Judge — November 23, 1901 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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WHAT IT IS COMING TO. We have the cookless kitchen now, The horseless age is due ; Brave man is getting hairless, and He'll soon be touthless, too. IN THE SADDLE. Georgia's in the saddle, An’ the mules are on the go; ‘Things are gittin’ lively, And we're wantin’ of ‘em so! ‘The loveless wedding 's common, oh, The childless flat is here ; The waistless maiden comes and goes, And shows the ringless ear. An’ you're goin’ to sce some trouble "Fore the fallin’ of the snow, Fer they're fixin’ of their fences, An’ they're hoein’ of their row ! A pitless hell "s established for Georgia's in the saddle, ‘The heartless, and I'l bet An’ we're waitin’ now to know That up in heaven we shall find | How fur a politicianer ‘The wingless angel yet. A Georgia mule kin throw ! —Chicago Record-Herald, Atlanta Constitution. us, arent Cough Syrup lea mostval-| Gold Medal at Pan-American Exposition— a cough or cold in one day sure. Price, 25 ceats a bottle Dr. Siegert’s Imported Angostura Bitters. 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