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This page from Judge magazine is primarily **advertisements and light humor**, not political cartoons. The main content includes: **Poetry/Commentary**: "The Great Unsatisfied" celebrates ambitious, restless people who drive progress—a common early-20th-century theme valorizing entrepreneurial ambition and discontent with the status quo. **Humorous Vignettes**: Brief dialogue pieces satirizing everyday life—a worried mother, a man hiding from creditors, a poor woman admiring fine clothes. These target human vanity and social pretension with gentle mockery. **Advertisements**: The page heavily features ads for products (Packer's Tar Soap, Evans' Ale, Sohmer Pianos, Lifebuoy Soap, Ed Pinaud's hair products) typical of Judge's revenue model. **Notable**: A small item jokes about engraving a girl's name inside an engagement ring—likely satirizing premature romantic presumption. The page reflects Judge's dual function: satirical magazine mixed with commercial advertising. The humor is domestic and social rather than political—aimed at middle-class readers concerned with propriety, commerce, and personal relationships.

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THE GREAT UNSATISFIED. ‘The men who are not satisfied Are they who set the pace— ‘The men who do not meet defeat With calm, contented face ; The men who labor on and on skilled— They are the great unsatisfied Who plan and fight and build. | Fhe men who are not satisfi | “They are the ones who lead ; They force humanity ahead trident word and deed. ng us out of bygone ways 5 guide us through the dark Yo where some man, unsatisfied, Has set a shining mark, he men who are not satisfied — gird the world with wires ; {tthe land with rails of steel And pierce the air with spires They’ loose the leash of sweet content With which mankind is tied. pay the debt we owe cd. altimore American, Don't be sorry, mo'ners, we'n de sun don't! ¢ shine ; zI° is full er trouble en compl: dey is a blossom what's le vin De storm. is blowin’ over en de weather's | lookin’ fines En de fiel’s will all smell sweeter fer de in’; growin’ —AUanta Constitution. Gold Medal at Pai Dr. Siegert’s Imported a Bilters, [tell you, the man who first writes a ory pha ally for amateur production will ney.” y essential for such a Why, all the feminine parts must be hero- —Chicago Post. “A good dog is the best friend a man can remarked the tobacconist to the wooden “When you get sick he doesn’t tell nd when you get well he "ttell you how much worse he had the Syracuse Herald. Packer’s Tar Soap is pure, mild, invigorating and antiseptic. It soothes while cleansing, and for more than a quarter of a century has been The Standard have, Indian. For the Hair and Skinj | _The Packer Mfg, Con 81-83 Fulton St, New York, (@ EDPINAUDS) Festayes ant mk Leg? Aces THE 3 a FROM DANDR! Airs. Goodsole— Why, Johnny, are you just | going home, now? Your mother’s been look- | ing for you all afternoon.” Joknny—Ves'm, T know." ‘Mrs. Goodsole—*Just think how worried she must be.” Joknny—“Oh, she's worryin’. I'm just beg deiphia Press. ear the ain’ min Jot her —Phila- A good drink is better when you add Ab. bott’s, the Original Angostura Biiters. Drug- gists! and grocers’. “Were there any pretty dresses in the ‘The poor deserted wife who had | sewing for a living suflered agonies ina lovely white silk gown with chiffon rufle and a dream of a pearl-colored plush opera with white fur.” —Philadelphia Evening Bulietin. Mr. Clubman—«1 see by the papers that a poor young man, who lost both his legs whi saving the life of a beautiful heiress at a ra way crossing. is to marry the girl. Sh missed all suitors and oflcred herself Mrs. girl. nights, any w ‘ork Weekly. oncs—* How on carth does Blufiem man. t credit for his clothes at that swell yund out that he lived Jones— But how docs he manage to carry it‘off with the hotel people?" Bri T suppose they judge him by his A BOTTLE of EVANS’ ALE Grief cannot find us— Whistle it down ; Trouble 's behind us An’ joy 's come to town. AS IT LOOKS Complete Odometer Ieis reliable showing nerals. Our book, mation, FREE. la'or wheel VEEDER MFG. CO., 17 St., HARTFORD, Coa Odometers, Cyclometers, Couaters, and Fine Casitogs, ures ot deieig by R plan nu THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, Sth Ave., cor. 22d St. ‘You will get more prompt attention a by mentioning JuDce when answering advertisements. | a visit to Ohio, and on bis journey out there he Clinton Zimmerman has just returned from) Kobbins—«T thi Wyld —« What? Robbins —** Having the girl's name engraved inside the engagement ring.” — Town and Country. Mack will regret it. went into a little railway-station to have din-| ner. At the end of his order he said, | “Bring me a demitasse, also.” er stared, What's that?" he That is a fine collection of port ncestors that Miss Newrich has. Sce | did she get them Demitasse means Ata rumm opolis News. “1 ain't We don't . s of her “A small cup of coffee,” Mr. Zimmerman Wherever explained ; **a small cup of black coffee. s good coffee, please. half a cup.” wan!” said the wai sale, Lam told."—Jndian- no is an instrument that is y parlor. “What is your vocation — ean what do you do for a living 2” y T understands yer T does for a livin’ is, me wife Baltimore Jewish Comment, 1 geat." said one citizen of a South Amer public. “Oh, yes." replied the other, The gov- jerning power is sure to be deposed sooner or later, and my turn is sure enjoying myself on the theory that anticipation ‘is better than reali Washington Star. Ur. Konsect- Texpect to be famous some be use Tam industrious.” Trocedles—So do 1, but 1 don’t base | +1 don't see how ‘money makes the man"; imy claim on being industrious.” do you?" ‘ Mr, Konsect—**On what, then, pray?” | ell, no; and T don’t see how some men Mr, Trocedles—*Vwas born ina log-house.”" | make their ‘money, either." — Philadelphia Ohio State Journal, | Bulletin. ‘ “A HOUSEHOLD NECESSITY” “We consider Lifebuoy Soap a house- hold necessity and would not be wi out ite” sex AL Pannuars, Spring! | | {THE FRIEND OF HEALTH" SENT FREE IF YOU WILL ONLY MENTION JUDGE. A MOST VALUABLE AND INTERESTING BOOKLET. SEND FOR IT NOW. POSTAL WILL DO. Carton containing two cakes of Lifebuoy Suap sent by mail, postage paid, on receipt of 10 cents, stamps or coin, if your dealer does not sell it. 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