Judge, 1901-11-23 · page 18 of 18
Judge — November 23, 1901 — page 18: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising** with minimal editorial content. The main notable item is a cartoon titled "How It Happened" featuring two characters—Gladys and Ethel—making a pun about sea-faring men and faith. Ethel jokes that sailors believe in the Bible because "sea-ing is believing"—a visual/phonetic play on "seeing" and "sea." It's mild wordplay typical of the era's humor. The rest of the page consists of product advertisements: Florida steamship routes, Flammarion opera glasses (endorsed by "Uncle Sam"), snap hooks and eyes for clothing, and Cook's Flaked Rice (with instructions for infant feeding). There's also a brief editorial piece about pumpkins lamenting their scarcity and questioning why (blaming imperialism, trusts, and the gold standard), though this appears tangential. The page represents Judge's typical mix of light satire and commercial promotion rather than substantive political commentary.
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THE ONLY DIRECT ALL- WATER ROUTE BETWEEN NEW YORK Charleston :-°: Jacksonville St. Johns River Service mville and San ord, Fla, PAST MODERN STEAMSHIPS AND PINEST SERVI-E spected the scruples of the Drys and cut their | own crop. Sad news comes from up this state that pumpkins are few and not especially fit. What is the world coming to? Potatoes are a | luxury ; apples are a. dissipation + pumpkins | are a'necessity of life. Take out of American literature and history the thoughts that have | been thought and the deeds that have been done | under the inspiration of pumpkin pie and what is left? Without it, what is man and where is d y? sad, that bungling or degen- erate pie-makers make and vend squash pie and | call it pumpkin—so dishonoring a great name | and deceiving a fuolish public ; but the soul of the strong 1s not to be bamboc wicked ed angel of the insides! It_can have no suc- no proxy. Nobody can be “some punkins” who doesn't stoke his brains with pumpkin pie. Why in blazes aren't there more pumpkins? Is the lack of pumpkins attributable to im. “UNCLE SAM” IS THANKFUL Because he has discovered the Gold Medal Paris Exposition 1900. MADE UNDER THE PATRONAGE OF THE FAMOUS ASTRONOMER. ¢ * FLAMMARION ”’ upon opera and field arantee of faultless optical construction, perfect definition and great light-gathering power. Crginality of design and artistic effect. From $5.00 up. See that each glass bears the name” FLAMMARION.” E. B. MEYROWITZ, 108 E. 23rd St. «=. NEW YORK. = 125 W. 42nd St. Branches: Minneapolis and St. Paul. WM.P.CLYDER CO. 4 perialism, to trusts, to the gold standard or to ta. nw Youre the nce of the initiative and referendum? hedupesotd — The Sun. . You will get more prompt attention and better service by mentiong JuDce wher answering advertisements IF you have never used the SNAP HOOKS AND EYES you cannot realize how much comfort and convenience you are missing. Try them on your next gown, and you will, after a few days’ use, discover a lifetime of convenience in dressing and undressing. All dealers and Snap Hook and Eye Company OF AMERICA, General Offices: 25 Broad Street, New York. at. Fownern Stankug Ow IT HAFPENED. Gtavys—' They say sea-faring men are usually firm believers in the Bible.”” Emev—" Yes. Sea-ing is believing, you know.” EAT COOK’S FLAKED RICE DON'T COOK. FOR BABY TOO. - Pour the dry flakes from the pack- NEW BORN INFANTS—One cup of to a colander. Cook's Flaked Ri - Put a liberal amount of salt into a water, boil ten m little boiling water. . Pour the boiling salted water on the pint of milk, pinch of sa rice, through the colander. very little sugar, and strain, 4. Drain, shake slightly, and turn out THREE MONTHS OLD CHILD— d bree h ; aS hore Use double the quantity of | Emmy and. the is. perfe P rc \ Cook's Flaked Rice . SEND ONE COUPON AND 10 GTS, andthe ‘ice is perfectly {two cups) and ds oot COOK'S FLAKED RICE CO., FOR OUR DOLL. tainute, strain, 1 Union Square New York. comicbooks.com