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This page is primarily **advertising and administrative notices** rather than political satire. The small "Guide to Etiquette" column appears to be humorous filler—a mock-scientific piece listing fictional bacteria names (like "Bacillus Aerogenis Capoulatus") with absurd social instructions for greeting them politely. This is wordplay humor exploiting the era's fascination with newly-discovered microorganisms; the joke is treating invisible germs as visiting dignitaries requiring etiquette. The main content consists of: - Information about New York Central Railroad ticket bureaus - Various advertisements (Martell's Three Star Brandy, The Equitable Society insurance, Flexo Garter hosiery, etc.) - Notices for back issues of *Judge* magazine itself The "Easter rabbit" and "Welsh rabbit" references are brief commercial copy for beverages, not satire. There is no discernible political cartoon on this page—it's a typical turn-of-century magazine layout mixing editorial matter with paid advertising.

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A GUIDE TO ETIQUETTE. A PERENNIAL MASCOT. jensicTht sive erpilenan, wit be polis. even toa mi “The Easter rabbit," said the chafing ; : dish philosopher, “is said to bring luck, |When Bacillus Aerogenis Capoulatus pi PMs a apacilus eae wut I can dream more policy plays on Draw up an casy chair for him—insist | Welsh rabbit than on any other variety. hat hh : 77 INFORMATION | Bacillus Accidentalus Tetani, too—when = | he Vigorsus energy follows closely upon the Approaches you, be sure to greet him use of Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters BUREAUS OF THE |’ Peeatheanich isourteay: Get them from your druggist or grocer. Re- a es | And when you sce Spirillum Cholera,-be | fuse substitutes, NEW YORK CENTRAL LINES [He's of the Aviatice, and should be| : d that your boy lacks deter- treated right. id the ‘neighbor Sah, Ha oe : ‘here you Wrong him.” an- siemens artheN hen, there's Stapylococcus Pyogenes | swered Farmer Corntosse' never saw __ Each city ticket agent of the New Aurens, you s determined not to worl York Central, Boston & Albany, Michi- Should meet him with a bow and smile, Josh is.""—IWashington Star. gan Central, Lake Shore, Big Four, ' ang, Pleasant ittsburg & Lake Erie, and Lake Erie acillus Liquefaciens Communis. greet ; - ns burg «1 aks Ee and Lake Ene |. the same, Bree" 4a Genuine Old Brandy made from Wine.” ‘ stern Railroads in the cities o| And do not murmur anxiously, “1 did NewYork, Brooklyn, Boston, Worcester, not catch the name < pringfield, Albany, Utica, Montreal, | The name is not so catching as the gay | Falls, Detroit, Cleveland, Columbus, Ra lt a you see Indianapolis, Cincinnati, Louisville, } St. Louis, Chicago, Denver, San Fran- And, oh, when Pigmetop! s asks that THREE STAR cisco, Portland, Los Angeles, and uu bare your head, z | Be very sure to do it, of he'll take your an information bureau i . ‘ hair instea where desired information regarding | Micrococcus Militensis should be met with rates, time of trains, character of | a salute, resorts, hotel accommodations, and a | Or he'll order his battalions at your cor- AT ALL BARS and RESTAURANTS. thousand and one other things the Irs Hesitae Arsene : To Bacillus Argentio Phosphorescens be intending traveler wants to know, polite, will be freely given to all callers. And he'll maybe turn his rays on when THE the gas goes out at night —AMedical Press (Londen), Aug. Boy rn pace tana If B. Prodigiosus comes to make an even- copy of "Four Track Series” ing Sammet Resorts," wil be sent free, postpaid, to. an ing call ii onl aidress on receipt of a two-cent stamp, by George Liptothrix Gigantea may be waiting in | Daniels, General Passenger Agent,, New Vork Central the hall, & HodSon River Railrond, Grand Central Station, New ask them’ in and brew them tea—the rt, to lure them to an im-) polite retort | And never close your door until the final J.WALEXANDER J.H.HYDE —Baltimore American PRESIDENT VICE PRESIDENT BACK ISSUES OF JJDGE WANTED. Any person wishing w purchase a strictly = Js tltowing back iswes of Juoce are wanted by the | first-class piano is advised to visit the salesroom | 1 ork Central has just issued an we irate ct ie tees coat eles of Somer & Co, Sohmer Building, 170 Fifth itled + Fifteen Hunded 3 68, year 188, oh y , ‘The folder in year ibis mi R he folder is | jo. 172, year 1685. He—" When we get better acquainted ted with the American and G is er iB I shall call you by your first name.” | Which surround a fine portrait of the Prince, yea roo |" She—"an ‘ight. And I hope our he folder also includes a portrait of the Kaiser, quaintance will reach the point where |e Imperial Vacht Hohenzollern friends can call me by your last | {res of the i : visi PEOPLE ! Chicago N including West Niagara Falls, 4 latter so solidl; army of plumbers to thaw out and motion, A picture of Washington's . sword, brought to him a message from This is about the number Frederick the Great. There is also a picture hat will die thi he of the Kaiser's yacht Meteor, and the } that will die this year in the | York Central’s West Point, which is the fastest 3 atec ferry-boat in New York harbor. There is also United States. | Jable reading matter, PF ’ y wall. Besides all these It is not probable that you'll Gives you the sort of garter- Given zou the sort of garter. Bi ‘The many people whose business eng | be one of them, but its possrble: Fiat clespe couldn't accompa p | Retall Price 2S¢ per Pair [| Prince on his travels over the New Vork Had you not better provide Drop & postal for eur new fy | tral m: just what they missed by pe on 9 weet” Pt ing at home. Thove with lively against the possibility ? w imaginations may make the trip over and over ' : The Order of in their minds if they will bat provide them. Whilst doing so,you can pro- the Garter’ selves with a cupy of this beautifully gotten up 4 pai pcbuiched! Fail | Prince uvenir. Address Geo. H. vide for your own old age — pirtere and oss Station, Forty-second By means of an Endowment Policy Send for Particula Elsie—" Melville says he thinks pla- tonic friendship is the thing, and that he will never marry Maud: sed to know a fellow who} said that. too." Elsie” Where is he now?”" THE EQUITABLE SOCIETY, Dept. No. 25 Maud—" Upstairs playing with baby.” 120 Broadway, New York. fas oe —Tit-Bits, 4025 BLOUSE WAIST. 0 IL S M E LTER MINE S Please send me information regard- 327040 BUST. Dividend. Paying Mining, Oil and Smelter Stocks, . ST. Listed ai Our Specialty. Pv RIDER AGENTS WANTED ing an Endowment for $_ any address & the United States DOUGLAS, LACEY & co t if issued to a man______ years of age. tor 40 cents (foreym, 15 cents). . = a 2 eens AEE Bankers and Brokers, Fiscal Agents, mA 1902, MODELS, Suite sie wanted and write address plainly. Members N. ¥. Consolidated Stock Exchange. ——- 66 BROADWAY & 17 NEW ST., NEW YORK SMART STYLES Booklets giving our sucesfl plan fr “4 ‘ i VAL, sna Kida. Name the farge Interest 804 profits of lesttimace re 132 E. 23D STREET : NEW YORK land smelter investments, sub. blanks - lars, etc, seat tree oa application. comicbooks.com