the gaby | in gaiters that shoots. |The fatuous flapper of flies, and the scoundrel with snakes in’ his boo The lout that loafs on the lin lingo of * ies’ and “the like. The blundering bent-backed bounder | that buckets along on a bike. The bare-legged boobies in boots. bent on becoming a “blue, ‘The crass-headed crocks playing croquet, the crapulous cad with a cue. The maniac mounted on motors that murder a man every mile |(And I think you will freely admit that | I've bettered my earlier style.) —Iesbninster Gazeite. each Mefore Retiring—Prevents Headache. Dr. Siegert’s Genuine Imported Angostura Bitters. BEATING ALL RECORDS. 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