Judge, 1902-02-08 · page 19 of 20
Judge — February 8, 1902 — page 19: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. It contains a mix of commercial advertisements from the early 20th century, framed around a promotional article about New York Central Railroad's luxury train accommodations and Grand Central Station. The upper section features a **railroad advertisement** claiming trains offer hotel-like comforts. A Kansas congressman is quoted praising Grand Central Station as "a Central Center"—a mild joke playing on the word "central." The remainder consists of **product advertisements** for period goods: Pears' soap, California train routes, coffee, Beeman's chewing gum, blood poison remedies, blank books, cigars, and a newspaper clipping service. The small conversational snippets scattered throughout are light humor about everyday situations—a man complaining about a talkative woman, observations about romance and etiquette—typical filler content for magazines of this era. There are no political cartoons or significant satire on this particular page.
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A copy of No. 5 * Four-Track $ two-cent stamp by George H. HOTELS AND CLUBS are essentiai to the happiness of mankind. The through trains of the New York Central Lines are equipped so as to furnish practically the same accommodations as a first-class hotel or club. The private room, the dining-car, the smoking-car, the library, and the observation room all appeal to the best travelers in America. When a train arrives in New York it lands the passenger in the geo- graphical center of the first city of the world. The passenger also finds himself within a few minutes of more than 70 hotels and more than 60 clubs. Grand Central Station, the metropolitan terminus of the New York Central Lines, is in the center of the residence, hotel, club and theatre district. As a Kansas congressman expressed it, “The New York Central’s Grand Central Station is a Central Center.” FASTEST TIME ACROSS THE CONTINENT. Tur Oventann Listen leaves Chicago $00 p.m. daily and arrives San Francisco Sis p.m third day. Tug Pacific Ex- Fars leaves Chicago 10.09 a. m. daily and arrives San Francisco 4.1 p.m. thie ‘Thr CALIFORNIA Express leaves Chicago p.m, daily and arrives San Francisco fourth day. Unrivaled scenery 3) ion lexurous fervice is CHICAGO & NORTH-WESTERN, UNION PACIFIC AND SOUTHERN PACIFIC RAILWAYS, All meals in dining cars. Best of every Personally conducted excursions ‘uesday and Thursday. Al agents ell tekets via this route. e, and their popular uprisin nts of the seats) you would never look for it to begin ina strect-car."— Richmond Dit~ patch. Mr, Lothario—'* Who was that girl you just, rings “Let Blig with the mufller. jell me you are glad nt exactly glad ; myself, and it was a great comfort to meet some fone who couldn't talk loud cnough to tell me what to do for it. AIL T had to do was to stand three feet away and he was powerless."—MWash= ‘ington Star. BRST ana MOST ECONOMICAL. SOC, COFFEECROWS: ind equires Only TWO- ULES she recuigr quan fity,_Always peeked feb Sele aue alters Good Coffees 12¢. and es “Good Teas ys and go: For special terms address ROMEIKE’S [rcp Covet, Seth ser clippings which may appear about you, your friends, of apy, sabe on hich, You, wat tebe up to ry, newspaper and periodical of importance in the | Unica Seavtg bed Barope b seared 'Y Romane, 130 Filth Ave. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS, PAPER WAREHOUSE, Nos. $3 and $6 Bleecker Street, Branch Warehouse, 2) Heekman Street, New York. [ALLEUNDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDEE. Juvce’s Linrany is full of pure fan. No politics. 100. + America's Winter Resorts,” assenger Agent, but [have one | will be sent free on receipt of a ation, New York. All sorts of people use it, all sorts of stores sell the famous English complexion Established 1789. Sold all over the world. soap. CHEW... Beeman’s THE ORIGINAL Pensin Gum + Cores ladiestion and 688. re." JaL ION Mea Wa tharell bee, Fel Ge akg soon, and it’s so much more becoming to me."— Philadelphia Press. et Iwill gladly tnform YSELF CURED tree sauicced ts SRURUG ANON, cat severing RS. MARY J. TOU PO, Bor ifs, Chicago T sent free._ Rea Con Depts ig BLANK BOOKS cosasescorserer FINDLER & WIBEL, 121 Nassau Street, New York. OT an ordinary suspender PRESIDENT Seeded pis of ts on, cca ‘ Cortez NEARS Tor 5 Ci BRAINS “MADE AT KEY WEST.— ‘These Cigars are manufactured under the most favorable climatic conditions and from the mildest blends of Havana to- bacco. If we had to pay the imported cigar tax our brands would cost double the money. Send for booklet and particulars, CORTEZ CIGAR CO., KEY WEST. OLOOGD L) POISON Primary. Secondary or Tertiary Blood Poiton Permaneatly Cured. Yon ean be treated at home 0 Bore ? need Sivatas 1% any part of the hay. iiairor Kyebrows faillng out, COOK REMEDY CO. 1680 Masonte Temple, Chieazo, IIL, for proote of eu Capital, #40,00 We solicit ihe most oletinate cases. ‘We have cured the worst cases ta 1510.35 days. 100-page All kinds kept in stock | Book’ You will get more prompt attention and better service by mentioning Juoce when answering advertisements. comicbooks.com