Judge — February 8, 1902 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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SPENDING A MILLION. , is this here the novel you advised ’E starts things 'ummin’ every time, *F I had a million dollars, cad?" said the cabman to the lil dirty y wrote a ‘Though reason and poetic fire | All in a chunk, you know, “Ves,” replied the librarian; ‘that’s the | testimonial fer a maker onct an’ promised May both be absent from "is rhyme. I'd stick right to the fellers ae “to use no udder A thousand plunks er $0, js Well," said ‘ou can just Houskeep— Well, why do you not use We know ‘is stuff is bum—'e knows | a pane SVG bask Thoeev alive ieople 2 : Tra tetieriy tacs the sanselas' 4s ¢ An’ then give paw a thousand, it back. There's nine people in ‘th Rudyard's gors So's he won't have to work. first four chapters who hired cabs. anid ea Walker —* Because, ¥ m, dat firm Still, anything of Rudya ‘Aan buvig coedsaine ane et "em, when he got out, ‘flung his purse to the failed jist after de civil war."—Cathotie Stand. Because it's Kipling’s—lucky cuss! You kids go cles driver.’ Now, when I want that sort of litera- ard and Tim —Chicage Record. Herald, hiss sail furs lil go to ful Vere and geieipurer | een *F [had a million dollars Exchan; = ee ‘ Gul Medal at Pan-American Expostion— i Se es ss ime bc. | Al ge eS a a gostura Bitters, Me wi es 1¢ name of Sohmer & Co. upon a piano is ° e eee Cee Ses ways Mixed Ni ? ‘ked softly. gs Atal ay, to, be “Is it true," asked the investigating gentle- We have done every-\¥ T'd give you kids this minute ye she replied, Piaealics stack (5 cae, man of the saloonist, “that you pat so much (en thing but the drinking. pgraphy,"" he explained, + the neg. | . salt on the free lunch in order to induce thirst jeveloped in the dark-room, while in *F [had a million dollars in your patron THE CLVB | COCKTAILS | Manhattan, Holland Gin, Martini, Tom Gin, N Whiskey, Vermouth, © York. & These cocktails ares} made of absolutely § S pp that is where the affirmative is devel 1. We'd start right where we are An’ take a trip to Yurrup, suddenly communi She blushed, but made no answei All in a priva to preserve it. “Let us," he suggested, “proceed to devel An’ ride past «Sissy Jones And he pointed out some sandwiches and affirmative.” An’ wouldn't he be sore Jcheese that had decorated the table for two no objections it was so ordered. Hey, Jimmy! that ain't his'n— | years without losing their pristine beauty.— "ost. You promised me the core! Baltimore American. —Indvanapolis Sun. id the saloonist. growing we. We put salt on it « Cough Syrup will cure cron; “ough, No danger tothe child whes the medicine is used in time. Mothers, always | When you use bitters sce that the label says E bottle on hand. “Abbott's.” There is but one best— Abbott's, A BOTTL the Original Angostura Bitters. At druggists? ’ Mrs. Pastel “1 was talking with your | and grocers’. of EVANS neightor, Erkman, in connection with a mat- a= sa ALE ter in the line of your calling, and you will be | Judg her hus- ‘ ‘ Q N SY y pure and well matured liquors. They are of § a far more uniform § quality and morey thoroughly mixed than Ny | those prepared in ay moment as wanted, Connoisseurs agree that of twol} cocktails made of the same materials @ Canguet o “fueme Sand proportions, the one which is Cocktails CBRediust fge—* Your only complaint 3 | woman is that she threw a brick 3 band?" Complainant —\\Well, yes." Judge—** Then what business is that of yours? | With acut of icast beef She didn’t throw it at you." ctatendet chop mates i when I tell you how he spoke of “Mr. Pastel—“N Mrs. Pastel—“W ed? What did he sa: he called you a noisseur. Johnnie (rising from a corner where he had nobserved and muttering as he move toward the door)}—" That settles it. 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