Judge, 1901-12-28 · page 45 of 49
Judge — December 28, 1901 — page 45: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising** for whiskey and rye brands (Maryland Club, Hunter Baltimore Rye), with minimal satirical content. The small text sections include: **"The Reward of Patience"**: A brief moral poem contrasting lazy "Bill Jones" with hardworking "Hiram Smith," concluding that patience leads to promotion—a straightforward (not satirical) homily on work ethic. **Dialogue jokes**: Two brief, generic jokes about romantic exaggeration and the value of silence in appearing wise—standard humor with no specific political reference. **"Contrariwise"**: A children's joke about dictionary spelling conventions. The **photograph** labeled "The Plates in Judge" shows a woman's portrait and advertises the Gill Engraving Company's printing services. This page contains **no identifiable political cartoons or satire**. It's a typical early-20th-century magazine spread mixing advertisements, light humor, and business notices. The content reflects period attitudes about work and propriety but lacks the pointed social commentary one might expect from Judge's satirical reputation.
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THE REWARD OF PATIENCE, Old Bill Jones, He used to kick An’ never worked A single e An! Hiram Smith Worked night an’ day An’ never had 2 A word to say. w betel ata loss, means the rational enjoyment An’ so they had of all the good things of To make him boss. Whiskey See Christmas IT Harry—*‘ Fred says there is only one girl in all the world for him.” TASTES Dick—“That’s just like Fred's exaggeration, OLD He knows well enough there isn’t even one."— | For the cheer and hospital- Boston Transcript. ity of this happy season BECAUSE + want to be famous,” said the boy. IT 1S “Well, you'll have to be mighty careful," answered the father.‘ There are more peo- OLD. ple who make fools of themselves trying to be CARN, BELT & CO., ee It is said that many a fool has by maint ing silence made people believe he possessed BALTIMORE, MD: wisdom. This is a mistake. A fool never a knows enough to keep quiet.—Chicago Record. B a | t im r@) r e Herald. \ You will get more prompt attention and better service by meationing JUDGE when answering advertsements. SCARCE BOOKS. | GRAPHS, rc. Catalogue, with samples, patng aes jueple SkueiEclawe Pane BUPLICATOR, from Sypewriter and) pent Sample ugsumens of Red Gra FREE TRIAL, Aways ready? Nodetays'no | DDL ES Neha Fae cite Gok ERES UB jotereated, wets fr days FREE explaining each vanety ol piles, TRIAL.” The E. J. Schapleograph Co., 268 Broadway, N.Y. | sent free. Rea Co., Dept. 23. Minneapoliny Nhat is the choice of Clubs, Cafes and Familles, because it Is Pure and of the Richest Flavor BALTIMORE. | Sold at all Pirst-Class Cafés and by Jobhers, M. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Md. THE PLATES IN JUDGE Are all mado by the Gill Engraving Company. Uniform quality and promptness, as well as large facilities, are indispensablo nts in work ef this nature. Among our other cus ‘entury, Scribner's, Mu: 1. Everybody's Y ™ The World's Work. Country 1 jearson’s, Life, Brooklyn’ Lt and Country, and, in fact, nearly all the leading publications. THE GILL ENGRAVING LOMPART 140 FIFTH AVENUVE, NE YORK CONTRARIWISE. “1 see you are reading the dictionary. Do you find it interesting ?” ““No—more amusing than interesting. It spells words so different from the way | spell them.” comicbooks.com