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This page is primarily **advertisements and financial statements**, not political satire or comics. The main content features: 1. **Product ads**: Maryland Club Whiskey, Crawford Shoes, Kodak cameras, Great Western Champagne, and Normal Nerve Tablets (a hangover cure) 2. **A financial statement** for the Equitable Life Assurance Society, presenting impressive 1901 figures ($1.1+ billion in outstanding assurance, $331 million in assets) 3. **Two brief comic dialogues**: - An exchange where one character boasts of obscure knowledge (parabolas, Mason-Dixon line, tree directions) while the other admits ignorance - A theater joke about a carpenter filing a saw during a villain's "teeth-gnashing" scene The dialogues are light humor with no political content—simply playing on pretentious knowledge and theatrical mishaps. The page reflects early 1900s consumer culture and life insurance industry confidence.

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Whiskey IT TASTES OLD BECAUSE ITIS OLD. CAHN, BELT & CO., BALTIMORE, MD. GROWTH OF EQUITABLE LIFE. Tbe Equitable Life Assurance Society's annual eatement for ita business of 1901 is published to- day. Iti well worth close study. as it shows the remarkable position attained by this. the youngest the threo” giants” The Society ends its forty- ‘econd year with this report, and has accumulated me outstanding assurance of $1,179,- sscts of $31,039,720, of which the | is $71,129,082. “The annual income is | $64374,606 and the payments to policy holders 4.621. Included in thie last amount are $15,564,651 paid for death claims, and dividends to policy holders, amounting to $3,742. 520. In all of these items. the amounts are much larger than the corresponding amounts of a year previous, and show a satisfactory state of affairs for all concerned {scumm—" You, don't care much for society, do you?” Crabbe—" No. +Society is nothing but a ridiculous school where nobody is taught to try to be somebody." —Phila- de Press. VODA VOTO HONEST FLAVOR snd perfect purtty are roan Po | what you're talking “Do you kno what a parabolais ah aD “Glad to hear it. Do you know why Mason and Dixon's line is so called?" : n't the slightest idea.” “| have.” “Good for you. If you were lost in a forest could you tell by looking’ at the tre» which’ di- rection is north?” could.” “You have me beat. Have you any idea of the’ rel- ative accountability of the will and the understanding?” “Don't know about.’ Ido.” | “Allright. Have} you ever noticed Shoe FOR MEN AND WOMEN, - $3.50 ‘Why not purchase shoes which are guaranteed to give satisfaction? Weite for handsomely illustrated catalogue. The Crawford Shoe Makers, ‘Matt Order Deft, Room 14. 140 Duane Street, New York. stones: Falton and Nassau Streets, New Vorx. {3s Broadway, New York, St West 230 Street, New York. 155 West 129th. trect, New Vork 433 Falton Street, Brook yn, NV. $2 Summer Serect, Hoston, 16 Tremont Seri Bonin, Mass. mmeylvania Avenue, Washington, D. 223 Ease Waltimore Street, Baltimore, Md: AFTER A NIGHT OUT. NORMAL NERVE TABLETS are a positive anti- dote for the inevitable collapse resulting from over-in- “Good for you. | Do you know what led ‘to the. Thirty Years’ War?” | dulgence in Intoxkcants, too close application to Buss. nest og any mental or Physical strain Curw Headache, allay Nausea, steady the Nerves restore Bram Power, and quickly dispel afl unpleasant effects caused by diss ation or Excess Bont safer when you cay ary Felt in Your vest-pocket. Price, soc, pet bos, by mail ‘Address Normal Drag Co., Box jee, South Head, Tod. “No: I gotten that. "Tha e for- ne “That's lucky. Do you know the difference between the dialect of southern Illinois and that of Juniata county, Pa?” understand French?" fortun- ate. Do you know anything about gaye hie jothing at all.”” know all about Glad to hear it. Ever been crossed in ee Never.” “T have.” “Good! Let's collaborate on a Tribune. people can be thing. —Atchison (Kian.) Globe. novel.’'—Chicago Kodak Progress Competition 1$4,000.%2 IN PRIZES for the best work with Kodak and Brownie Cameras. $2,000.00 Cash and $2,000.00 in Kodak Prizes. Circulars giving all the details may be had of any Kodak dealer or will be sent free by mail. EASTMAN KODAK CO, - Roch N.Y. “I don’t mind filing this new saw while lyou are on the stage,” be tage carpenter, “but I would like to know what the’noise represents? - sents me gnashing my. tec! the heavy villian, scornful from behind the wings.—Ohio State Fournal GREAT WESTERN CHAMPAGNE dium of theend of the fermenting process. Iuother words, tis""French aver ts made, "the American Hence the larity of + Great Western,"’ the gold medal winner at the Paris Expo sition. PLEASANT VAL- LEY WINE CO., Sole Makers, Rheims. NY. Sold by all Respectable Wine Dealers. pu $ $ BSa ne 2aae 2o2cce tees 238] 8 CRLDA 2008 00000008 THE WORLD IS ALWAYS READY FOR A GOOD THING. es oying * there is nothing new under the sun” ia sways true, as shown by the Fecent decision of the ‘jut gun savanog the Sete Grp pa ose Supporters. fusge Core says “ihe ows that the Velvet Grip clasp wes the fi “sy succeanfal and operative supporter ever made Outstanding Assurance, Dec. 31st 1901 “STRONGEST IN THE WORLD” THE EQUITABLE LIFE ASSURANCE SOCIETY OF THE UNITED STATES. New Assurance Issued in 1901. Incom € in Ig0l.. Assets December 31, 1901... Assurance Fund and all other Liabilitie Surplus Paid Policyholders in 1901... | $1,179,276,725.00 245,912,087.00 64,374,605.94 331,039,720.34 259,910,678.28 71,129,042.06 27,714,621.42 JAMES W. ALEXANDER, Presivew JAMES H. HYDE, Vice-Presivent. comicbooks.com