Judge — March 8, 1902 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE TROLLEY IN THE HOLY LAND. npany has been formed at Cleveland to fiey roads in the Orient. Lines are now tion through the Holy Land, and it is to build others from Cairo'to Mount and Mecca, with branches extending to Skus, so that hereatter the followers of et may travel by rail in making their pilgrimagesto the prophet's tomb. A net Sina. Dam Mab anne projee The And edn News Dispatch. trolley shores of Galilee, ss that used to amble through those districts, where is he? the sacred hills they hurry, going down to Jerichc, ag ‘kerchiefs from’ the cars or play- ing euchre as they go. n Jerusalem to Joppa, once ‘and tedious téip, travel now by trolley, novels as they zipp. gh the lands where where he smote things with his rod And received for Israel's children sacred messages from God, They will string the copper wire and put down the flattened ties, While the camel and the donk watch through sleepy And anon the cai cus and Will go whizzing down to Mece ing things along the trac! Orr Wavi Fro People a long reading Thro Moses tarried, y rest and Where they once went down to Egypt out | of sacred Palestine They will bridge the crooked wadys and | equip the trolley line Up along the highway trav Good Samaritan They will keep the trolley humming from Beersheba unto Dan; And where Joseph once trudged s and with Weary, aching fe The gay tourist'll fit, folling with his heels upon a seat Jed by the They will substitu old-time cai With its picturesque attachments, just as quickly as they can; Then the ass and cke the down to rest serene While the yellow cars go rumbling over many a storied scene, the unwashed Moslem down “s sandy shor the prophet’s tomb and get him home in time to do the chores. trolley for the mel may lie If there still are bulls of Bashan browsing ‘on the hills, some da They may hoist their tails and bellow as the cars whiz out that wa: Down along the ancient highways lead- ing from Jerusalem The natives hear the rattle of the cars and shy at them Oh, the trolley poles are standing where the Jordan gently flows, And the tourist zipps through Hebron, smoking stogies as he goes. —=Chicago Record-Herald Packer’s Tar Soap is pure, mild, invigorating and antiseptic. 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