Judge, 1901-12-28 · page 7 of 49
Judge — December 28, 1901 — page 7: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and subscription offers**, not political satire. The dominant content features W.H. Moore's magazine bundle deals—selling multiple periodicals (Leslie's Weekly, Success, Cosmopolitan, etc.) at discounted rates. The small **cartoon** titled "She Wanted Variety" depicts a domestic scene where a woman asks her husband to "bring a wife one" because "We've got to have variety." It's mild social humor about marriage monotony—not political commentary. Below are advertisements for Noven Rye whiskey, a railroad route to California, and a poem about a leaky kitchen faucet (nostalgic humor). **No identifiable political figures or events appear.** The page represents typical early-1900s magazine advertising, with lightweight domestic humor and product pitches rather than the sharp political satire Judge magazine was known for elsewhere.
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Mf. ay Stare Sr. New Youe How dear to my heart was the brass kitchei faucet, The fizzing and spluttering faucet, whereat I would fill up'a dipper and carclessly toss it With very delightful results at the cat. "Twas there I would go when in summer T thirsted I up that dipper and take a long drink ‘Twas there in the winter the water- pipe bursted And_made of the kitchen a fine skating rink. The brass kitchen-faucet, The spluttering faucet, The oft-leaky faucet That fizzed o'er the sink. -Portland Oregonian, “Poor Bill has broken down his constitution and isn’t good for many more six-day races, commented the six-day bicycle-rider with the padded handle-bars, “Well, [knew rider with the bre That's what he gets for being too mercenary and hiring out t at so many sorts of health-foods."— Brooklyn Eagle. esponded the The conundrum now betore us is whether to be vaccinated and -have lockjaw, or not to be vaccinated and have smallpox.’ Professional beauties for themselves and long-suffering hus- bands for their wives, will probably select lock his own way.” Hanson—* Wonder how it is that the Jug-| ‘It scems to me,” expostulated the traveler ginsons get along so harmoniously? They | “you charge an awfully high figure for a ride never have any quarrels, apparently.” i Burt—“The reason is simple enough. Jug- ginson always lets Mrs. J. have the last word, | argued the ticket.seller at Colon, «that affords and she never tries to prevent him from having | such a fine vie Boston Transcript. across your little isthmus, windows ?"—Chicago Tribune, mo’ SHE WANTED VARIETY. Uncte Remvs—" Yes, honey: dat's yo'r lil’ sistah whad de angel brung las’ night.”" Mary Jaxe—" Why don't de angel bring a w'ite one? We's got in ernuff brack ones now."* 4 Pure Old Whiskey, that Tickles the Palate and Stimulates the Ambition. RH ——> jaw as the lesser of two evils. —St. Paul Globe. Bottled ty EAGLE ui INSTROM Bi INSIST ON NOVENA RYE AND ENJOY YOURSELF Send name to Department J and receive the handsome book “After = Dinner Stories’? Free. YUEUR DISTILLERIES. 3. CINCINNATI. BBE) tne Rocky Mountains jalppes. 1 Sr Louis: Denvin and SAN FRANCISCO. NATURALLY Desire TO SEB THE GRANDEST SCENERY be ROUT! ‘This 1S INSURED BY SELECTING TH! "Deaver & Rio Grande RioGrande Western [3 ‘This route has two separate lines across between, Denver and Ogde route and returning, the other going oni its main line through the Royal Gorge, Leadville, over Ten- nessee Pass through the Canon of the Grand River Glenwood Cc through th! throw Dining Cars (Service a la Carte) om all throug) trains. ha stip let us send you beautifully illustrated pamphlets, free. &.K. HOOPER, Genenas Pacer DENVER, COLORADO If you contempla comicbooks.com «But where will you find another railway, of a revolution from the car Tickets A. i Marsball Pass and Nant Seles eanaaipytters Cuches