Judge, 1901-12-14 · page 13 of 16
Judge — December 14, 1901 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with one small cartoon labeled "MUMMIE AND MUMMY" visible mid-page. The "Mummie and Mummy" cartoon appears to be a visual pun or joke about the dual meaning of "mummy"—likely contrasting an Egyptian mummy (the preserved body) with "mummy" as British/colloquial for "mother." A child asks "What is it, mummie, dear?" and the mother responds "A mummy, dear," suggesting confusion or wordplay around the term. The dominant content is commercial advertising for various products (Schlitz Beer, Griffon Safety Razors, Pears' Soap, President Suspenders, and others), typical of Judge magazine's revenue model. The page also includes poetry sections like "A Ballade of Ambition" and humorous prose anecdotes. The cartoon itself is genteel, family-friendly humor rather than sharp political satire—characteristic of Judge's lighter content compared to its more pointed editorial cartoons elsewhere in the magazine.
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