Judge, 1902-01-18 · page 11 of 16
Judge — January 18, 1902 — page 11: what you’re looking at
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This page is **primarily advertisements** interspersed with short humorous anecdotes—typical of Judge magazine's format. The content lacks a dominant political cartoon. The humor pieces are brief, domestic jokes: a barber falling asleep while cutting hair, a child swallowing a penny, social climbing via "exclusive sets," and various puns about German language and song (referencing a "Saengerfest," a German-American singing festival). The **"That German Prize Song"** section appears to mock attempts at German poetry, playing on the difficulty of the language for English speakers—reflecting turn-of-the-century American attitudes toward German immigrants. The advertisements—Packer's Tar Soap, Lifebuoy Soap, Hunter Baltimore Rye whiskey, Sohmer Pianos, and Arnold Constable—represent typical consumer products of the era, suggesting this page addresses a middle-to-upper-class readership. **No clear political satire is visible.** This is primarily a mixed-content page of consumer advertising and light domestic humor.
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Helen,” ‘Tin the next room, ‘send as swallowed a p voked up imploringly he interposed ; “send for d the mother. any Chicagoan | nin surpri to please,” he replied, “and we ha cosmopolitan population to suit.” Post. sighed the “That's all right,"” assured her husband 5 + we have enough to enter the exclusive set.” “other the exclusive set! I want a few traits to hide those grease spots on the aper."—Chicago News. Packer’s Tar Soap is pure, mild, invigorating and antiseptic. It soothes while cleansing, and for more than a quarter of a century has been The Standard For the Hair and Skin ‘The Packer Mfg. Co. 81-83 Fulton St, New York. Fatseaves mnt nilR |p '? tees In SO. ‘ f Spurl ty Up ; “!ROM DAN THAT GERMAN PRIZE SONG. The Saengerfest association will pay two dollars and | displays GAY conte ter toe for the prog see to be wong or the | mecting in Halimore next year) Hier kommen, Pegasus of Thy gentle rider wait He fain Would write some poetry. Press. That bristles with ++ wie gehts.” Two-fifty is the price per line— ou carve, Mr. Cleaver ‘A goodly price “twill be Oh, that I knew the German tongue Beyond mere + spre muse table, thank you, let Mr. Hackett. Philadelphia Bulletin, boarder ; Nine muses would not help me out cutter.” In this sad plight of mine ; - For + hassenpfeffe i 7 ; iige Weak As truly as does Abhane parts forc the Ori Could 1 but work in + and Or make the ++ Rheinj But, igor. Percy threw me «In what way 2” Why, I'm atten younger than she is. Little Johunie— th’ winter, don't they ? Parent-—** Naw, they mer; they kin git all th’ w north." Ohio State Journal. But with it Pam *+ausgespielt, And of it “Ich nichts weis: Ach, himmel! Let me go to school Airs. B opera last night. | Ars. Blount—+ Caramels, weren't thi saw you in the gallery eating somethi Richmond Dispatch, ‘man bard. Baltimore American, Ae bad & bow je— By the way, auntie, I never hear Why, don't you sce, he's wearing a high hat with his. strait - jacket.” — Philadelphia asked the she set the turkey on the board- | * replied the facetious | He's a stone- | 0 are but strong men's followers. nal Angostura Bitters, im- “I've made Pauline sorry that she | ¢ now toa girl —Detroit Free Ww, crows go south fer south for th’ sum- ter they want up aster—** Henry and T attended the ay anything about your age.”” Aunt Martha—* No, Carrie, 1 don't think you ever have. If 1 told people I was younger than Tam, they would think Iwas fibbing ; if y y would turn “up sex and declare T was merely brag- '—Boston Transcript. “Te seems to be q lombia,” said the he ded the snake editor, revolution is over, and the win hasn't begun ye graph, jet_again down in oth ef revolution — Pittsburg Chronicle. Telew a Baltimore Rye When you feel vaguely that something is wanting to complete your happin just order A BOTTLE of EVANS’ ALE It surrounds you with an atmosphere of good will and brings good cheer and contentment. Any Dealer Anywhere. The perfect type of the purest whiskey, claims this: ‘The test is taste, and a taste con- vinces that it is Pure, Old, Mellow Batimore Rye WH LANAHANG SON BALTIMORE It is the American Gentleman's Whiskey Sold at all first-class cafés vd by jobbers, WM. LANAHAN, SON, Balumore, Md. THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS. Constable K3Co, PIANOS | Sohmer Building, Sth Ave., cor. 2d St. ‘Only Salesroom tn Creaver New York. any Rooms or Halls. pn and Domestic Carpets and Carpetings in pew and original designs and colorings. Mounted Skins. Upholstery. Recadooay Ks 19th &. Fore ow 's the matter w prostration picked up a pape read ab most lovely bargains that you ever heard She went wild over it. But just as she was rushing for her hat and cloak she happened to turn over the paper, and then she saw that it was an outof-town’ sheet !"—Cleveland Plain h Mrs. Bimler? peor dear! She at some of the Dealer. WEW YoRK. wish T could remember what Lobelia told me to order when Tcame down town this mom ing,” said Mr. MeSwatt. «It was cither atea set or a settee, but which one of the two it was Tean't call to mind to save my life.” tions of Mrs. Minnie E. Lee. The salerooms are now in the Sohmer Build- ing, 170 Fifth avenue, New York city, where the Sohmer company can always be found fore most in the ranks of progress, liberal and trust= worthy in all their de Maude— Why didn't you scream when he kissed you ? Millicent —""1 couldn't just then, and after it was all over what was the use?"— Ohio State Journal. 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