Judge — December 14, 1901 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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A FAIR DIVINITY. ROSE is the most maddening nx, Each moment her whimsey My divinity, she, But she mystifies me. 1 can't understand her For I'm a divinity student. CAROLYN WHEELS. SEMITIC APPRECIATION. Kohlbach— | vas hap- py all de vay through as a pawnproker.” Schmoolstein — “Vy Vos you so happy, Isita Kohlbach —* Vby, vhy simply pecause I haf just schvollowed me down dree Tut conpuctor—"* There s a seat, madam.”” Mrs. Porate—" What do you take mo for. a sardine?” ON THE SUBMARINE RAILWAY. golden high balls.” ELIGIBLE. Mes. Urstate—"'I'm lookin’ fer nice tidy rooms fer my darter Hattie: she’s jes marri'd an’ wants to settic deown in the city.” Jawitor—" Madam, these are bachelor apartments.” Mrs. Urstate—"Landsake! thet's all right. Hattie mart’ Joe! Jimpsun Weed, the oldest bachelor in Squashville. WINTER ETCHINGS. HE si is dancing fake on x the empty n The rabbit stew is wide awake And, deckeledged, the buck- wheat cake Doth all our dreams infest. And now we smoke the corn cob pipe In everlasting joy. OPEN PLUMBING. THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR. Freddie — “Why does money talk, dad 2° ONE KIND ALLOWABLE. Cobwigger — Because ++ DHYSICIANS cannot advertise,” said Mr. Mulligrub, “Their code of ethics will not we are all too ready to listen permit them to.” to i” “No,” agreed Mr. Billington ; the code will not countenance the paid variety.” A REMARKABLE CHEST EXPANSION. comicbooks.com