Judge, 1902-03-01 · page 16 of 20
Judge — March 1, 1902 — page 16: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains primarily **advertisements and brief joke columns** rather than political cartoons. The main satirical content includes short humorous anecdotes: 1. **"Right in It"** depicts a newly arrived gentleman seeking opera etiquette advice—the joke being that the gentleman is told to purchase opera glasses at Meyrowitz's, a commercial plug. 2. Several **short joke exchanges** about marriage and relationships, typical of period humor (e.g., "Why did you murder your wife?" about doylies under finger-bowls—satirizing overly refined domestic expectations). The page is **dominated by period advertisements**: Gold Seal Champagne, Prudential Insurance ("has the strength of Gibraltar"), White Rose Glycerine Soap, Opium, and various other products common to early 20th-century magazines. The **"Variable" column** appears to be miscellaneous observations and poetry snippets about current events and society. Rather than biting political satire, this represents the **lighter, consumer-oriented humor** Judge used alongside heavy advertising to fill pages.
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